Project Image: Dnd Fireball Wizard Meme - I don't know who made it
Hello! Im JJ, and I'm a Post Production Audio Engineer. I wanted to add to my portfolio of Audio Post Production (Mostly Narrative Audiobooks, and stories told primarily through sound). So I wrote this short little story and I need some voice actors! Also a finished copy of this project will be given to the chosen voice actors to add to their character reels and portfolios as well.
This story is called "I Hate All Of You" which follows a group of 4 adventurers as they enter a dungeon to attempt... & Ultimately fail at their quest. Through a bunch of Idiotic Shenanigans.
There are 4 characters & 1 creature to audition for! Each of which follows a basic Dnd Stereotype.
Bronn - Paladin
Kael - Rogue
Lyra - Bard
Thistlewick - Wizard
Goblin (Someone to do creature work to sound like a goblin)
However this should not be performed like you are playing dnd, but rather that this world is real, and you ARE this character. Essentially, these "Dnd" stereotypes only apply to your character. Ex: Kael the rogue, loves to steal EVERYTHING even if it belongs to a teammate. If another rogue saw this, they'd be dumbfounded on why Kael would think that was a good idea.
Please Audition in AABBCC or AAABBBCCC format. Please also list your equipment used for your recording, as well as your discord as thats where the project will be discussed further if you're selected!
Im ngl this is insane lol. This is by far the fastest growing project I ever posted, with over 100+ Submissions! Thank you to all the people who have submitted! Now I have closed the roles, and marked the project as unlisted.
I am going to go through and listen to every new submission and re-listen to the ones that have already been viewed to decide who will be who.
Again thank you to everyone whos auditioned, and keep an eye out if you're selected.
-JJ
Bronn (25-35), is the Paladin and Leader of this little band of misfits. He is also the only sensible one in the group.
"A single mom who works two jobs, Who loves her kids and never stops, With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter. I'm a survivor." - Reba McEntire
(serious, commanding) Alright. We stick together, watch each other’s backs, and for the love of the gods—no stupid decisions this time.
(to the rogue) You’re looting *me*! Put my boots back!
(yelling over chaos, Tired Dad) This is why no guild will hire us!
Kael (20-25), Is the ankle gremlin of the group. They're the Rogue, but a rogue who cannot help but yoink all the things. Teammate, Monster, doesn't matter. You got things? They want those things. A Sarcastic Smart Ass
(smug) Relax. I’m a professional.
(offended) I am *respectfully looting the fallen.*
[The dungeon has collapsed]- Kael (delighted, sarcastic) - Adventure!!
Lyra (20-30), she just wants to bone absolutely everything. Goblin, Cthulhu, doesn't matter. The things she's done and wants to do would traumatize even a god. She's flirty & horny, and no thats not a pencil in her pants.
(flirty, dramatic) Or… hear me out… we form a *connection*.
(to goblin, sultry) Hi there, big guy. Do you come here often?
(muffled under rubble) …So. Second date with the goblin’s still on the table, right?
(100+ Old as balls) I have but one word.... FIREBALLLLLLLLLL
(Shouting Wizardly) Fireball!!
(Proud, Boasting) Yes, but notice—zero goblins left. Efficiency!
(innocent) Oh, that might be the *secondary fireball*.
Theres no spoken dialogue. Mainly just Grunts and other noises
[GOBLINS SHRIEK. SWORDS DRAW. COMMOTION.]
[GOBLIN CONFUSED GRUNT.]
[EXPLOSION. STONE CRUMBLES. DUST SETTLES. ROCKS FALL. DISTANT GOBLIN WAILS.]
