Kiss Him Not Me Abridged

Project Overview

Kae Serinuma is a second-year high schooler and is very over weight (This is not to offend anyone) who secretly ships her classmates, Igarashi-kun and Nanashima-kun. The death of her favorite anime character causes her to become stressed—and loses weight rapidly. Now that Serinuma has become an attractive girl to her classmates, she has four boys after her , and her senpai Mutsumi, how is she going to deal with them...with her constant BL-filled,  mind?!


This may sound strange but it's not as bad is you may think.

I really want to make an abridged series of this but I need voice actors, co-writers, co-editors too.

To be fair this is kinda an abridged series all on its own.


It would probably help if you watched this series it is subbed and dubbed. 


Anyone who would like to help with the script/writing or the editing please leave a comment and I'll get back to it. Also if you do want a part it would definitely help if you had a microphone cause if you don't have a good quality sound it might affect whether you get the part or not.

Any Questions just message me :)

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  • Never mind

    Everything is alright and it's good to go 

  • Ok

    So I have a final announcement I can  still keep this going but I can't get the right audio so if anyone has an idea about it please let me know 

  • Cancelled

    Ok so I hit a bump in the road and now I have to cancel it altogether. I'm really sorry to those who got a part and now don't, I wish there was something I could do but I have to take it down now :(

  • Umm....

    Ok so a bit of a minor setback, I can't get what I need to make this abridged parody good quality but I did manage to find a way to get Black Butler instead is it possible that I could change 

Project Roles: Nanashima Nozomu Takurō Serinuma Mitsuko Serinuma Mutsumi Asuma Shinomiya Hayato Amane Nakano Nishina Shima Igarashi Yūsuke Kae Serinuma
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nanashima Nozomu
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: middleton

One of Kae's classmates, who is categorized as a "bad boy" type. He used to be a football player when he was much younger, but lost confidence following an incident with Yūsuke. He is quite snarky and doesn't care for many other people than himself .

  • "What do you want"

  • "ahh, uh sorry about that, ha your like a human cushion so I walked off without a scratch"

  • "I bet you think you're pretty hot stuff, but we'll never forget what you used to be"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Takurō Serinuma
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: geist

Kae's older brother, who acts hostile towards Kae but generally means well.

  • "WILL YOU SHUTUP" 

  • "UHH she's such a pain, HEY FATTY GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THAT BED"

  • "Ok, here's a couple words of warning coming from one man to another"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mitsuko Serinuma
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: forrest

Kae's mother, who used to have her own harem of suitor back in school.

  • "Kae, Kae, you can't just hide in your room forever"

  • "My baby girl, it really is you"

  • "Kae when you invite men into your home the least you can do is wet their appetite while looking your best"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mutsumi Asuma
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted2588

A third year student who is president of the history club and one of the few people who liked Kae before she lost her weight. While more laid back and less competitive than the other boys, he can become aggressive when someone picks on Kae. He's very open minded and doesn't seem to notice nor mind any of Kae's interesting hobbies

  • "On the way to school I saved a kitten from a tree, it dug its claws in and never let go"

  • "Here's a tissue for your runny nose..... we both know that you do"

  • "Your the kind person you've always been, that's what matters"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Shinomiya Hayato
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: phantomvive

A half-Norwegian first-year student and member of the nursing committee, who started having a crush on Kae after she lost weight. He has an effeminate appearance, prone to blushing and getting flustered. he gets quite angry easily and is smart for his age, he is quite snobby and cares a lot for himself and his pride 

  • "Don't run in the halls you should watch where you're going" 

  • "That's Kae, It can't be trueeee!!"

  • "The characters were dull and the plot was pointless, can we go now"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Amane Nakano
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Kae's best friend and classmate and a fellow otaku and fujoshi. She has a boyfriend who is unaware of her hobbies.

  • "Was that supposed to be an apology, if he wasn't gonna take it seriously why even walk over"

  • "There's no way, KAE what happened to you?"

  • "If my boyfriend knew what stuff I was into it would be over, my advice is to not let them know how much of a fangirl you are"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nishina Shima
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

A masculine-looking first-year girl (But pretty at the same time) who is the descendant of a rich family and is skilled in both sports and arts. Like Kae, she is also a fujoshi and even runs her own dōjin circle. She has a low voice but still girl like. (Like Haruhi from OHSHC)

  • "That's bad manners sir, not a gentlemen I see"

  • "I'm Nishina Shima, pleased to meet you senpai" 

  • "*Small giggle*, your asking me for relationship advice, what happened to being a ladies man"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Igarashi Yūsuke
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: brob

One of Kae's classmates, who is part of the football club. He is characterized as "the boy next door" type and is the most competitive out of Kae's suitors. He's a kind and sweet guy  

  • "thank's man" 

  • "You really went flying back there the whole class was worried" 

  • "Do you think you could come over and apologize"

    "What human cushion, dude not cool"

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kae Serinuma
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: krysdolly

Her voice is just the average teenage girls voice nothing special 

Kae is a high school student who becomes excited over the sight of two boys together. Initially possessing a chubby appearance, Kae loses weight after a week of mourning over the death of her favorite anime character, becoming attractive as a result.

  • "Why does a prince always have to be with a princess, who's in charge of making that rule'

  • "OMG its sooooo cuttee, why can't a prince be with another prince, it feels so right"

    "I'm what you would call a fujoshi, when I see a passionate bond between two guys, my chest gets really hot and I can't help but pair them!!"

  • "AAHHHHHHHHHH, SHION NOOO"

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