Hazbin Hotel (But It's All Women)
Project Overview
WHAT IS THIS?
This is going to be a fandub of the pilot of Hazbin Hotel if every single character was played by a girl.
The rules for this are basically the same as the rules for CDawgVA's fixing Anime videos: We can't change the script or the music and we have to try and get the sound effects as close as we can to the original.
REQUIREMENTS
1. You must have a high-quality microphone, or at the very least, you must be clear for me to hear and have any background noise be minimal.
2. You must have a Discord account, as the project will be going into production over there.
3. Your voice files must be sent in a .mp3/.wav format.
4. For those that get cast in the main roles, expect to be called back to do future episodes of the series (once new episodes start getting made, that is).
5. Remember to have fun as that is the primary point of this video.
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Charlie is the Hellborn princess of Hell and the founder of the Hazbin Hotel. Despite what most of Hell thinks, she believes that redemption is possible for any and all demons and hopes that it will help with the betterment of the kingdom.
VOICE: Canon female, so voice should be as close to the original as possible.
NOTE: If you can sing at all, do include a snippet of you singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows"
Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.
Yeah, well... How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! Bitch!
Oh my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!
Vaggie is the manager of the Hazbin Hotel and Charlie's girlfriend.
VOICE: Canon female, so voice should be as close to the original as possible.
I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And do. not. sing!
Stop right there! Cabrón hijo de perra, I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!
Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!
Angel Dust is an adult film star in Hell. A spider Sinner Demon who was elected to be the first patient the Happy Hotel attempts to redeem, Angel's selfish actions of using the hotel as a rent-free living space threaten to jeopardize Charlie's dream.
VOICE: I'll leave it to creative interpretation how you think a female Angel should sound.
Yeah, yeah, listen, keep this discreet ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?
[Scoffs] No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! This thing have any liquor?
Ya done? [Laughs dryly] He looks like a strawberry pimp.
Alastor, aka "The Radio Demon", is one of the many powerful Overlords of Hell. He has offered to assist Charlie in her endeavors, albeit, for his own amusement.
VOICE: I'll leave it to creative interpretation how you think a female Alastor should sound.
NOTE: If you can sing at all, do include a snippet of you singing the "Inside of Every Demon" reprise.
Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, sooo many orphans...
Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... *Voice goes low and demonic* I would've done so already...
Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.
Husk is a Sinner who has the duty as the front desk clerk and bartender at the Hazbin Hotel.
VOICE: I'll leave it to creative interpretation how you think a female Husk should sound.
Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!
You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!
What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! ...Well, you can!
Niffty is a Sinner who works as both the housekeeper and cook for the Hazbin Hotel.
VOICE: Canon female, so voice should be as close to the original as possible.
Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!
Why're you all women? Are there any men here?! I'm sorry, that's rude.
Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.
Cherri Bomb is a radical anarchist. She is one of Angel Dust's very close friends and a frequent partner in crime.
VOICE: Canon female, so voice should be as close to the original as possible.
You lookin' for a fight, old man?! Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!.... More!
Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite guy to party with!
Katie Killjoy is the head anchor of 666 News, Hell's premier news station.
VOICE: Canon female, so voice should be as close to the original as possible.
That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise.
Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? Nyahahahahahaha!
Tom Trench is a co-anchorman at 666 News.
VOICE: I'll leave it to creative interpretation how you think a female Tom should sound.
And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side! Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!
Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!
Sir Pentious is an inventor, His goal is to conquer Hell using his machines and army of Egg Bois.
VOICE: I'll leave it to creative interpretation how you think a female Sir Pentious should sound.
Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take-over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!
Pardon?! Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! [hisses] Speak up!
Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most [Beat] ssstyle!
The Egg Bois are Sir Pentious' minions. Each of them has a number written on their back to help identify them. The highest known number as of now is 920.
VOICE: I'll leave it to creative interpretation how you think a female Egg Boi should sound.
Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Yeah!
You really showed them what for! I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!
That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.
Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?
Travis is first seen at the beginning of the pilot, dropping off Angel Dust after the two finished performing unknown sexual acts in the car.
Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!
Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!
A patron at the bar watching Charlie's interview.
Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- *tries to hold in his laughter* You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts.
A member of the audience after listening to Charlie's song.
Wow!...That was shit!
Well I heard you loud and clear!
A sinner who enters Hell at the start, only to be run over by Travis' car seconds later.
Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-
*deadpan* Boo.
Yoink!
Up yours, drag show!
*snickers* Stupid bitch.
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