LuckiASMR!!

"Wait. These aren't crimes. None of you actually did anything wrong. You're all just a bunch of weirdos. Like me."

"Yes! This mama is ready for trauma."

"Oh, okay, okay. I don't talk about this cause it happened like, a long time ago, and it's like totally not an issue anymore but uh... Today's the anniversary of my dad passing away. That's, not an excuse for what I did. Like I said it happened a while ago so I, uh... didn't want to bring it up. He always brought us flowers on our birthdays, so, after he passed away, we started picking flowers for each other. And then we'd visit his grave, and me and my mom would spend the day together. It's nice. But, this year, I-I'm not with her, and... I don't have any flowers. And when you told me about the problem with your dad, I don't know. Maybe I was jealous or, just, needed a distraction. I was dumb. I'm sorry."

"I'm a Blight. we only associate with a select few. Keep annoying me though, I'm happy to select fewer."

"Luz?! what are you doing here?"

"I was the top student once."

"You're human! This is astounding! A human on the Boiling Isles! How'd you get here? What are you doing here?"

"I remember what you did too, what you did in there. I can't say we're friends, but it's... a start."

"Yeah. What's happening to Eda isn't right. She might not always follow the rules, but she hasn't done anything worthy of a petrification!"

"This will be relatively painless... if you do as I say."

"Sorry, I don't speak palisman."

"I know I'm not who I'm supposed to be... but I think I like who I am right now."

"LET'S FUCK THEM UUUUUUP!"

""My name is Charlie! (clap clap) I love to sing. (clap clap) and when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing! (clap clap)"

"Oh sorry, were we too loud? I was just telling him about the Hazbin Hotel!"

"If'n ya filmin a commercial, may I suggest ya take advantage of the talented celebrity you have right HERE!"

"It's NOT an act! It's who I need to be. And this?! this is my escape! Where I can forget about it all. Where I can get high and not have to think about how much it hurts. about how much I hate... EVERYTHNG."

"Well we can improv this shit, Babycakes. mrowwww."

"Oooo, he's a BAD boy..!"

"Yeah, where are your tits?"

"I've already named all the stains on the carpet! That one's Fred."

"You think I'd be listenin' to you fucks bitch n' moan if he wasn't forcin' me?"

"I know everything about you fuckers at this point. That one, is an insecure buffoon who watches your asses sleep at night. That one, judges everyone and everything because she hates herself. Princess. Is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problem's 'cept her own. And Niffty? tch. you don't wanna KNOW what her deal is."

"Yknow. I was on overlord once. yeah. And it was nice to have that power."

"VoxTek Angelic security is coming soon. Trust us, with your safety."

"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar. So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak."

"YES! Fuck you, Alastor! Ahahaha! THIS IS BETTER THAN S3X!"

"Ugh. No! Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is it 1750? Burn it like the witches who wore it!"

"Hmph, fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! Kiss my ass. Hahahaha!"

"Of course I do. Fuck you. Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby."

"What up, hoes! Hahaha!"

"Okay, look, Angie. I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch. I'm doin' just fine. In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? But, if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?"

"That was kinda hot."

"Got a good 275 this year, sir."

"What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?"

"Adam is dead. Your deal is done, and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven, and if you want to stay here, you're going down there and stopping that bitch! Do you understand me, Lilith?"

"HA! I fucking got you! Did you fucking see that? Good shit."

"Uuughhh, 'No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations.' I know fine."

"No! You don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm THE fucking man, and you're just some fuckin' clown or something! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, fucking, LOSERS!"

"I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?"

"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!"

"I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dream a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. I'm supposed to never fail you."

Buncha Adam lines ig lol

"Oh, okay, now I get it. This is a dream! And I should just play along until I wake up, right?"

"I'm not a child, you don't have to hype me up."

"Well...you don't have to be. The- The Circus- th- the place I'm from? Well, I- I'm originally from somewhere else. But...if it has to be my home.....maybe it can be yours, too. The people there are...interesting...at the very least. Maybe you......could be somebody real there."

"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"

"Ahem ahem, I assure you there is no "magical Exit door." You're probably just experiencing digital hallucinations, from your mind's transition to the digital plane."

"Oh no! Someone's venturing out into the Void! They'll get totally spoiled!"

"By the way, I may have left something in your room today, so let me know if you find it. You're not afraid of centipedes, are you?"

"Alright Gangle, when we catch up to 'em, I'll jump over, crawl inside, and shoot 'em repeatedly until they're unrecognizable."

"Why don't you leave this to me, before I start thinking your hair looks like licorice?"

"So, this is where we all live. Or, well, where we sleep at night. Even though we don't really need to sleep, it's sometimes nice to kind of take a break from everything and have a bit of a routine, you know?"

"Well, let's forget about all that, Caine's got a new adventure today, and guessing by what he's been teasing, it seems like it's going to be a fun one."

"I'm more worried she's having another horrible experience, she still seems very upset about what happened yesterday, I don't think she really likes me that much"

*Say something you think would fit*