Murder Drones Abridged
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Murder Drones Abridged
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Writer
I do need help writing this thing out please
*Say something you think would fit*
Voice Actor
"Bite me!"
"One more buzzword and I'll do it!"
"With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future... all to ourselves."
Voice Actor
"I'm Serial Designation N! I'm the squad leader, but honestly, everyone says I'm kind of useless... but hey, I love doing anything!"
"Before we met, scary stuff was actually... pretty scary. And tonight too, 'cause you weren't with me to make it fun, somehow. I kind of forgot what that was like..."
"Ah, biscuits! I'm sorry, I ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad."
Voice Actor
"These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door. Lowest body count eats a missile!"
"Oh... why don't you bite me!"
"Wrong team"
Voice Actor
"N, you're worthless and terrible, and if the company allowed it, I'd straight up kill you myself!"
"Equity partnership effective drones were cloned more."
"Equity Partnersh-"
Voice Actor
"There's humans coming! I've only ever yakked to robots, J! Quick! Pretend to be a ripping royal stud!"
"Everyone stand back! This is a citizen's murder!"
"On ya, girl!"
Voice Actor
"I see you will not talk to me because I have hurt your... feelings? Easier to assimilate than explain anyway."
"Criss-cross apple sauce. Climbing. Get snuck upon."
"You look great. Hmmm. Have you considered a bow though?"
Voice Actor
"Forgive and forget OR I'LL DOCK YOUR FRICKIN' GRADES. And you can't sit with us, Rebecca!"
"Sup freak? Prepare to be POPULAR."
"Ew, it didn't kill her? Oh my god, that's so bad."
Voice Actor
"Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic."
"That can happen?! Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass!"
"Of course, 'Zi! N-and-M's... You saved my life."
Voice Actor
"Узи, ты правда на стороне Дронов-Убийц? Я не единственная, кто потеряла из-за них семью." / "Uzi, you would really side with the Murder Drones? I'm not the only one who's lost family to them."
"Мертвые. Я видел, как они умирали." / "Dead. I watched them die."
"Как говорят по-русски... Ой, я должна была предвидеть, что кто-то может сбежать через вентиляционную шахту, используя выброшенные зеркала в качестве лестницы." / "As they say in Russian... Whoops, I should've predicted that someone could escape through a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs."
Voice Actor
"Call her damaged again, and I will install a DOOR on your FACE!"
"I left her for dead ONCE! It sounds like she's bored in YOUR class, and the other kids suck!"
"If my wife's closet is right, the planet's gonna try to eat us soon."
Voice Actor
"You don't know me and I hate you! GAHHH!!"
"Those things killed your frickin' mother!"
"You're frickin' grounded!"
Voice Actor
"So, my friend wants to know if you killed their family... and if you're single?"
"It's about mood, Darren"
"(Coughing) Don't... remember name... (Cough) Super unpopular..." [Pause] Purple... eyes... Hot Topic...
Voice Actor
"Poor thing's defective!"
"Make way for the canoe train!"
"We need to sneak this far just to make out?"
Voice Actor
"No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric."
"So... missing some campers here?"
"No name calling. Just a question."
Voice Actor
"Hey, surface slickers."
"Of course, some parts are more valuable than others, ain't they?"
"Dealt with witches 'fore, too."
Voice Actor
"We have got to curb her trips to the dump. And where is she getting the hair to play dress-up with them? Creepy..."
"The Elliotts are known for many things: class, tenacity, currently being alive."
"You hold that gun less cool this instant, missy!"
Voice Actor
"Tessa James Elliott. We will not entertain your dumpster pets."
"DID THAT LITTLE ANTI-CHRIST JUST—!?"
"I said THIS ONE out of my sight."
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