MacroHardOnFire Co. E1, S1 | Aesir Productons
Project Overview
Welcome to MacroHardOnFire Inc., a wildly unhinged tech megacorp operating in a retro-futuristic world stuck somewhere between the 1960s, 1980s, early 2000s, and 2040. Flying cars? Check. Flip phones? Also check. Giant mechs, rogue AI, and therapy robots that cry during sessions? Double check.
Once the crown jewel of innovation, MacroHardOnFire fell into chaos after the mysterious disappearance of its legendary founder. Now it’s run by his 23-year-old son Maël, a caffeinated genius with more ambition than common sense. With no business degree, zero filter, and an alarming tendency to accidentally blow up buildings, Maël leads a team of borderline-superhuman weirdos, misfits, and future felons.
Every episode is a high-stakes, low-maturity ride through backfiring inventions, PR disasters, inter-company espionage, rogue AI revolts, meme warfare, weaponized biotech, and corporate therapy sessions that end in flamethrowers.
Also, there’s a parrot trying to off itself for some reason. Don’t ask.
But the stakes?Oh, they’re very real. Because while MacroHardOnFire spirals inward, their smug teen rival Spade Industries—backed by the megalomaniac cyborg president Donny T. Rump—is quietly building a dystopian future powered by human-machine fusion.
The employees of MacroHardOnFire may be emotionally unstable, legally questionable, and occasionally on fire, but they’re the last real defense against a world run by soulless tech bros and mechanical fascists.
And if that means building a giant Godzilla robot from scrap and trauma? So be it.
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MAËL (pronounced “mile”) – Lead Role
Age: 23 | Voice: Early 20s, chaotic, charismatic, mildly unhinged CEO energy
Vocal Style: Think Ben Schwartz, or Micheal Kovach — energetic, erratic, full of confidence but teetering on a breakdown.
Personality:
The heir to the MacroHardOnFire Industries. Maël is a lovable tech lunatic with a heart of gold and a brain made of espresso shots and reckless ambition. He causes disasters daily and somehow fails upwards.
Sample Lines:
(sipping juice box) “I know I just blew up a convention center, but hear me out—branding opportunity.”
“We can’t be in legal trouble if I legally identify as a concept.”
(wide-eyed) “I may have accidentally taught the AI drone how to hate... and also to juggle chainsaws.”
Performance Note:
Rapid-fire delivery. Jokes are layered, self-aware, and he bounces between comedy and sudden panic.
- english
- male adult
- male young adult
- male teen
- american
- animation/character
*Say something you think would fit*
ASTERISK
Age: 20 | Voice: Nerdy, excitable, chaotic-smart
Vocal Style: A blend of Tom Holland and Richard Horvitz
Personality:
The company’s lead engineer. He can build a death ray out of paperclips and a sad thought. Emotional, hyper-focused, and always accidentally building unstable tech.
Sample Lines:
“I only gave the robot emotions so it could appreciate jazz… this is somehow my fault, isn’t it?”
(sniffling) “Boomy… he never even got to learn sarcasm…”
“If I reverse the quantum polarity and ignore OSHA, we might survive.”
Performance Note:
Nervous but high energy. Speaks fast when excited, breaks easily into mania.
- english
- animation
- male adult
- male young adult
- male teen
- american
*Say something you think would fit*
LAZULI
Age: 23 | Voice: Flat, deadpan, low-energy genius
Vocal Style: Think Zooble from TADC with a sprinkle of “hacker who hasn’t slept in 48 hours”
Personality:
The cybersecurity/AI expert. Brilliant, sarcastic, and looks perpetually done with everyone’s nonsense. Childhood best friend of Maël. Always multitasking.
Sample Lines:
“You gave a drone feelings and stage fright. Why are you like this?”
(not looking up) “I just erased you from three national watchlists. You’re welcome.”
“This is fine. We’ve survived worse. Remember the jellyfish incident.”
Performance Note:
Low, dry delivery. Sarcasm is a lifestyle.
- english
- female young adult
- female teen
- animation
- animation/character
- female adult
- american
- english (british)
*Say something you think would fit*
Age: 25 | Voice: Constantly stressed PR agent
Vocal Style: Charming celebrity who is one mistake away from an anxiety attack
Personality:
Head of PR. Always on the edge. Wears cool suits and wishes he worked somewhere normal. No one listens to him. He’s trying his best.
Sample Lines:
“We need an apology video. Not a rave. Why is there glitter?!”
“My job title should just be: Human Panic Attack.”
“The government called. Again.”
Performance Note:
Fast-talking, emotionally unraveling. Comedy comes from his breakdowns.
- english
- american
- animation/character
- male adult
- male teen
- male young adult
*Say something you think would fit*
JULIE
Age: 22 | Voice: Upbeat, vapid-yet-savvy valley girl
Vocal Style: stereotypical teenage influencer, valley girl accent, meets Harley Quinn meets a marketing degree
Personality:
Finance queen. Sounds like a ditz, but she’s a ruthless monetizer. Can turn trauma into TikToks and war crimes into merch. Probably invented influencer NFTs.
Sample Lines:
“Oh my Godddd, the building blew up?! Is it trending?!”
“I’m thinking, like, explosion-core meets Y2K futurism. With glitter.”
“I just sold 20 NFTs of your apology face. You’re welcome.”
Performance Note:
Bubbly, dramatic, fast-talking. Occasionally terrifying.
- english
- american
- female teen
- female young adult
- animation/character
- female adult
- american valley girl
*Say something you think would fit*
AIMEE
Age: 21 | Voice: Bubbly chaos gremlin
Vocal Style: Starfire from Teen Titans meets Pinkie Pie from MLP
Personality:
Biotech specialist. Thinks horror creatures are adorable. The reason the basement is banned.
Sample Lines:
“This one has six eyes and shoots acid! I named her Princess Bubbles!”
“Oopsies! I released the snuggle-shark into the elevator.”
“Don’t worry! The spores are probably not airborne anymore!”
Performance Note:
Manic, high-pitched energy. The line between cute and horrifying is thin.
- english
- american
- female adult
- female teen
- female young adult
- animation/character
*Say something you think would fit*
KAISZ
Age: 24 | Voice: Cool, relaxed, "surfer dude who builds bombs"
Vocal Style: Zuko from Avatar, meets Greg Cipes, Meets Micheal Kovach‘s Jax meets a Red Bull-sponsored stuntman
Personality:
Weapons tester and security lead. Thrill-seeker. Doesn’t fear death because he’s usually the one causing it.
Sample Lines:
“That explosion? Fire. Literal and metaphorical.”
“I installed flamethrowers in the vending machines. For science.”
“If it doesn’t explode, did you even innovate?”
Performance Note:
Chill, snarky, loves what he does way too much.
- english
- animation/character
- male adult
- american
- surfer dude
- male young adult
- male teen
*Say something you think would fit*
NOIRE
Age: 39 | Voice: Calm, haunting, British Mary Poppins with a dark past
Vocal Style: Cate Blanchett + Mary Poppins + Judge Judy if she knew Krav Maga
Personality:
Black Ops director. Elegant. Terrifying. Has seen everything. Smiles sweetly while committing psychological warfare.
Sample Lines:
“Good morning, dears. I've erased your trail from seven intelligence agencies.”
“I’ll take care of it. Kindly stop screaming.”
“Do remember Belgium, Chairman. The tulips never grew back.”
Performance Note:
Velvet voice with lethal undertones. Quiet power. Feels inhumanly composed.
- english
- american
- female teen
- female young adult
- female adult
- british
- animation/character
- english
*Say something you think would fit*
COSMI
Age: 22 | Voice: Soft, sweet, maybe a little nervous
Vocal Style: Fluttery like a Studio Ghibli protagonist but can emotionally gut you
Personality:
The medic and HR director. Gentle, kind, the voice of reason. Secretly in love with Maël and may snap if pushed too far.
Sample Lines:
“Hi! You’re bleeding! Please stop.”
“Maël, you need to sleep more and explode things… less.”
(quietly to herself) “He’s cute when he’s endangering lives…”
Performance Note:
Delicate tone, but has emotional depth. Hints of hidden chaos.
- english
- female young adult
- animation/character
- american
- female adult
- female teen
*Say something you think would fit*
JABARI
Age: 27 | Voice: Deep, chill, always munching
Vocal Style: Nonchalant and Chill Think Miles Morales from ITSV
Personality:
Materials guy. Always calm, usually eating, and somehow has connections to every shady supplier in the solar system.
Sample Lines:
“Got uranium, carbon fiber, and half a sandwich. You’re welcome.”
“Y’all really lit it up out there. Impressive.”
“If you see a glowing raccoon… don’t feed it.”
Performance Note:
Relaxed. Doesn’t freak out. Says wild things like they’re normal.
- english
- animation/character
- black american
- american
- male adult
*Say something you think would fit*
For this role you are being an audience member in the first scene at a Tech Expo reacting to a horrible thing Maël’s robot said during that scene.
Line 1: [Random Words of Disappointment]
Line 2: [Fearful Chaotic Screaming like you are running away from a ticking time bomb]
Just say anything that fits with the mood of the scene you have like a 90% chance of getting in.
*Say something you think would fit*
DONNY T. RUMP
Age: 60s+ (but maybe older?) | Voice: Bombastic, egotistical, sounds like a cyborg trying to act human
Vocal Style: Best Impression of Trump meets Cobra Commander
Personality:
President of the future. Secretly helping Spade Industries turn the population into cyborgs. Pilots a gold-plated mech named “The Orange Menace.”
Sample Lines:
“It’s a perfect plan. I support the future. I AM the future!”
“Look at this suit. Immaculate. Presidential. Jet-powered.”
“Initiating executive order: CRUSH THEM.”
Performance Note:
The line between parody and nightmare. Loud. Absurd. Slightly robotic.
- english
- male adult
- male young adult
- american
- donald trump
- male teen
- male senior
- animation/character
*Say something you think would fit*
Age: 18 | Voice: Smug, arrogant, obnoxiously charming
Vocal Style: Light Yagami meets Elon Musk's TikTok intern
Personality:
Rival tech CEO. Younger, richer, cockier. Wants to replace all humans with perfect AI-cyborgs. Supported by the government. Definitely evil. Thinks he’s the main character.
Sample Lines:
“Maël’s still using emotions? How... quaint.”
“You may have friends, but I have algorithms. And abs.”
“Soon, the future will belong to me… and my upgrade subscription plan.”
- english
- animation/character
- male young adult
- male teen
- american
*Say something you think would fit*
*Say something you think would fit*
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