"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"

"Ahem ahem, I assure you there is no "magical Exit door." You're probably just experiencing digital hallucinations, from your mind's transition to the digital plane."

"Oh no! Someone's venturing out into the Void! They'll get totally spoiled!"