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Thanks so much for auditioning in the casting call! We got all the members we need!
Homestuck Dub! (Beta Kids and Trolls)
Project Overview
Calling all Homestuck fans!
Do you want to be a part of something amazing? Something magical? With mIrAcLeS?
This is a casting call for a Homestuck Dub! This is just going to be the Beta Kids and Trolls, but there will be more casting calls for more roles!
Happy Auditioning! hOnK :0)
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First update
We've got a lot of roles casted, thanks so much for auditioning!
There's going to be only 2 people that will have multiple roles, that being Katiesocks as vriska and aradia, and skeleton08 as Gamzee and Eridan.
Hope you guys don't mind if I steal John or tavros if I don't like any of the auditions by then when the deadline is due, lol.
Keep auditioning guys!
Project Roles:
Gamzee
Eridan
Dave Strider
Kanaya
Karkat
Nepeta
Terezi
Vriska
Feferi
John Egbert
Aradia
Equius
Tavros
Rose Lalonde
Jade Harley
Sollux
Voice Actor
bUt I fUcKiN sPaCeD oUt AnD fOrGoT.
BeCaUsE i GuEsS i WaS wAy ToO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl AlL uP iN tHiS sHiT, hAhAhAhAhA!
ThAt's kInD Of a tRoLl mEtApHoR
YoU GeTtInG YoUr hOrNs aLl hAnDeD To yOu, If yOu pEePs aNaToMiCaLlY WeRe sUcH To bE LiKe tHaT
DoInG ThAt's tO MeAn lIkE YoU GoT MoThErFuCkIn sAsSeD OuT
As iN TrOlLeD
BuT BrO WhEn i tElL ThAt nOiSe aT YoU
Im lIkE DoInG
I KNOW WHERE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ARE.
and what you'll motherfuckin do.
IT'S ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FAULT.
honk.
Voice Actor
lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations
im offerin you the edge here
in your rivvalry wwith the other female
ok wwait did she talk to you today
wwhat did she say
or glub or wwhatevver
an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike
my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels
and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince
Voice Actor
but ive had a fuck ton of time on my hands to think about stuff
about stuff ive said and done in the past why i said and did them
a lot of things i once would have insisted were like part of my brand and helped me come across cool and smartassy
but now im not so sure
bro look in my eyes
that twinkle
that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
shit be PURE AND TRUE
thats what you see
a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
all the bad guys are still just outside the incipisphere
they wont converge here until a few hours or so
so lets all just sit back a while and shoot the shit
and i do mean empty our clips into the shit, like really pump that turd full of lead
Voice Actor
On A Basis Of Personal Interaction That Hypothetically Extends Beyond The Context Of A Short Lived And Lackluster Trolling Effort
And Will Stay That Way Until The Forge Is Brought To Life
I Think The Event Is Designed To Trigger Drastic Planetary Upheaval Wherever The Forge Is Stationed
It Did On My Planet As Well
It Sounds As Though Youre Suggesting That I Have Qualities Similar To Certain Types Of Shadow Droppers Which Is Not Quite The Case But Even If It Was There Are A Lot Of Myths About Shadow Dropper Physiology That Are Commonly Perpetuated By Popular...
Voice Actor
Karkat
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Unpaid
COULD YOU GIVE HER A MESSAGE FOR ME?
TELL HER THAT
ACTUALLY
NEVER MIND.
I'LL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO TELL THEM ALL IN PERSON SOON.
SEEING AS AN IDIOT IN MAKEUP IS ABOUT TO ROLL OVER MY NAKED SQUEAL PIPETTE WITH A ONE WHEEL DEVICE.
OK, MAYBE, BUT BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET THERE FIRST.
WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY, AND STICK TO THE PLAN.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON GETTING READY TO START THE SCRATCH. THE GAME DOESN'T MAKE A HARD RESET THAT EASY TO PULL OFF.
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE SUCH A DISGRACE.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER EXPLAIN ALL THIS STUFF TO YOU, BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE IT WILL HELP MY HEADACHE MUCH TO REPEAT MYSELF.
I BET IT'LL BE PRETTY FRUSTRATING FOR YOU IN THE PAST!
Voice Actor
:33 < *she thinks that goblin wishes n33d to come true too just like any other kind of purrsons wishes*
*ac begs your pardon while she rips apart this tasty beast to prepare a meal for her cubs*
:33 < equius?
:33 < are those f33lings i an detecting with my wiggly whiskery nose?" "EQUIUS: D --> Maybe
:33 < then we must take this to the pile, scratching-posthaste!!! ;33
:33 < i know, but its just not that simple. i could make someone else jealous i think, and what if he doesnt f33l the same way, and, urrgh, its so complickated
:33 < maybe i just n33d to let go of the silly infatuation
:33 < i think its never going to happen honestly
Voice Actor
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YOU LOV3 B31NG TH3 C4R3T4K3R OF W4YW4RD SOULS 4ND DR34M3RS!
STOP CRY1NG 1N YOUR MOMS B3V3R4G3
SH3 H4T3S YOU 4ND H4S L3FT YOU FOR3V3R
H3H3H3H >8D
OBV1OUSLY TH1S 1S JUST FOR US H3R3 1N TH3 PR3S3NT TO R3M4RK ON
1F YOU 4R3 FROM TH3 P4ST 4ND 4R3 CUR1OUS 4BOUT TH1S 4ND W4NT TO S4Y SOM3TH1NG YOU W1LL NOT B3 B4NN3D 4S 1S TH3 G3N3R4L RUL3 H3R3
BUT 1 W1LL POL1T3LY 4SK YOU TO K33P YOUR 1NT3RJ3CT1ONS TO 4 M1N1MUM!
Voice Actor
I guess I could just shut up and skip ahead on your timeline a little, talk to you when you're alive.
That would make sense.
So
I guess
I will do that.
8ut then........
May8e if I did, I wouldn't actually say what I wanted to say.
So
I will just say it.
Haha, I was wondering a8out that. I was like, what the hell is this guy doing in this kid's hive? Where is his lusus? Is he an orphan contending with some sort of meddlesome grownup squatter????????
Isn't this why you are here? Is it not what you have 8een hoping for and fretting you may find since your journey 8egan?
A chance to say you are sorry?
Voice Actor
)(oly mackerel, looks like SOM-EON-E woke up on t)(e wrong side of t)(e absurd )(uman bed!
C)(ill out, Jade. I am just following up on w)(at I told you earlier.
But I )(ave it on good aut)(ority t)(at s)(e is fine!
Everyt)(ing is going to go swimmingly, YOU'LL S-E-E. 38)
T)(at's good! Actually, I )(ave somet)(ing I )(ave been meaning to say to you too.
Voice Actor
John Egbert
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Unpaid
from what you said, it sounds like this is the most important battle.
if we don't keep her busy, everything could get messed up.
i think i'd be good at that! i can use all my windy powers for distractions and such.
but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already.
i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won't give a shit about me at all.
it's just a thing you were going to set your mind to, but haven't done yet.
just like i said i was going to get that magic ring so you can give it to your friend. remember that?
Voice Actor
by s0mething
which w0uld be ushered int0 0ur sessi0n by a rift in parad0x space
a rift which we w0uld determine
will be 0pened by f0ur members 0f a fledgling species
wh0 will be playing in an0ther sessi0n 0f the same game that we will and have already played
a future self returning t0 the past fr0m a d00med timeline will always be slated f0r imminent destructi0n herself
its 0ne 0f the rules
and the unf0rtunate reality is
this will and has already been a mass suicide missi0n
0r it w0uld be
and already w0uld have been
as a knower of all fortune she can see the circuitous path that will lead to the most favorable outcome for everyone
personally i would defer to her judgment!
Voice Actor
D --> Don't you understand that you're better than me
D --> Can you please act like it
D --> That's not a command, it's just a polite request I guess
D --> I only supplied the technological means, though my lobbying for a hooven quadrupedal lower torso went tragically disregarded
D --> It may be true that we are all playing in the same session, but I see no reason to disband the former power structure
D --> Especially if it means instituting a tactical midget with a short fuse, a foul mouth, and paralyzing insecurity over the color of his b100d
Voice Actor
iSN'T THAT,
sUPPOSED TO BE VERY ATTRACTIVE, aND ENCOURAGE THE MAJOR HAVING OF FLUSHED FEELINGS IN OTHERS,
i GUESS WHAT i MEAN IS, wHAT ABOUT ALL MY CONFIDENCE,
wHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
aBOUT IT, aND i'S JUST SAY IT'S DAVE'S, yOU SILLY
gOOSE,
bUT THE MAN SAYS, gOOSE! wHERE, lET ME SEE YOUR HANDS,
wOW, oK,
i AM GETTING OFF THE POINT, wHICH WAS,
aBOUT THIS HOT MESS DAVE, tHAT YOU GOT LANDED IN,
aH, hAHA, yES, aND, cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK, i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D
Voice Actor
To understand what happened, it really helps to understand exactly what a scratch is.
When John severely damaged the Beat Mesa on your planet, and sent it off to Skaia to release its temporal energy there, you could view it as a kind of "request."
It's been a long journey, John.
I believe one of the most valuable lessons that comes with growing up is gaining the wisdom that gently informs you when it's time to retire a meme.
Was he gullible to believe this?
Or is the fact that I'm asking just further indication of my own gullibility?
Feel free to continue shifting the definition of the word to suit your convenience.
Voice Actor
but you will get it, i gave it to you some time ago at the end of our last conversation
and i have been eagerly awaiting your linear and unconfusing reply ever since!
bye kanaya <3
darn, i dont think ill do it justice
a transition to a story about MY brother... who was stuck in a doomed timeline too
i think ill mess it up if i try to match what she said word for word
she had a really fanciful way of putting things
she spoke of the brother she killed
i spoke of the brother i lost
and when i mentioned johns death
that is when she became very serious again
she began to recount how john had died, repeating to me the same story i just told you
Voice Actor
kk kn0cked 0ut all my teeth like s0me kind of grubfisted d0uche.
eheheh, n0w he's flipping 0ut.
but then s0meb0dy pr0t0typed my c0rpse, which i guess sucked the gh0st half 0f me 0ut 0f my b0dy, t0 make me fully alive again? als0 fully blind.
and n0w the gh0st part 0f my s0ul is sharing a sprite b0dy with FUCKING ERIDAN 0f all pe0ple.
there you go, you are now offiiciially the liife of the party.
eheheh ii ju2t took an embarra22iing viideo of you cuttiing loo2e there, boy ii 2ure hope thii2 juiicy nugget doe2nt wiind up on the iinternet!
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