Jujutsu Kaisen: Modulo Parody

Ryomen Sukuna?! That’s impossible! He’s the monster who created the ground zero at the Inhuman Makyo!!

But I want to stop her from fighting in this duel. Today’s not the day Yuka should die. And if she only has three months left, then I want her to live out those three months. Even if it ends up being one more week or even tomorrow. That’s what it means to be an older brother. Right, Maru?

I’m sorry, Maru. I can’t hold back, not if I wish to win!

*Screaming at the top of his lungs* Itadori Yuji!

If you’ve got a body, then I can just kill you, right? This is where I can do as much as I want!!

This place is constructed from a composition as close as possible to the essence of the soul. Everything here is a target for my technique!!

But the job of a warrior isn’t to fight to the death. It’s to protect women and children.

Yes, but we have confirmed tears coming from the witnesses' third eye. He says he saw Kalyans being killed somewhere in Tokyo.

We are at fault for our people leaving the ship and entering without permission.

You really are Grampa’s little girl, Yuka.

I want you to have this ring.

This ring will watch over you until you are a full-fledged soccerer. So work hard, all right?

That ring is a cursed object registered to the gojo clan’s cursed warehouse.

You have no right to have it. Only Tsurugi is suited for this ring.

You think you get to “Yo” me after disappearing suddenly?

I thought you had finally gone senile and got obsessed with curses, but if it included his technique, it makes sense...

The current barriers use Tengen-sama as their foundations, right? In that case, it might still work even if no new sorcerers are born.

It’s been a while... Itadori.

I don’t know if he brought me with him because he felt it’d be weird to come alone, but I’ve got no real purpose here.

That one’s easy work as long as the big three families cooperate.

My name is Ui Ui, head of the New Shadow Style. I salute you, O mighty king of the far world.

Everyone has suddenly forgotten these things. These children are oblivious to the extreme brutality living beings are capable of.

You, however... I do not doubt you can unveil the true dread of this curse, bursting forth from deep within our very entrails.

You just had to look like that woman. But since Yuta personally asked me to help you... Say “I accept”.

You just focus on swinging it... And I'll decide on its damage.

The recent cases of Japanese citizens being abducted to be used as cursed energy rseouces is incredbly serious. I want the three of you to investigate the scene and report any leads you find to the higher-ups... No matter how small it may seem.

This all started because we were overly cautious. We should have been more upfront with you. Please accept our deepest apologies.

Don’t move.

If I had to face Dabura, my only choice would be to run. And depending on his true nature, I might even have to off myself.

This isn’t just some usual removal... You can’t even call this a purge... This is more like laying something to rest. It feels... Kind.

What do you mean the main Takoyaki course is party style?! I thought it was just going to be regular Takoyaki!

Hey! Yuka! Mochi’s out of the question! That’s the only thing I won’t allow! At least make it cheese!

Yuka! Do I look okay?! I barely have any makeup on! See?! I’m doomed!

Tch! Size isn’t all that matters.

Yakumaru here. We were obstructed by a simurian during the great purification ritual. All teams assemble immediately.

He reached for his weapon! He made the first move!

Haven’t seen you kids around here before.

I take it you're high schoolers? What are you socerers doing out here in the countryside?

The name’s Osada. I'm a former socerer. What you're looking for is a man-mating tiger. It goes by the name of ‘Toranosuke’. I’m tracking it too.

That’s a good boy. Where’d you come from, anyway? Really? You poor thing...

You’ve gotta be kidding me! Like I’m gonna accept that! Look at my eye! That is a Kalyan!

I’m gonna kill you, you bastard!!

The whole place is the Kalyans' habitat. Back when the canal was in its planning stages, the workers from Deskunite were attacked, and the construction came to a halt. So it's not that we have to do it. We’re the only ones who can do it.

Dabura. It’s been a while. How’s your little sister?

We Rumerlians are only humans, just like you! So please, help us! Accept us as your neighbors.

The research exploring cuserd energy as a new source is still ongoing, but... Converting it into energy sources other than jujutsu techniques is so inefficient that research there has stalled.

Usami!!

In your pursuit of power... Don’t neglect the ones you cherish.

*crying* If Mai hadn’t died, even if I had been weak... somehow, someone might’ve found a way to fix it all. But that's just a tiny dream of what could’ve been; after all, I’m well off, I don’t have many hardships anymore. But even so... Every day I wonder... If I was given another chance... Would I not have chosen to be here with Mai today?