king lear, a parody ( with t-rexes and rocket ships included )
Project Overview
dear, voice actors , of this site, hello how are you? i am well thanks for asking,
update 2020 yes we still have open slots please pm me for more info
let me get to the point, my king lear is named king moss, and all the character's names have changed to be more jewish i think?
if you know the story of king lear, and some do and some do not. i am making a parody, using pop culture, and updated words with the version of king lear, some from the bard some from the anonymous version that the bard stole from,
the cast list that are still open
zam - man late 30's servant of the king has the style of Lou Costello
gersham- man late 30''s servant of the king in the style of Bud Abbott
Elihu- gerham's bastard son age 16
Gabriela- one of the evil sisters, who loves her father and the holy book as much she loves to find out gossip and make big plans
Riva- she loves her sister, gabriela and they are only close till power corrupts them both
SKALLIGER: the white knight- late 40's a very sexy but stern voice
King of France- a very silly french man, who is in late 20's and super into carmit ( the good daughter)
rabbi twinklestein- a very silly rabbi who knows things maybe too much early 50's long beard
any questions please feel free to join the main discord page
if the link is broken please pm me
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there as been a great feedback with the casting process, but we still need to fill the cast, its be awesome and we plan to start the project as soon as possible thank you
she is a crafty evil young lady who just wants her father to die and be over with it
Don't you see father, i love the good book most of all she is just interfering ,
I prize my love to you and theTanach at such a rate,
I think my life inferior to my love to the good book.
You were not best say I flatter: if you do,
My deeds shall show, I flatter not with you.
I love my father better than thou canst.
By my virginity, rather than she shall have A husband before me, I'll marry one or the other in his shirt: And yet I have made half a grant already Of my good will into the King of Cornwall.
she loves her sister, but loves power more, sly and cunning
you speak with such a strange tongue my knight, but knowing this, I have some pleasing little Mermaid's voice, For to enchant him senseless senses with! oh our king shall not know what hit him.
Oh, how I wish that simpler words could be used
To really, well say ,I wanna give you my heart, father
And may you always feel the flames of my love
That can’t be flushed away by meer lust of my new Fiancé
oh , there might be others who might say as much or more
But make a challenge of her love with me;
Nay, here is one, that will confirm as much
As she said, both for myself and her. ... [3.110]
I say, don't you wish my father's good.
he is a white knight of rumor
Madam, to save your rooms in the kingdom, this it is: Your father in great secrecy today, Told me, he means to marry you out of hand, into the noble Prince of Cambria in france!;
For as yet she couldn't fancy him. If she does stop
why then, between you three, He will divide his kingdom for your dowries. But yet there is a further mystery, I will tell you.
He just wants to know,the lord, he the earth gave forth vegetation, seed yielding herbs , And on your loves he so extremely dotes, As never any did, I think, before. He presently doth mean to send for you, To be resolved of this tormenting doubt: And look, whose answer pleaseth him the best, They shall have most unto their marriages.
he is the king of france a very silly up and down voice
I shall still marry you, even with this banishment Carmit, let us leave into the forest, make sure you bring your pants
Who is there,? why don't you show yourself, we haven’t even had the wedding yet!!!, you mysterious force why oh why have you done this?
vous pouvez prendre tout ce que vous voulez juste ne faites pas de mal à ma femme
Hum, vat who is sitting alone in the rain? Who might you be?
Come , come into my abode and I shall tell you a thing or two before you set sail on the open ocean
who wants to know?
after reading the script and talking with me get a sense of the characters for the art for the podcast, if like you work i will be working with you more with my other project have kinfe will travel
Say something you think would fit
random roles need filled
Let me deal with this one ( flames sound effects and yo-yo sounds)
Now girls its not nice to make fun of new students now please get your books to page 132 the war Anglo-French War (1294–1303) please carmit star to read
T-rex
Who are those guys
Dragon
The student council, this is really happening?
zam has the sound of servant of the king has the style of Lou Costello
Oh, how I grieve, to see my Lord thus fond,
To dote so much upon vain flattering words.
Ah, if he but with good advice had weighed,
The hidden tenure of her humble speech,
Reason to rage should not have given place,
ok ok I got it, I got it
may god watch over you great king of kings, ; the match were full of honor, and horror
And well beseeming the young Gallian King.
would your Grace do me a favor , may I please go on your Pilgrimage?
I long to see the gallant french dames ,
And feed mine eyes upon their rare perfections:
For till I know the contrary, I'll say,
Our Dames in our country are more fair than they.
man late 30''s servant of the king in the style of Bud Abbott a tall lanky man who is proper but always thinking about himself frist
If that be all, I'll fit your turn, I warrant you. I am
some kin to the Blunts, and I think, the bluntest of all my
kindred; therefore if I be too blunt with you, thank yourself
for me to be so.
my friend, my friend , honestly, when I was a younger man, she happened to be there and out popped a son and she needs a strong male role model? anything wrong with that?
If that be all, I'll fit your turn, I warrant you. I am
some kin to the Blunts, and I think, the bluntest of all my
kindred; therefore if I be too blunt with you, thank yourself
for me to be so.
this is for my side project, she is a duchess of a russican like country who seeks to marry jack
*Say something you think would fit*
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( with the style or orson welles ) link for help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fDmNzjTYGs
milk in deed, if you are seen by your peers then understand your social duty to this kingdom. But none of them seem good enough for you. Yet, if my policies will confuse you! And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light!,as i will match her to some prince within this island or the next,, And doing so will establish such a perfect peace in this kingdom!
please don't tell me otherwise , my Lords, I am at peace
For the next fair wind to sail for Brittany, or France, is that the same place?
butt...In some disguise, to see if we can see my own fame
But not to lavish, in the wondrous awesomeness that i am
Of these three Nymphs, these daughters of mine, what unpleasantness
If yesterday was different i wouldn’t have cast my sweet carmit
And eyes allow to see what my ears have listened to
And the pagans stand a bit away from my vows,
And Fortune favor the bold;
I will return seized of as rich a prize ... [4.10]
As Jason, when he won the golden fleece.
What .. uh, : O'er-daring Cornwall, know, we came in right,
And just revengement of the wronged King……..to be or not to be that is the question, To be, or not to be, Aye there's the point,
To Die, to sleep, is that all? That’s just all:
No, to sleep, to dream, aye marry there it goes,
For in that dream of death, when we awake,
And borne before an everlasting Judge,
From whence no passenger ever returned,
The undiscovered country, at whose sight
The happy smile, and the accursed damn 'd. And that's all folks thank you thank you i will be here all week, please don't forget to tip your waitress
carmit is the innocent youngest daughter of king moss, and over the story becomes an action warrior with help from a dragon and a t-rex
I won't be sold like cheap milk!
What is this test of loyalty? About father ? surely you can see we can split it evenly?
Dear father, do not mistake my words,
or my meaning be misconstrue;
My speech was never used to flatter you, my dear dad