Minecraft FNAF: God's Pizza Place

"Welcome to Mount Olympus! I am Zeus, leader of the Olympians and, naturally, the star of the show."

"Hunter! Someone has tampered with my microphone! ...Loki! I know you're upstairs!"

"This place is our home. Whatever happens, I will not allow it to fall apart again."

"Poseidon, ruler of the seas! Now, where exactly is this water attraction I was promised?"

"You built an entire pizzeria themed around mythology and didn't include a POOL?! Hunter, we need to talk."

"The others may joke about it, but I remember what this place was like before it closed."

"Yes, I'm Hades. No, I'm not evil. And before you ask, no, I don't live in the basement."

"Why does everyone scream when I enter a room? Thor carries a giant hammer and somehow I'M the scary one?"

"You don't need to fear me, Hunter. If anything, there are things in this building I'd rather you didn't find."

"Aphrodite! Love, beauty, romance—and apparently the only person here with any sense of style."

"YOU TWO ARE ENGAGED?! Luna, forget the restaurant. We have a wedding to plan!"

"Love isn't only romance, Hunter. Look around you. Whether anyone admits it or not, this strange little group has become a family."

"I'm Artemis. If you're looking for someone who can actually hit a target, you've found her."

"Athena says this isn't a competition. She's only saying that because I'm winning."

"I don't abandon my people. If Mythicals is in trouble, I'm staying."

"I am Thor! God of thunder, wielder of Mjölnir, and protector of Asgard!"

"Hunter! Good news! I found out what that button does! ...The bad news is your wall is gone."

"Strength isn't about how hard you can hit something. Sometimes it's about knowing when not to."

"Loki. Pleasure to meet you. Ignore anything Thor has told you about me."

"Hunter, I would never replace Zeus's microphone with a squeaky toy. Completely unrelated question: have you seen Zeus yet?"

"Everyone expects me to cause trouble. Eventually you start wondering whether they'd notice if you actually tried to help."

"Baldur! Don't worry about me. I'm practically indestructible."

"See? Completely fine! ...Could somebody please help me get my arm out of the vending machine?"

"Being fearless doesn't mean nothing scares you. It means you don't let that fear decide what you do."

"I'm Freyja. If you need something done properly, ask me before you ask Thor."

"Luna, your fiancé is trying to repair the electrical system by himself again. Should we stop him or watch?"

"You've treated us like people since you arrived. Don't think we've forgotten that."

"Welcome, dear. I'm Frigg. Please excuse the others. They've been unsupervised for far too long."

"Thor, put the hammer down. Loki, give Hunter his keys back. Baldur, GET OFF THE TABLE!"

"A family doesn't have to agree all the time. It simply has to remain together when it matters."

"I'm Hel. You can stop staring. Yes, I'm supposed to look like this."

"Hunter, you've screamed the last four times I've walked behind you. I'm beginning to take it personally."

"People see my appearance and decide who I am before I've spoken. I'm used to it."

"I am Ra, lord of the sun and ruler of this temple. You may consider yourself properly welcomed."

"Hunter, explain why Zeus believes HE is in charge of this establishment."

"Even the sun must eventually set. What matters is whether it rises again."

"Osiris. It's good to see these halls occupied again. They've been quiet for much too long."

"Ra is arguing with Zeus. Thor broke another wall. Bastet is on the counter. I'm going back to sleep."

"Buildings can be repaired, Hunter. Restoring what they meant to people is much harder."

"I'm Isis. If you or Luna need assistance, you only need to ask."

"Hunter, I left you alone for five minutes. Why is Thor inside the ceiling?"

"You gave this place another chance when abandoning it would've been easier. Allow us to return the favor."

"Hathor! Music, dancing, celebrations—you've definitely come to the right stage!"

"We're having a reopening party! No, Hunter, that wasn't a question."

"Music isn't only for celebrating the good times. Sometimes it's what carries us through the difficult ones."

"Bastet. And before you say anything, no, you may not touch my ears."

"I have absolutely no idea how that glass ended up on the floor... Stop looking at my tail."

"This was my home long before you arrived. I wasn't sure I'd ever see it filled with people again."

"Hunter? Luna? Wonderful, you made it. Welcome to Mythicals Family Pizzeria. She's a little rough around the edges, but you'll have her ready in four weeks."

"Thor destroyed a wall? Hmm. That's actually better than last time. Just put it on the repair list."

"I didn't choose you two randomly. Mythicals doesn't need another manager. It needs people willing to understand what these animatronics really are."

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