NEW PARTS ADDED
If you have been casted btw, I have lines ready for you. Just message me and I'll get back to you
Hello Friends! My name is Eli. My friend and I are making a Hetalia Fangame called SKYFALL. It's a game about romano being left alone by spain, and Romano going through temptations and many events with other countries, all while trying to wait for Spain to get back. It's fairly simple. You'll be reading lines from the game as Samples!
WARNING
MATURE THEMES AND SWEARING!
NOTE: I WANT AS THICK AND STEREOTYPICAL AS YOU CAN GET! HETALIA IS MEANT TO BE STEREOTYPICAL AND MEMES! OFFEND ME! OFFEND THE WORLD! PLEASE
Nothing too bad though. Maybe a dick joke here and there.
If you have been casted btw, I have lines ready for you. Just message me and I'll get back to you
Let me touch you in places you're insecure about.
Finally, I can have you all to myself Romano, and no spaniard is going to stand in the way of our forbidden love.
Could you be any less attractive? How does he put up with you and your rude ass.
West please! I'm trying to watch porn down here!
Is someone there? I have a birb and I'm not afraid to use it! ((You can say bird, but i like him as a meme king)
Improvise ya meme
His personality is very boring to begin with. A once great empire, he seemed to settle down and in america's words "Calm his tits"... that was until Spain was out of the picture. The raging flames of his past are starting to rekindle.... muahahahahahah
America! I was not that drunk! (Irritated!)
Recolonization will be a piece of cake, especially with that cheeky Spanish bastard out of the way. I think I'll start with you ducky~! ((piratey or kinda cockney)
IMPROV IT! WOOH!
Oh~? You want me to lead you? I know a good place.
Hon hon hon~ If you say so.
Bonjour petite mama, let me whisper in your ear.
He's a serious guy.... except when he goes and gets high. He's pretty compassionate to belguim.
I don't understand how you fools can constantly bicker. If i were offered a small instentive, I might mediate this sausage party of a meeting
Don't let him get to ya Bell... He's just an ass.
IMPROV
Stop crying on me... you'll mess my shirt up.
It's still useable!
Ugh, you dirty plebian.
((She's a pretty motherly character. She's sweet and good natured, but can be a big bitch if she wants to))
How about some waffles you cutie?
I'm so going to kick France's ass!
Romano please get off the counter! I know you like being tall- but still!
((Happy go lucky fuck boi))
FRATELLO NO! Fratello why- ((done with you memes)
Si, but will there be; A; naked men, or B; pasta
IMPROV YO
It's pretty straight forward. He's loud, and has a deeper voice than his Northern Counterpart.
He.. he told me he'd be back before the sky fell dammit! (sad bbu)
Where... where is that promise you made me? (Emotionally hurt/ abandoned. Some slight tears would be nice!)
FUCK YOU NED! I HOPE YOU TRIP OVER YOUR DICK! (Taunting)
he's a very maternal country. He will have a shit ton of lines. Most of the clips for himwill be edited in an echo, or nostalgic way. Rest assured I will mark which ones.
Mi romantio-tomatino! (Very endearing and doting. Like baby talk!)
No.... Please Lovi! (whining, almost begging. NOTE: I prefer his name to be pronounced Low-veeh)
Romano, you have got some 'splanin to do!
Oh? me? Don't worry, I'm fine.
No Alfred, i will not bring you Weed.
I love you kumajoujou (<- Or however the fuck u wanna call kumajiro)
((He's pretty serious, but manages to be unintentionally funny)
You... You are always welcome here.
FELICIANO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS NO LONGER LEANING! WE HAVE COMPANY!
Ignore the large kennel of dogs in the backyard.
How many times must I tell you, stop grabbing my breasts.
Oh, how kinky.
You meme loving fucks.
Obtained Onion
New Objective: Find the key
[Read at least a paragraph of whatever you want]
Introduce Character
Give quote or line by character
Improv
Why no. I haven't seen him... sorry
Here! take this with you!
Have a rose! They're pretty this time of year!
((He's VERY Loud and boistrous. Quite Obnoxiou. He a godamned meme)
And he was all up on my hot bod! Like DAYUM! I mean, I'm not complainin' or nothin'-
Next thing I knew, England was TWO Sheets to the wind, in NOTHING but an apron, running down MAIN STREET NEWYORK, screaming King George had risin from his GRAVE! I feel bad for the Hamilton cast. ((Telling funny story yee boii)
Oh, damn. I'm so sorry, didn't know that... YOU WERE SUCH A HUGE PUSSY OOOOOOH! (starting out sincere, jumps to mocking tone)