Heathers: The Musical (Minecraft Edition)
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Heathers: The Musical in Minecraft!
You must have a decent PC that can run mods, otherwise, you won't be able to join the server.
My timezone is EST so make sure our timezones are compatible, or even the same. This will be live and so will the rehearsals.
Please have a decent mic.
Also, please be nice!
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AND YA KNOW
YA KNOW, YA KNOW...
LIFE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL...
YOU HOPE, YOU DREAM,
YOU PRAY,
AND YOU GET YOUR WAY!
ASK ME HOW IT FEELS
LOOKIN' LIKE
HELL ON WHEELS...
MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
I MIGHT BE BEAUTIFUL!
AND WHEN YOU'RE
BEAUTIFUL...
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FRICKIN'
DAY!HEY!
Lick it up, baby! Lick. It. Up.
SLAP ME! PULL MY HAIR,
TOUCH ME
THERE AND THERE AND THERE
BUT NO MORE TALKING!LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL
WALKIN'!LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL
WALKIN'!LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL-
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!YEAH!!!
SHUT UP, HEATHER!
HONEY WHATCHU WAITIN' FOR?
WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE!
YOU JUST GOTTA PROVE YOU'RE NOT A
PUSSY
ANYMORE!
AND STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE!Hope ya brought kneepads, BITCH! Fix me a prairie oyster and I'll think about it!
My sort-of boyfriend killed himself because he was gay for his linebacker. And my best friend seemed to have it all together, but she's gone too. Now my stomach's hurting worse and worse, and every morning on the bus I feel my heart beating louder and faster I'm on the frickin' bus again 'cause all my rides to school are dead.
(Sing lifeboat)
(Mouth full) Suicide is a private thing!
Sorry, Heather...
NO VERONICA! YOU SHUT UP! I don't have to shut up anymore!
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
SO I'LL BUILD A DREAM THAT I CAN LIVE IN
AND THIS TIME I'M NEVER WAKING UP!Are there any happy endings?
I don't talk to lardasses.
YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUE!
There was a-
BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH!
Martha Dumptruck! WIDE LOAD!
YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUE!
There was a-
BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH!
Who's a great big sissy?!
Thirty bricks of C4 explosive stuck to the trunk. Arraigned but acquitted. God-damned Kansas.
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!
Kurt’s Dad is a former football player turned suburban dad who has never outgrown his glory days in high school. Hates weakness and hides his true feelings. Also plays Veronica's Dad: Easygoing and distant.
Goddammit! Can someone tell me why I read these damn spy novels?
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!
You two~
I don't patronize bunny rabbits!
Boy 1: Baritone (up to F#) or tenor (up to A)
Boy 2: Bass (up to E) or baritone (up to G#)
Boy 3: Baritone (up to F#) or tenor (up to A)
Girl 1: Belt to at least C# (a soprano up to high A/B is also a plus).
Girl 2: Belt to at least C# (a soprano up to high A/B is also a plus).
Girl 3: Belt to at least C# (a soprano up to high A/B is also a plus).
Just show me your range.
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