Homedubbed

Homedubbed

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Since Voxus stopped his dub of the comic, and the only other project I've seen did as well; here's to another generation of Homestucks giving it the old college try eh??

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  • Discord is Up!

    Okay!! We have officially cast everybody on this list, thus! The discord will now be open! Find the link here; https://discord.gg/89D2jt Join when you're ready!

  • After The Cast!

    So first things first. If you're wondering what happens after everybody is cast, that's a wonderful question! And the answer is; DISCORD! The moment we have a viable cast, we're going to move to a large discord group where you will be able to ask questions as we go along on this project venture, and also, you should be able to see deadlines for when we need lines read and help with any steps of the project or side projects! So! Wait for that to come!

  • Characters still free...

    So! Obviously, casting has been moving pretty fast! So here's the updated list as far as what's not sold to any particular person JUST yet; Dirk Strider Roxy Lalonde Jake English Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Horuss Zahhak Kurloz Makara Any and all sprites BESIDES Tavrisprite. So; Davesprite, Davepetasprite^2, Jasprosesprite^2, Jadesprite, ARquiusprite, etc. Lil' Hal is still open and will likely be given to the final Dirk. Any inner thoughts of the Midnight Crew. Andrew Hussie himself is also up for grabs.
Project Roles: John Egbert Rose Lalonde Dave Strider Jade Harley Jane Crocker Dirk Strider Roxy Lalonde Jake English Karkat Vantas Aradia Megido Tavros Nitram Sollux Captor Nepeta Leijon Kanaya Maryam Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Eridan Ampora Feferi Peixes Kankri Vantas Damara Megido Rufioh Nitram Mituna Captor Meulin Leijon Porrim Maryam Latula Pyrope Aranea Serket Horuss Zahhak Kurloz Makara Cronus Ampora Meenah Peixes Narrator Calliope Caliborn
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John Egbert
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Role assigned to: DreamKingCosplays

  • JOHN: obviously not all trolls are like you.
    JOHN: and i know i'm not.
    JOHN: maybe this was all for a good cause, but it still felt like a pretty fucked up way to go about it.

  • EB: hey, i don't have a problem with your weird sort of alien hate-love thing!
    EB: it is just that, uh...

  • EB: i never even saw prospit.
    EB: aside from flaming bits and pieces of it i guess.
    EB: something happened, and it blew up, and dream jade died, and then i was wandering around this place that was like a chess board with a huge crater in it, with loads of dead black and white guys everywhere.

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Rose Lalonde
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  • TT: But I am watching him.
    TT: I suspect he is preoccupied with the fact that he just had a bucket of water dumped on his head by the ghost of his dead grandmother, who also happens to be dressed like a clown.

  • ROSE: Or someshing else...
    ROSE: I yam sensing we are tap toeing around a mixed bag of delicate subjex.
    ROSE: Less talk about em ;).

  • TT: You're awfully quick to his defense.
    TT: Are you sure you don't have a thing for him?
    TT: It's ok, bro. You can admit it.

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Dave Strider
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  • TG: dont tell john this but i think he might have been right about the puppets
    TG: theyre sort of starting to freak me out a little

  • DAVE: and where the hell is karkat
    DAVE: is he ok
    DAVE: terezi
    DAVE: terezi
    DAVE: ok she looks pretty serious about stabbing that clown
    DAVE: i can respect that
    DAVE: what about you
    DAVE: hey
    DAVE: hey johns hot mom did you see what happened
    DAVE: shit i mean
    DAVE: johns evil mom

  • TG: ive seen it
    TG: youve just caught a whiff of it
    TG: like a hungry beggar loitering cross the street of an olive garden
    TG: just cause a filthy vagrants barred from entry dont mean a dude doesnt know italian foods nearby its a fucking fact to his nose

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Jade Harley
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  • JADE: (thats you!)
    JADE: this should come as a relief to you since it means you and she are not in opposition at all
    JADE: in fact you share all the same goals!
    JADE: the only difference is that when the time comes she will be the one claiming the ultimate reward

  • GG: ummm probably in another bubble
    GG: but youll find her! maybe during your next nap...

  • JADE: and when i mentioned johns death
    JADE: that is when she became very serious again
    JADE: she began to recount how john had died, repeating to me the same story i just told you
    JADE: she described the spontaneous destruction of lowas which left me alone for years

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Jane Crocker
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  • JANE: Directly through her chest.
    JANE: I knew it before her heart even stopped.
    JANE: Her death was surely heroic.

  • JANE: THIS GAME IS SO MUCH MORE DEPRESSING THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE! EVERYTHING IS DEAD AND EMPTY AND FULL OF GRAVES AND ALL WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST KEEP WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING! BUT FOR HOW MUCH LONGER? AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DAD IS, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REACH CALLIOPE, AND WHAT IF THEY'RE BOTH...

  • GG: She said things were on fire when we last talked?
    GG: Actually, she said the whole neighborhood was burning down, if I recall.
    GG: But judging by the view from her window, it looks lovely outside.
    GG: What exactly is the danger I am saving her from here?

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Dirk Strider
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  • TT: He was an especially degenerate piece of filth.
    TT: He used his connections and guile to wriggle into the spotlight, and then on to other positions of power.
    TT: He somehow landed on the U.S. Supreme Court. Over the years, other justices started mysteriously disappearing without being replaced.

  • TT: You could view me as a projection of the real Dirk within your mind, as expressed through all of your thought patterns about him.
    TT: So I'm kind of a splinter of his corporeal self who happens to live in your awareness.

  • TT: Speaking personally, I'd probably run this sword through my own dick before I could bring myself to kill Roxy. Even for her own good.
    TT: So.
    TT: When the chips are down, I guess that's how much of a badass I really am.

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Roxy Lalonde
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  • ROXY: u no
    ROXY: once i even caught wind of some lore that implied i might even be my OWN mom
    ROXY: (fefeta hinted that @ me once during a long spiel DAMN that girl could talk)
    ROXY: how messed up would that be tho

  • "then what are we?" she asked.
    "i dunno. brainless puppets whove spent a few years in the real world. kind of like everyone else, i suppose."
    "jeez thats cynical. anyway, youre the one who said we should let the story play out the way its supposed to. im just pointing out your own rules."

  • TG: and dont underestimate striders wiles
    TG: nor jakes...
    TG: lets say
    TG: open mindedness???????

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Jake English
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  • GT: And here i was thinking i had the most exciting and adventurous life. It turns out im just some chump on boring ass monster island in the silly old PRE apocalypse.

  • JAKE: And he was kinda hassling me and trying to get me to talk to him about how his real self has a thing for me but i kind of think it would be weird to talk to his brain impostor about that? At least for now.

  • JAKE: Although frankly that prospect alone sounds arduous.
    JAKE: I wouldnt even know what to say to the poor fella.
    JAKE: You are my mystical guide on this adventure! What perchance might you advise?

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Karkat Vantas
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  • KARKAT: YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, AREN'T YOU.
    KARKAT: TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT SOME ANCIENT HISTORY, SO I'LL BE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS ENCOUNTER.

  • CG: SORT OF LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE. BUT I GUESS I MEAN IT WAS ESPECIALLY UNREMARKABLE.
    CG: THIS HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU SO OFTEN IT WOULD MAKE ME SICK TO MY HUMAN STOMACH IF I HAD ONE OF YOUR HUMAN STOMACHS.

  • CCG: ^^^ SPOILERS.
    CCG: I GUESS WE THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A SECRET JOKE POWER OR SOMETHING?
    CCG: BUT THE JOKE IS ON US.
    CCG: HE IS OUT OF PIE, AND NOW THE FAYGO GENIE IS OUT OF THE SHITTY SODA BOTTLE FOR GOOD.
    CCG: WE ARE SO SCREWED.
    CCG: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.

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Aradia Megido
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  • AA: that is why i am here
    AA: i am alive again so i may assist the dead in this way

  • AA: yes theres n0thing
    AA: and n0 y0u cant
    AA: but y0u sh0uldnt pretend as if y0u believe this has anything t0 d0 with the state 0f my mind
    AA: 0r the decisi0ns it will make 0r has already made

  • ARADIA: our race is extinct remember
    ARADIA: and after a few more casualties it is now hanging by a thread
    ARADIA: your job was to see to the resurrection of our people

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Tavros Nitram
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  • PAT: oH,
    PAT: yEAH,
    PAT: i DIDN'T, rEALLY THINK OF THAT,

  • AT: iT WAS i THINK SURELY AN AGING ROGUE WHO WAS VERY MUCH KEEN ON INTRUDING BETWEEN YOUR REALLY NICE LOOKING FAMILY,
    AT: aND AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT,
    AT: tHE SMALL MISSILE WAS REDIRECTED INTO THE SENIOR INTERLOPER'S CHEST,
    AT: aND HE DIED,
    AT: }:)

  • AT: iN WHICH CASE, tHAT'S COOL, uH
    AT: i JUST SERVE UP THE HOOPLA,
    AT: tO GOAT NOSES, tHAT ARE HOOPLESS, }:o)
    AT: aBOUT THE PAN, wHO'S CALLED PUPA,
    AT: iN THE CASE YOU WERE CLUELESS,
    AT: aBOUT THE PAN WHO CAN MAN, uP,
    AT: aND IS ABLE TO STAND, uP,
    AT: oN LEGS uNLIKE MINE, wHICH,

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Sollux Captor
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Role assigned to: Discecttheworld

  • TA: youre goiing two giive me 2hiit agaiin???
    TA: after ii crawled on my belly liike that all groveliing at you.
    TA: liike 2ome low cla22 guy wiith... whatever color blood ii2 lower on the hiierarchy than miine.
    TA: what2 wor2e than yellow?
    TA: fuck thii2 confu2iing ca2te 2y2tem.

  • TA: the game ii2 bad new2, iit wiill cau2e the end of the world, not 2top iit.
    TA: 2o forget iit, ju2t go back two whatever you were doiing.
    TA: wriitiing your 2hiitty code or whatever.

  • TA: iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee.
    TA: 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.

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Nepeta Leijon
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  • NEPETA: :33 < *ms leijon pawnders over whether mr zahhak is still feeling blue over his depurrted robo sw33heart and n33ds more ch33ring up*

  • AC: :33 < oh
    AC: :33 < well it does sound like it will be a lot of fun but i think i should get purrmission first

  • AC: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*
    AC: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*

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Kanaya Maryam
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  • KANAYA: Maybe Even Um
    KANAYA: A Bit Freakishly So?
    KANAYA: But Anything Stronger Than That I Think Would Probably Be Disastrous
    KANAYA: She Is Way Too Focused And Self Absorbed To Maintain Such Strong Feelings For Long

  • GA: Okay Human Courtship Is Definitely A Strange Thing And Its Sort Of Blowing My Mind Listening To This
    GA: I Think Ill Talk To Someone Else Now

  • KANAYA: They Then Proceeded To Have One Of The Most Ambiguously Rated Rap Offs In The History Of Paradox Space While I Stood By And Regarded It Neutrally

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Terezi Pyrope
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  • GC: YOU 4R3 4LW4YS G3TT1NG B41L3D OUT OF J4MS
    GC: 4T F1RST BY YOUR BRO
    GC: 4ND TH3N BY YOUR OWN FUTUR3 S3LV3S!
    GC: 3V3N FUTUR3 D4V3SPR1T3 G3TS 1N ON TH3 4CT OF SHOW1NG UP POOR OLD PR3S3NT D4V3
    GC: WH3N DO3S PR3S3NT D4V3 G3T TO ST3P OUT OF TH3 SH4DOW OF 4LL THOS3 FUTUR3 D4V3S??

  • TEREZI: FORG1V3 M3 1F 1 4M M1SS1NG SOM3 NU4NC3 H3R3
    TEREZI: BUT 1T SOUNDS TO M3
    TEREZI: 4S 1F YOU B3L13V3 JOHN'S MOTH3R 1S PHYS1C4LLY 4TTR4CT1V3

  • GC: 1 H4V3 CONDUCT3D MY PR3ML1M1N4RY FOR3NS1C 4N4LYS1S OF TH3 SC3N3, BUT MY F1ND1NGS H4V3 B33N MOSTLY 1NCONCLUS1V3
    GC: (1 4M ONLY PR3T3ND1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4NY CH4NC3 1T W4S NOT VR1SK4, B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T WOULD B3 NO FUN)

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Vriska Serket
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Role assigned to: CrabMom

  • AG: He flipped out or something and now...
    AG: Well, yeah ok. There was like........
    AG: ONE murder I was responsi8le for.
    AG: You know Tavros? That was me.
    AG: I guess.
    AG: 8ut that's it! He's the only one I killed, just that one guy!

  • VRISKA: This is aside from the point though. The 8ottom line is, this session comes courtesy with four unprototyped kernels, waiting to 8e put to use.
    VRISKA: So, not 8eing one to let a sweet perk go to waste, I took initi8tive and put two of them to use myself.

  • AG: Cause even though you got all these highfalutin morals and fancy reserv8tions, you know as well as me that a killer is a killer is a killer!

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Equius Zahhak
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Role assigned to: OverlordMisc

  • CT: D --> You are as low on the hemosprectrum as possible
    CT: D --> To consider that someone so low could be in a position of authority over me is
    CT: D --> It's just so
    CT: D --> Disgusting

  • EQUIUS: D --> Aurthour is dead, and so is his ghost
    EQUIUS: D --> Remember

  • Equius: D --> Which unfortunately only causes me to sweat even more profusely, I am afraid

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Gamzee Makara
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Role assigned to: Nihilistic_Narrator

  • TC: WhAt CaN i Do To MaKe A bRoThEr FuCkIn ShApE hIs ShIt Up?
    TC: iF i CoUlD mAkE yOu SmIlE iT'd Be ThE bEsT fUcKiN mIrAcLe I eVeR dId PaRt Of.
    TC: hOnK hOnK hOnK! :o)

  • TC: AlRiGhT, wElL i'Ll TrY tO gEt In AnD gEt Up On My ChIlL rEaL sOoN aNd We CaN pLaY.
    TC: jUsT gIvE mE a MiNuTe!

  • TC: unstable.

    TC: IN FUCKING FACT

    TC: that atrocious business i got to doing

    TC: I DID THAT SHIT TO YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE AS A MATTER OF MOTHER FUCKING FACT.

    TC: you see

    TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKIN SEE

    TC: i finally got all caught up in what's true behind the sweet murdermirth of the bitchin bloodcircus.

    Source: [o] ==>

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Eridan Ampora
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  • ERIDAN: but yeah i guess bein her servver player and savvin her life wwasnt goddamn enough
    ERIDAN: had to be my most humiliatin rejection yet

  • ERIDAN: hey guys anybody wwant to come hang out wwith me in the land a wwrath and angels
    ERIDAN: anybody at all i knoww it isnt anythin like one of your flippin land picnics
    ERIDAN: anybody please ill evven settle for the kittycat shipper cavve girl

  • CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right

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Feferi Peixes
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  • FEFERI: GLUB TO T)(AT ATTITUD-E!!!!!! >38O
    FEFERI: Terezi, we can't just )(ide )(ere forever! We )(ave to kill t)(e demon!

  • FEFERI: A live one jumped rig)(t into my boat! A real suckerfis)(! Woo)(oo)(oo. )(ow do you like t)(at, spider)(ag! Sea dwellers represent!!!

  • CC: Remember how I woke up and then messaged you? You had just had a bad dream!
    CC: And I told you there was nothing to be scared of.
    CC: Which there isn't!

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Kankri Vantas
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Role assigned to: themildlyinspiring

  • KANKRI: N9t t9 get int9 all this again, 6ut the th9ught 9f dating y9u... it's just a strange and vaguely 9ffputting idea. N9 9ffense. It alm9st makes me understand at a visceral level the 6izarre human anathema 9f incest, which is s9mething I can't really explain. I'm just saying.

  • KANKRI: L99k, it's n9t that I'm insensitive t9 y9ur c9ncerns 9n that t9pic. I'm interested t9 discuss them with y9u 9n an academic, primarily the9retical level.

  • KANKRI: I d9n't care. I didn't ask y9u t9 wash my sweater. I keep telling y9u, I have n9 interest in 6ef9ran p9ssessi9ns.

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Damara Megido
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  • DAMARA: あなたの哀れな軍隊は失敗しなければならない。
    DAMARA: 彼はあなたの幽霊を食べるようになる。彼は現実そのものを消費するからである。

  • DAMARA: あなたは私になりたいですか？
    DAMARA: あなたは私にはできません。あなたは私を理解できない場合。
    DAMARA: さらに。あなたは私にはできません。あなたは私を性交することができない場合。

  • DAMARA: 私の体内に入る。または。私はあなたを破壊するだろう。

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Rufioh Nitram
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  • RUFIOH: when damara acc1dentally dropped a hunger trunk on h1m way back... crushed h1s l1ttle body... 1 always dreamed 1 m1ght meet up w1th h1m aga1n 1n the afterl1fe.
    RUFIOH: so when 1 found h1m here... guess 1 d1dn't th1nk about 1t much? 1 was just happy to see h1m.

  • RUFIOH: yo, that's cool of you to say... you've got k1nda th1s otenba b1shojo th1ng go1ng on yourself, g1rl... your style rocks, 1 always thought you looked pretty slamm1n...

  • RUFIOH: anyway 1've been mean1ng to talk to you about someth1ng... someth1ng uh... pretty 1mportant.
    RUFIOH: about us and the future and all that... you got a m1nute?
    RUFIOH: ok, cool. so... d*mn... where do 1 even start...

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Mituna Captor
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  • MITUNA: 8U73 4L50
    MITUNA: FUCH Y0UR 4ND Y0UR FUCKY CHUMPHY 5UCKYFUCK FR0NGHUMPH1NG 8R1ND3 573M R1G7H UP3 Y0UR 5H17F7Y PH3L5M504K3D PR083CHU7H3 71L7 1Z 5UCK 4ZZ 8171CH 15 5UCKKY 5UCHY FUCK37Y 5UCKH0L3 FUCKY FCUK3Y FUCK FUCK FUCK

  • MITUNA: 817HCH 4C4M3 4R0UN57 70 MY W1L135 MU7H4FUCK5!
    MITUNA: W417 H3LUP
    MITUNA: H3LP H0W D01 74K3 0FF MY CL07H37H 4G41N?

  • MITUNA: Y0UR MU51C 15 5H17 4ND 1 FUCK1NG H473 Y0U

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Meulin Leijon
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  • MEULIN: (=^-?-^=) < NOW, BEFORE I WORK MY MAGIC, WE SHOULD GET ONE THING CLEAR. IS YOUR YEARNING RED OR BLACK?
    MEULIN: (=T?T=) < I AM ONLY ASKING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN, BUT METHINKS THERE IS BARELY ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT. SOMMMEONE IS WAXING SCARLET FOR A LOUD, YOUNGER KANKRI, HMMMMMMMMM?

  • MEULIN: (=T?T=) < I AM ONLY ASKING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN, BUT METHINKS THERE IS BARELY ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT. SOMMMEONE IS WAXING SCARLET FOR A LOUD, YOUNGER KANKRI, HMMMMMMMMM?

  • MEULIN: (=^?^=) < THEY ARE MY PERFECT PRECIOUS GAY LITTLE BABIES!!!!!!!!!

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Porrim Maryam
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  • PORRIM: Kanny, leave this po+o+r kid alo+ne.

  • PORRIM: Why are yo+u always so+ co+ntrary with me? To+ be ho+nest, I think yo+ur need to+ "rebel" against whatever I suggest is what drives yo+ur dismissal o+f my views mo+re than anything abo+ut the views themselves.

  • PORRIM: And am I right in being just as sure yo+u are assiduo+usly deco+nstructing every co+nceivable, hypo+thetical fo+rm o+f injustice no+ matter ho+w o+bscure, except tho+se that I happen to+ think are kind o+f impo+rtant?

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Latula Pyrope
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  • LATULA: 3h 1 gu3ss. n3v3r sp3nt much t1m3 th1nk1ng 4bout s3rk3t, tbh.
    LATULA: 4lw4ys thought sh3 w4s 4 s3lf 4bsorb3d snooz3, 1f you r34lly w4nt to know.

  • LATULA: th4t ought to b3 fl4gr4nt 3nough to prov3 your r4dn3ss 4 SHOR3.
    LATULA: so wh4t4y4 s4y, p4ych3ck? you r34dy to st4rt r1pp1ng up so m4ny h3ll4c3ous shr3ds th4t th1s f13rc3sh1tty b1zn4sty w1ll st4rt g3tt1ng so d3l1r1ously rud3br4z3n 1t...

  • LATULA: pr3tty r4d huh?? th3 4-lyf3 just scor3d 4 l1ttl3 mor3 GRL POW3R!!!!
    LATULA: h3y g1mm3 f1v3!

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Aranea Serket
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  • ARANEA: Their 8uddy Captor flew a ship for some hag. It wasn't a very cool gig. Maryam found a wiggler and died a slave. Did I mention our planet 8ecame kind of a shithole? No, I don't think I did, 8ecause that's apparently not how you "tell stories."

  • ARANEA: Thank you for joining us, John.
    ARANEA: Commodore Nepeta and Rear Admiral Feferi have 8oth 8een clamoring for one last tale, and I am not one to disappoint.

  • ARANEA: Oh, sure!
    ARANEA: You wanted to know how we all died.
    ARANEA: That's a pretty interesting story, don't you think, Meenah? :::;)

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Horuss Zahhak
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  • HORUSS: 8=D < But perhaps I could craft a robotic avatar for you, emulating your fashion choices. Actually, if I did that, I could install more sensible speech algorithms, so that I could understand you for a change.

  • HORUSS: 8=D < Really, I could stop making the face. Meenah recently ordered me to stop making it in her presence, and I of course instantly complied. I would just as readily do the same for someone as important to me as you.

  • HORUSS: 8=D < Anyway, I apologize for talking so much. You know how you have a way of drawing the breath out of people.
    HORUSS: 8=D < What were you trying to tell me?

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Kurloz Makara
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  • KURLOZ: AND POUR SOME SWEET SWILL OUT FOR THE SOULS WHO SOON WONT BE NO MORE

  • KURLOZ: THERE IS NO NEED TO APPROACH THE YOUNG MISGUIDED EMPRESS
    KURLOZ: SHE REMAINS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE MACHINATIONS WHICH TRANSPIRE BETWEEN THE HEROES OF RAGE
    KURLOZ: LET HER TRY TO RAISE HER PATHETIC ARMY OF SOULS. SHE WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS

  • KURLOZ: CHURCH. OK, THATS ENOUGH OF MOTHER FUCKIN THAT PIOUS NOISE
    KURLOZ: TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

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Cronus Ampora
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Role assigned to: stridersexual

  • CRONUS: vwhat being royalty and all, and not evwen slightly put off by dating dowvn on the spectrum. i mean, really, howv much more evwident can i make it to evweryone that im really a cool, progressivwe, easy going dude, vwho doesnt take the social order seriously or buy into any of the stereotypes? first of all, as if the hemospectrum scene isnt 8EYOND played out.

  • CRONUS: as if im not SO on to you. you only pretend to say youre sorry to get girls to like you more. sure seems like pyropes a sucker for the ruse. like im not familiar vwith THOSE tactics. vwho do you think vwrote the book on that??

  • CRONUS: vwhoa, NICE. just got here, and youre already going diabolical, thats the tops.
    CRONUS: id lovwe to help. you knowv howv i lovwe to help out, and be there for attractivwe people. thats kind of my thing?
    CRONUS: but...

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Meenah Peixes
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  • MEENAH: i know youre down in the dumps kid but that sounds like a stupid waste of time
    MEENAH: now come on lets go whale on a cherub

  • MEENAH: aight aight kanaya it is
    MEENAH: some day ill come up with a good fish pun way of saying that
    MEENAH: thats how you know our shit will be TIG)(T

  • MEENAH: (my shrimpiest of whales)
    MEENAH: (my mobiest of dicks)
    MEENAH: (call me)
    MEENAH: (fishmael)
    MEENAH: 3B|

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Narrator
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Role assigned to: alexithymia

  • Just look at that aloof little bastard. He doesn't give a shit about anything, does he?

  • You are going to throw whoever is responsible into the slammer.
    You always call jail the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.

  • WHEELED...
    uh...
    RIDE (7).
    Man, your inventory's nomenclature is getting lamer by the minute.

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Calliope
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  • UU: she blacks oUt yoUr entire session!
    UU: i'm sUre this is not deliberate on her part, bUt thereafter i can see nothing at all.

  • UU: this is so stUpid.
    UU: now i either have to sacrifice my qUeen, or move my king into a strategically horrible position.
    UU: why am i even going along with this?

  • UU: miss lalonde, do be carefUl.
    UU: i can see that yoU are preoccUpied with aggressors at the moment.
    UU: bUt yoUr viewport is beginning to black oUt more freqUently.
    UU: i wanted to talk to yoU one last time before yoU enter, and yoUr whole session blacks oUt for good.
    UU: and before...

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Caliborn
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Role assigned to: NY-Menace

  • uu: I THINK TO MYSELF. WHY SHOULDN'T I BE THE ONE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN? IF IT'S GOING TO ANYWAY.
    uu: I THINK PART OF MY PERSONAL QUEST. IS TO BECOME AT EASE WITH THE FORCES OF INEVITABILITY.

  • ALL ABOARD THE IDIOT WAGON!
    THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT HAPPENS ALMOST EVERY SCREEN. AS OPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISHING THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT, OR MAKE SENSE. LET'S TAKE NOTE OF THE FACT THAT I AM SLAMMING THIS TENDENCY. AND MOVE ON.

  • uu: KIND OF LIKE. A HYPOTHETICAL SuRROGATE FOR ALL MY POTENTIAL ADMIRERS.
    uu: OR.
    uu: HE IS A WORTHLESS HACK.

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