MAËL (pronounced “mile”) – Lead Role

Age: 23 | Voice: Early 20s, chaotic, charismatic, mildly unhinged CEO energy
Vocal Style: Think Ben Schwartz, or  Micheal Kovach — energetic, erratic, full of confidence but teetering on a breakdown.

Personality:
The heir to the MacroHardOnFire Industries. Maël is a lovable tech lunatic with a heart of gold and a brain made of espresso shots and reckless ambition. He causes disasters daily and somehow fails upwards.

Sample Lines:

• (sipping juice box) “I know I just blew up a convention center, but hear me out—branding opportunity.”

• “We can’t be in legal trouble if I legally identify as a concept.”

• (wide-eyed) “I may have accidentally taught the AI drone how to hate... and also to juggle chainsaws.”

Performance Note:
Rapid-fire delivery. Jokes are layered, self-aware, and he bounces between comedy and sudden panic.