king lear, a parody ( with t-rexes and rocket ships included )

king lear, a parody ( with t-rexes and rocket ships included )

Project Overview

dear, voice actors , of this site, hello how are you?  i am well thanks for asking, 

update 2020 yes we  still have open slots please pm me for more info

let me get to the point, my king lear is named king moss, and all the character's names have changed to be more jewish i think?


if you know the story of king lear, and some do and some do not. i am making a parody, using pop culture, and updated words with the version of king lear, some from the bard some from the anonymous version that the bard stole from,  


the cast list  that are still open 


zam - man late 30's  servant of the king  has the style of Lou Costello  

gersham- man  late 30''s servant of the king in the style of Bud Abbott 


Elihu- gerham's bastard son  age 16


Gabriela- one of the evil sisters, who loves her father and the holy book as much she loves to find out gossip and make big plans


Riva- she loves her sister, gabriela and  they are only close till power corrupts them both 


SKALLIGER: the white knight- late 40's a very sexy but stern voice 


King of France- a very silly french man, who is in late 20's and super into carmit ( the good daughter)


rabbi twinklestein- a very silly rabbi who knows things maybe too much early 50's  long beard 


any questions please feel free to join the main discord page 


https://discord.gg/7GzmGc


if the link is broken please pm me

 

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  • deadline was pushed back

    there as been a great feedback with the casting process, but we still need to fill the cast, its be awesome and we plan to start the project as soon as possible thank you
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gabriela-
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: paigeluna

she is a crafty  evil young lady who just wants her father to die and be over with it 

  • Don't you see father, i love the good book most of all she is just interfering , 

    I prize my love to you  and theTanach  at such a rate,

    I think my life inferior to my love to the good book.

  •  You were not best say I flatter: if you do,

    My deeds shall show, I flatter not with you.

    I love my father better than thou canst.

  • By my virginity, rather than she shall have A husband before me, I'll marry one or the other in his shirt: And yet I have made half a grant already Of my good will into the King of Cornwall.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Riva
open
Unpaid

she loves her sister, but loves power more, sly and cunning 

  • you speak with such a strange tongue my knight, but knowing this, I have some pleasing little Mermaid's voice, For to enchant him senseless senses with! oh our king shall not know what hit him.

  • Oh, how I wish that simpler words could be used

    To really, well say ,I wanna give you my heart, father

    And may you always feel the flames of my love

    That can’t be flushed away by meer lust of my new Fiancé

    oh , there might be others who might say as much or more 

    But make a challenge of her love with me;

  • Nay, here is one, that will confirm as much

    As she said, both for myself and her. ... [3.110]

    I say, don't you  wish my father's good.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
SKALLIGER
open
Unpaid

he is a white knight of rumor 

  • Madam, to save your rooms in the kingdom, this it is: Your father in great secrecy today, Told me, he means to marry you out of hand, into the noble Prince of Cambria in france!;

  • For  as yet she couldn't fancy him. If she does stop


    why then, between you three, He will divide his kingdom for your dowries. But yet there is a further mystery,  I will tell you.

  • He just wants to know,the lord, he  the earth gave forth vegetation, seed yielding herbs , And on your loves he so extremely dotes, As never any did, I think, before. He presently doth mean to send for you, To be resolved of this tormenting doubt: And look, whose answer pleaseth him the best, They shall have most unto their marriages.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
king of france
open
Unpaid

he is the king of france a very silly up and down voice 

  • I shall still marry you, even with this banishment  Carmit,  let us leave into the forest, make sure you bring your pants

  • Who is there,? why don't you show yourself, we haven’t even had the wedding yet!!!, you mysterious force why oh why have you done this?

  • vous pouvez prendre tout ce que vous voulez juste ne faites pas de mal à ma femme

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
rabbi twinklestein
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Gentleman Fencer

very rabbi sounding 

  • Hum, vat who is sitting alone in the rain? Who might you be?

  • Come , come into my abode and I shall tell you a thing or two before you set sail on the open ocean

  • who wants to know?

Artist
Artist
concept art for the radio show
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Unpaid

after reading the script and talking with me get a sense of the characters for the art for the podcast, if like you work i will be working with you more  with my other project have kinfe will travel 



  • Say something you think would fit

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
random roles t-rex and dragon _ anime girl roles
open
Unpaid

random roles need filled 

  • Let me deal with this one ( flames sound effects and yo-yo sounds)


    Now girls its not nice to make fun of new students now please get your books to page 132 the war Anglo-French War (1294–1303) please carmit star to read 

  • T-rex

    Who are those guys


    Dragon

    The student council, this is really  happening?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
zam
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Carter23 Grumbo

zam has the sound of servant of the king  has the style of Lou Costello   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWD-cBpYpU

  • Oh, how I grieve, to see my Lord thus fond,

    To dote so much upon vain flattering words.

    Ah, if he but with good advice had weighed,

    The hidden tenure of her humble speech,

    Reason to rage should not have given place,

  • ok ok I got it, I got it

  • may god watch over you great king of kings, ; the match were full of honor, and horror 

    And well beseeming the young Gallian King.

    would your Grace do me a favor , may I please go on your Pilgrimage?

    I long to see the gallant french dames ,

    And feed mine eyes upon their rare perfections:

    For till I know the contrary, I'll say,

    Our Dames in our country  are more fair than they.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gersham
open
Unpaid

man  late 30''s servant of the king in the style of Bud Abbott  a tall lanky man who is proper but always thinking about himself frist 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWD-cBpYpU

  •  If that be all, I'll fit your turn, I warrant you. I am

    some kin to the Blunts, and I think, the bluntest of all my

    kindred; therefore if I be too blunt with you, thank yourself

    for me to be so.

  • my friend, my friend , honestly, when I was a younger man, she happened to be there and out popped a son and she needs a strong male role model? anything wrong with that?

  •  If that be all, I'll fit your turn, I warrant you. I am

    some kin to the Blunts, and I think, the bluntest of all my

    kindred; therefore if I be too blunt with you, thank yourself

    for me to be so.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
never mind
open
Unpaid

this is for my side project, she is a  duchess of a russican like country who seeks to marry jack 

  • *Say something you think would fit*

  • y

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
King moss ( aka king lear )
open
Unpaid

( with the style or orson welles )  link for help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fDmNzjTYGs 

  • milk in deed, if you are  seen by your peers then understand your social duty to this kingdom. But none of them seem good enough for you. Yet, if my policies will  confuse you!  And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light!,as i will  match her to some prince within this island or the next,, And doing so will  establish such a perfect peace in this kingdom!

  • please don't tell me otherwise  , my Lords, I am at peace 

    For the  next fair wind to sail for Brittany, or France, is that the same place?

    butt...In some disguise, to see if we can see my own fame 

    But not  to  lavish, in the wondrous awesomeness that i am

    Of these three Nymphs, these daughters of mine, what unpleasantness 

    If yesterday was different i wouldn’t have cast my sweet  carmit 

    And eyes allow to see what my ears have listened to

    And the pagans  stand a bit away from   my vows,

    And Fortune favor the bold;

    I will return seized of as rich a prize ... [4.10]

    As Jason, when he won the golden fleece.

  •  What .. uh, : O'er-daring Cornwall, know, we came in right,

    And just revengement of the wronged King……..to be or not to be that is the question, To be, or not to be, Aye there's the point,

    To Die, to sleep, is that all? That’s just  all:

    No, to sleep, to dream, aye marry there it goes,

    For in that dream of death, when we awake,

    And borne before an everlasting Judge,

    From whence no passenger ever returned,

    The undiscovered country, at whose sight

    The happy smile, and the accursed damn 'd. And that's all folks thank you thank you i will be here all week, please don't forget to tip your waitress  

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
carmit
open
Unpaid

carmit is the innocent youngest daughter of king moss,  and over the story becomes an action warrior with help from a dragon and a t-rex 

  •  I won't be sold like cheap milk!

  • What is this test of loyalty?  About father ?  surely you can see we can split it evenly?

  •  Dear father, do not mistake my words,

    or my meaning be misconstrue;

    My speech  was never used to flatter you, my dear dad

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