cartoon, comedy, drama
Don't worry about the bad drawing, it's an old one, a new and improved drawing is finally made, but, the image is too large for Casting Call so here's a link to a better image:
http://parkichu64.deviantart.com/art/Loser-Club-Portrait-Colored-641119427
WARNING: Contains foul language!
Loser Club is a MAJOR project Shade Productions is proud of and will be a project where the acting personel will be paid, but for now, since we have no money, we'll be having this be free project until we can make money off of Loser Club, which you'll be paid hopefully by the end of season 1, beginning of 2, or end of two, we won't have you wait no longer than that. There will be other Loser club series made after and/or during this project, such as:
Loser Club in Pre-School (short series)
Loser Club Prequel Movie: Middle School Days
Loser Club: Going into College (series)
Loser Club Movie 1 Field Trip to Japan
Loser Club Movie 2 Summer Vacation
Loser Club Christmas Special (short Film)
Loser Club Halloween (Short Film)
Loser Club Movie 3 Senior Year!
Loser Club Final Movie: Welcome to Adulthood
And possibly more. But those are different projects for another time.
Loser Club is about a club in Hail High School, (otherwise known as Hell High School), this club is called... can you guess?... WRONG! It's Loser Club, not guitar club, what the hell is wrong with you? This club has your typical school reject who is disliked by everyone for no reason whatsoever, the only perv in the school, the only stoner in the school (everyone in the loser club does, but not as often or as much as she does), The only goth in the school (NOT EMO!), only foriegn exchange student who knows nothing about the english language, the only nerd in the school, and a new kid who doesn't know what to expect!
Loser club uses stereotype jokes often and is also about the typical high school life for anyone. This show loves to break the fourth wall and even use cartoon logic for many things.
New characters get introduced at half way marks, season finales, and/or new seasons, to introduce more members to the Loser Club to make it grow.
Check out all updates for the characters with their updated drawings at http://shade-productions.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Parker_Sims51/Loser_Club!
I'm working on Loser CLub again. Some character descriptions have been edited, some typos are fixed, and some lines have been redone. Up next, drawings. Also! The Loser Club web comic is now being worked on and will be released 2/20/17 on DeviantArt and other other places wherever I can post the comic at.
The deadline has been extended and will keep being extended until I get every character a role in Loser Club. Parts have been reopened because I want to see what other voices I can find for some characters. Hopefully, you have the voice.
If you want to abe a part of Loser Club, but don't see any roles of interest here, copy and paste this link into your browser, there are still many open roles available for the awesome parents of the Loser Club https://www.castingcall.club/projects/loser-club
Minor Character, Protagonist
Mr. Jordan is the English Teacher, he is the student who volunteered to help Loser Club, since all clubs need at teacher to be in charge, he volunteered because he was once a loser himself and see his life in Loser CLub, so he supports it in the best way he can. Loser Club respects Mr. Jordans and often hang out and talk to him. He is the teacher Loser Club looks up to
His voice needs to be calm and matured.
Ah, it's my Losers! What's happening guys?
James, you may not realize this, but you are the most laziest and unmotivated student here, these kids look up to you because you brought Loser Club together, you did. You made this into a legitiment school club, so why don't you ever participate in the school events? You said it yourself that this club is a Losers Rebelion, to show people that you are no different from anyone else, and that you deserve the respect anyone else does, but you can never prove or show that if you don't do anything with the club, if I were you, I'd get signed up for the events as soon as possible.
Major Character, Protagonist
Veronica is the modern day girl who dresses moderate an listens to alternative rock. As the new girl, she is easy pickings for being spun in Monicha's webs, if it wasn't for James and the Loser Club to help her out, she would be a major victim for the popular kids.
She came to Hail High School in Colorado Springs CO from Orange County California with a step dad she despises and her mom who she is not happy with.
Veronica's voice just needs to have a normal teenage girl voice, medium tone.
[Annoyed, talking to her mom] This is ridiculous, we leave California all because your new husband says so and you just so willingly say yes to the move. You didn't even bother to ask me how I felt about this whole thing. Do I no longer have a say in anything anymore? All my friends are back in California at my old school, I know nothing about this place.
So what, everyone has their own tastes and opinions, it doesn't make me wrong for liking the things I like.
What is wrong with this school? Does everyone have to be jerks?
Major Character, Protagonist
James is the typical high school reject who no one likes for some odd reason, (no seriously, why do people hate him?)
James is often bored and unmotivated, he hates school events and often asks himself why he made a school club if he's not going to do anything with it and has no school spirit. He is a layback character and lazy.He doesn't act much like other everyday teenagers, he doesn't use swag or yolo and sure as hell doesn't whip and nae nae! He's more of a Hollywood Undead, Five Finger Death Punch, System Of A Down rock n' roll kid who grew up with morales and is well behaved.
His half brother is Adam Myers, James lives with his mom, dad, and Adam. James gets along with his father well and never lies to him.
His voice is medium-high tone to show his laziness, sometimes he has a weak mumble which means he mumbles but can still be heard clearly. He also needs to sound like he's unmotivated to do stuff, when something serious is going on is normally one of the only times he's ever active and does not mumble or sound lazy.
(bored) [sighs] Another shitty year of school, right? [Unmotivated] woohoo... Welcome to Sophomore year guys, we're putting up with everyones bullshit for another three years.
(Urgently Active) Where's Trish?
She's not here?
Ah shit! we gotta get to Glenndale before Monicha and Adam do!
(Calm) So, you're the new girl here? Cool, well I should warn you, this is not a very great school to be in. Nothing but typical jocs and swagfags here, well, except for loser club, we're... not necissarily... uh... [looks over to Loser Club]... normal... but we're much more fun than anyone else here, people just don't realize it yet.
Major Character, Protagonist
Jessie is a red head stoner girl. She's the childhood friend of James and is the only stoner in the school. She's chill, layback, and never gets offended by anyone. Jessie speaks the truth and believes in brutal honesty. She is always stoned and relaxed, nothing ever bothers her because she is too high to care.
Her voice needs to be a calm and mellow voice, very smooth and sounds like she's baked (because she is). Even when insulting someone, she keeps the same calm, mellow, and smooth voice.
She isn't high pitched, or has a deep voice. I just want a normal pitch in her voice but also, a loud laughter.
Sorry I'm late guys, I was on a pot break, so what did I miss?
Tyler's about to get his ass kicked. Since he's our friend, I should feel bad for him... buuuut... He kinda had this coming.
Hey, at least I don't walk around with my legs open wide for any guy, unlike you, I've got respect for myself, just sayin'.
hehe, addicted? Whatever, I don't do it out of an addiction, I do it because it helps me drown out the sound of your stupid, clapping vagina.
(Loser Club goes "OOOOOOOOOH!")
Professor Sane... crazy biology and chemistry teacher, just sound like a mad scientist, (I might just make him look like a character I already have who is a mad scientist in another series I have on hold, just to do references)
Okay class, today we're working with mercury, a highly dangerous element that can cause poisoning or explosions, I'm so glad you teens don't read safety contracts!
For today's project, I'll be using Jessie's weed
[not part of audition, just added for fun] Jessie: haha, this should be interesting... wait, what?
Professor Sane: The plant is alive! I finally did it! I... oh, it's dead... 5 seconds! New Record, marijuana creates life!
Jessie: Yeah, now you owe me.
oh.. h-hi class! If I were you, I wouldn't go in that room... I um... how do I say this... after hearing a song from ICP called mad professor... I tried making a mouse with a chicken head and I tried making a frog with a turkey neck....... hehehe.... so!... How about we do outdoor activities today?! heh... hehe... (to himself) I am in some deep shit now...
Protaginst, Major Character
Tyler is the only pervert in Hail High School. He always tries to hit on the most popular girl in school (and any other girls) and gets sprayed by mace afterwords. He is the fun, silly, goofy character in the show and is constantly breaking the fourth wall and uses a lot of cartoon logic. He sings and is a good singer, best singer at the school (which is what he's made fun of for) there will be random musical parts in the series where he'll do singing so you'll need to be able to sing, whenever he sings, he suddenly is dressend in a tux, top hat, and holds a cane (just don't ask where it all comes from, nothing makes sense with this guy). He also will do song covers from time to time, if you're the one who gets the part, you will be given the song covers that are coming up, but most of the time, it's his own songs.
He sings jazz and rock and sometimes raps.
His voice should be fun and energetic, there is a variety of accents I want to have for him, only one accent will be for him but I want to know which accent fits him best which are, North American, British, Italian American (almost Mafia Italian), or Australian. He has to have a constant positive personality, like "nothing in the world can hurt me" positivity.
(singing) (bouncy words and you can choose between medium or fast tempo)
Welcome to Hail High school
Also known as Hell High School!
So now you may be alive
by the end you won't survive!
So welcome to Hail High School!
Welcome to Hell High School!
(surprised) "I'm surprised she didn't spray me with mace that time, I'm not complaining or anything either, that stuff hurts like a bitch!"
(Pervy) "Hey, check it out, we gotta new girl here. I wonder if I can score one this time!"
Mr. Bishop is an asshole teacher towards all students, just sound like an sshole
Time for attendance, I'll just mark you all absent
Time for the test
You all fail!
Oh look! It's the black kid again, why are you drinking water? Don't you normally drink cool-aid? Or watermelon juice? Maybe even chicken grease?
(not part of the audition, just added for affect -->) Walter: Fuck you say?
Mr. Bishop: Take a seat already, you act like I said something
Walter: Nigga
Principle Hill is obviously the principle of Hail High School and is walked on by the popular kids, no matter how hard he tries, the students just don't care a whole lot about what he does unless it is regarding to the school events to show school spirit.
Mr. Hill has a bit of a slur in his words and pronounces days of the week like "Mondie", "tuesdie" etc. His voice should also be medium deep
(Morning announcements) "May I have the attention that you students never give for me on the announcements?"
(assembly day, talking through the mic.) "Hello Hail High School, hows everybodies days today?! So today is the big day for Hail High School's homecoming game and dance! Are You all excited!
That's great! As you all know, we are going to wipe the floor with our rivals, Light High School! Aren't we!?
Yeah! That's what I like to hear, if only you listen to me like this to when I'm giving my announcements."
Mr. Laurence is the history teacher, he really doesn't like his job and is bored to be at Hail. He is much more bored than James is.
He needs to sound more unmotivated and bored than James does.
[sighs] okay everyone, take your seats and lets begin class...
You're Veronica? Okay, sit behind Tyler, he's that blonde loudmouth over there.
Open your books to page 354 and read it, after a couple minutes, we'll be reviewing what you've read.
Rodney ChingChang is the foreign language teacher for japanese (field Trip in Japan? Anyone?). He's a cool teahcer most of the time, but at other moments, he talks about how Japan is much better than America, by intelligence for one thing.
If you want, you can add a japanese accent, or japanese-american accent, your choice
With my help! You will all be as smart as us Japanese people.
sayanora means goodbye! Not 'I got the stuff'!
Students, get ready! Because next week! We are going on a country field trip to Tokyo!
Minor Character, Antagonist
Adam is the second most toughest kid in the school. He as big as he is dumb and thinks he's as smart as Monicha. Adam is trhe body guard of Monicha because he has affections for her. He is the best football player at Hail High School and has a lot of school spirit, only at times of school spirit and school motivated events is when is nice to Loser Club. Adam is Jame's half brother, both born from different fathers, the father that lives with them is James's father, Adam does not know who his real dad is but does not care.
His voice is rough, tough, and solid. His voice is also low pitched
Well Glenndale, do we have a deal or do I need to make one? With my fist!
Go away Tyler, before I knock you out!
James, you're my brother, and as my brother, I am embarassed of you! Learn to man up for once in your life and quit being a loser!
Ms. Miller is the art teacher and is the most scariest teacher, she's scary because of how positive and happy she is, as well as very misguided and air headed. She is very happy, bubbly, and positive about anything.
You need a high pitched voice
Alrighty class! Lets begin the art lesson!
Oh Tyler! That's such a beautiful drawing of a girl holdon melons with eyeballs!
Oh wow Trisha! So much fdetail in that drawing! I love the fruit punch pool, and you even added Monicha and Adam! You three must be great friends!
Major Character, Protagonist
Trish is the only goth kid in Hail High School, She takes shit from no one and is the most toughest kid in school. When she's around, no one messes or picks on Loser Club. She is the brick wall between the popular kids and Loser Club, everyone in school learned not to mess with her or her friends, or there will be hell to pay.
I'm looking for a strong tone in voice but also a bit carefree. Her pitch is slightly low and not raspy, her voice is smooth and a rasp is only heard when she gets angry and yells.
(excited) Oh, is Tyler about to get is ass kicked again? Who has a camera?
(calm) So who's that new girl over there? She's about to be victimized by Monicha.
(angry) [with a growl or gritted teeth, basically whatever you can do to sound pissed]
Monicha... step. Away. From the nerd... Now!
You too Adam! Back the fuck off!
Oh, you're not backing down... fine. Let's settle this.
Major Character, Protagonist
Glenndale is a stereotypical nerd, he's got the freckles, pales skin, and he's even a tall ginger. He's been picked on for all his life and had no friends until the end of middle school and onto Frsehman year. Glenndale is a major victim to bullying and the popular kids take advantage of him by stealing his food, lunch money, and even homework.
He never had anyone to stand up for him and he can't fight or speak up for himself, until Trish came to the Hail School District. Ever since she came, Glenndale has no longer been a major victim to bullying, but when she's not around, he's vulnerable for it again.
Glenndale has a high tone and a studder but you need to make sure you can be heard clearly, Glenndale has no slur in his voice or snort in his laugh. (I know I have this show based on stereotypes, but Glenndale is not that kind of nerd.) He gets a bigger studder from any type of excitement.
(alarmed) oh! uh... hi Monicha... what-what are you doing here?
Oh... oh no... please, I really can't, I have to pay for my lunch and-
-okay... I... [sighs] I will... here, take my money.
(calm) So uh... how has everyone's day been?
Well... you would've known there is a new girl if you weren't always late to school, Jessie.
Mr. Jonas is thegay choir teacher, unfortunately, the only choir student is Tyler so his class is more of a solo class and has no affections towards Tyler, but Tyler is paranoid like hell of his teacher hitting on him, making it difficult for Mr. Jonas to teach sometimes.
Mr. Jonas needs a high toned voice and a really feminine voice and homosexual and maybe give him a lisp, not a major lisp, but a little lisp, females can try out for him too because I've heard girls pull it off before
Tyler, climb down from the lights on the cieling and lets get onto the next song please, we have a very short deadline and all you've done was somehow climb up the ceiling like your spider-man!
(on a stage not at Hail High School) Okay everyone, bring your hands together for my only choir student! Tyler Masos!
(first day of school) Time for attendance (looks at sheet) Just... one student? um... so does that make you Tyler Masos? Something tells me I should either, Quit my job, or just have this be a solo class.
Mrs. Hill is the sexy teacher that all the guys try to hit on, but she always tells them no.
She doesn't act sexy, or naughty. She simply does her job.
Her voice can be any voice you choose, as long as it sounds good
Adam, for last time. I am a teacher, not your "bae", I am married and do not get into relationships with my sutdents.
Why don't we get into the discussion of class and not my sex life please? Students?
Tyler, pease watch the language.
No, I won't blow you for silence, how about detention? Or better yet, my husband, the princible?
Minor Character, Nuetral boundries between Protag and Antag
Walter is the only black kid at the school, he's not in Loser Club, people only like him because he's black and is the best player on the basketball team. Out of all the kids at Hail, he is more respetful towards the Loser Club than any other popular kid is.
Note: He does say the N word.
He listens to Strange Music and Psychopathic Records, he has some side artists that he likes such as Kotton Mouths Kings, Snoop Dog, and a bit of Linkin Park, but listens to Tech N9ne more than anything.
His voice is medium high and talks a bit fast (he does NOT try to act gangster!)
Wassup Adam?
No thanks man, Loser Club didn't do anything to me so I'm not going to fuck with them, you do your own thing... that, and Trish scares the hell out of me
Oh damn! That nigga got fucked up!.. I probably wouldn't last against her either!
Why do white people have to be so nervous all the time around me? I don't have grudges on no one.
Major Character, Protagonist
Raúl youngest of the Loser Club and does not speak english, unfortunately, I don't know spanish so I'm relying on google translate to use his spanish lines.
Raúl is constantly reading an English to Spanish Dictionary. He may not speak spanish but sometimes, he knows what people are saying in english, he just can't speak it very well.
Raúl más joven del Loser Club y no habla Inglés , por desgracia , no sé lo español que estoy confiando en traductor Google para utilizar sus líneas españolas.Raúl está constantemente leyendo un Inglés Diccionario Español . Él no puede hablar español , pero a veces , él sabe lo que la gente dice en Inglés , él simplemente no puede hablar muy bien.
Hey , ¿qué pasa muchachos? ¿Estamos haciendo algo interesante hoy?
(hey, what's up guys? Are we doing anything interesting today?)
Monicha es una perra , ¿por qué tenemos que aguantar con ella?
(Monicha is a bitch, why do we have to put up with her?
¿Dónde diablos está mi Inglés al diccionario español ? Podría jurar que lo dejé aquí !
(Where the hell is my English to Spanish Dictionary? I could've sworn I left it right here!)
Minor Character, Antagonist
Monicha is the Queen Bee at Hail High School, she runs the school and is the most popular girl in the school. She runs on everyone and sees herself as perfect. She hates Loser Club just because they don't meet her standards is constantly bringing them down.
She needs sass, attitude, and a demanding voice like any other queen bee of high school.
(disgust) What do you want, Tyler? Can't you see I'm busy not being a loser like yourself? Why don't you go masterbate to your anime or whatever it's called?
[pronounce anime as: An-eem]
(on the phone) So, Vanessa, have you heard about what Jake did last night?... Jake... um, your boyfriend... you're single? Wait, then who's with Jake?
No... you're kidding!
Okay, well here's what I heard.
Trisha isn't here today, you know what that means, Garfield?
Shut up, I'll call you whatever I damn well want to!
Anyway, Gerald, I am falling behind on my english class and I need a nerd to do my work. You do my work, and Adam won't have to beat you for it. Also, I need lunch money, give me your money.
