Hazbin Hotel and helluva boss comic dubs
Project Overview
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This is a comic dub project where we will voice over characters
Everyone needs to be 16+ for obvious reasons
Good Microphones to use with little to no background noise
You need to do at least 1 comic a week if you miss one that's strike one and your backup takes over for that comic if you get 2 strikes your backup takes your spot
If you leave for personal reasons ur backup will take over for the time being until your back
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"Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!"
"I'm the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself, and uh... ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream, and The Squirterz!"
"But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land? Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue! That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean."
*Say something you think would fit*
"is that blitzo my sensors spot guess the kiddos are still running away from you"
"Stolas! Hey there, birdie babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how ya' been? Hmhmhm, still gettin' yo' kink on with that feisty imp?"
"Lust shouldn't be about force. It's an ART! To be earned and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to pleasure town, you feel me?"
"Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time, who, by the way, asked me, to give him one of my crystals as a gift for that guy you hate! So... I told him, "NO!" Mm-hmm!"
"Blitzo, c'mon. You know the two of us are superior than most of our kind. And you were so above sucking on a disgusting rich pompous Goetia only to sneak top side for scraps and work for bitter Sinners who could care less who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLONTHN FUCKING TIME!!! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!"
"Look. Not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion, that only fancy ass royals get to live in. Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you."
*Say something you think would fit*
"Look everybody relax, I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave, I have your rooms all prepared."
"Yea, kid. I summoned I.M.P. to be sure you'd show because well, we're bringing Chaz into the family."
"ANYWAY! My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! So they gotta bring the good shit! The winner will get to be like the son I never had, and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient!"
"Goooood, cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah? Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK."
"Aaaw, come on Fizzie my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them, they're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!"
"There is my little, uh... Which son is this one? There's so fucking many."
"Wonderful! Also, son, you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the Goetia family—so, you are now engaged, congratulations! isn't she charming."
"That's an ugly noise son. Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?"
"No! Stolas is TERRIBLE in bed! I swear to fuck he just lays there staring at the wall and I have to do everything! It's embarrassing!"
"Fine. I have no desire to stay in a place with traitorous embarrassment. You have fallen from what little grace you had, and I know you'll PAY for it."
"Well stop it, we need him alive to get some affairs in order. I will pay you more to spare him and bring him to us."
"Well, heh. It was a horse, but then it ate too much sugar and its legs stopped working so he had to amputate. Now, it's a gross worm horse."
"Well, you know what's I'm gonna do when I grow up? I'm gonna run my own circus and I'm gonna be the most famous imp ever and I'll be able to do what I want to do, all day! I'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big building, with a big office!"
"It's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things and then we throw them out the window!"
"My birthday! My birthday! It's my birthday!"
"This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads. There's a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know that plants can hear you?"
Anything he doesnt have anymore quotes
"Hey, everybody! Look at this! it's Banana Pudding the clown horsey!"
"If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you."
"Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day with his magical feet he dances around with. He will dance all over worm horse and make him feel better."
"Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y."
"Hey, you don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe THIS girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and THIS guy… This guy DEFINITELY watches."
"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."
Say wtv you want he has no quotes
"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be such a total failure?"
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before."
"It means we're all royally fucked!"
"This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost. With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-"
"You have two minutes to convince me not to silence you for good."
"By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. Yours and all your sisters."
"Call me dickmaster."
"You know, when you take her out for the fifth time, and she STILL expects you to pay the check, but you're like, 'hey, I thought you wanted equality.'"
"Uuughhh, 'No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations.' I know fine."
*Say something you think would fit* i couldn't find any quotes
"We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing, mightn't they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?"
"it had been eons since you had graced us with your presents Alastor"
"Was thou not the one who had slayin the Angel"
*Say something you think would fit*
*Say something you think would fit*
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