lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations

im offerin you the edge here

in your rivvalry wwith the other female

ok wwait did she talk to you today

wwhat did she say

or glub or wwhatevver

an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike

my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels

and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince