Happy Hotel AU

"Okay, so the Extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal! Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half! But who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! And when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, RIGHT?!"

"Happy Day In Hell" 0:00-2:58

"Angelic steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists. When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination, I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well... You don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first."

"Out For Love" 0:00-1:30

"We are ready and waiting, ma'am, with our knives and our helmets and, um, some other pointy things. Please try not to stress too much. It'll-it'll hurt your tummy."

"Hear My Hope" - 2:01-2:47

(Taken from Tangled: The Series)

"A friend wouldn't be so oblivious, Rapunzel!! You have no idea what this contest means to me!! I mean, you're a princess, you got nothing to prove!! To you, this was just a fun way to blow off a Saturday!! But to me, it was a way to show everyone that I am more than just your lady's maid!! And just when I've hoped I earned even the slightest bit of respect!"

"Nothing Left To Lose" 1:15-2:14

"Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name, please? Charlie Morningstar, hmm, char… cha-char.. Chai- I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd. … Oh, FUCK! Yeah, hoooo, hehehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.”

"Welcome To Heaven" 0:00-0:36

(Taken from Beetlejuice: The Musical)

NO! (a beat.) Dad, please. Our whole life is in that house. Don’t you remember when we moved in? It was all rundown and horrible, we didn’t know if we were going to get through it. And then mom said, “Let’s clean up.” And she made us sing that song she always loved. "...SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SENORA , SHAKE YOUR BOD...".

"Dead Mom" 0:00-1:26

"This is the room of the Speaker and I will use my voice. With all due respect, Seraphim, I was right about them. Adam was right about them. This demon filth is not to be trusted. He and his kind should all be dead, and I will make that happen. Just let me--"

"Gravity" 0:00-0:57

“So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! (eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily) So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?”

"Hell Is Forever" 0:27-1:10

"People of Hell, hear me! I am the great and redeemed Sir Pentious! And- I’m a good boy now. We must avoid a war with Heaven at all costs. Vox must be stopped!”

"Piss (A Love Song)" 0:00-0:43

"Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your... ‘yearly activities’ if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.”

"You Didn't Know" 1:34-1:46

"You acted selfless. You cared more for the lives of others than your own and made the ultimate sacrifice. You were able to atone. You are a cleansed soul. A free soul. You have nothing left to fear here."

"Sera's Confession" 0:36-0:59

"Extermination...of human souls!? Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this! How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?”

"You Didn't Know" 1:46-2:04

“Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, Okay sweetie? Now here's my card a- Oh, my, stars! Do my eyes deceive me? Alastor? Alastor! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and- Oh. Who's this ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she's much too young for you! Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole.”

"Don't You Forget" 0:00-0:40

There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men! You… are gonna survive together! And you… are gonna make this hotel work!”

"Whatever It Takes" 1:27-2:09

"That's it... Almost there... Now presenting... the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! Ha ha! That spits fire! Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause! Please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh God, who am I kidding, This sucks!”

"Hell's Greatest Dad" 0:00-0:34

"Who me?"

Taken from Mean Girls: The Musical

"What's Wrong With Me" 0:00-1:04

"Okay, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? But if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?”

"Piss (A Love Song)" 0:43-1:07

"It's not an act!! It's who I need to be. And this... This is my escape! Where I can forget about it all! How much I hate... everything. A place where I can get high, and not have to think about how much it hurts. And maybe... If I can ruin myself enough in the process... if I end up broken, I won't be his favorite toy anymore... And maybe he'll let me go..."

"Losin' Streak" 0:00-1:15

"Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it! Melissa! Get over here! No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. (gasp) Yes! That's the one."

"Respectless" 0:19-0:57

"Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!.. Yay! Pain!”

"Clean It Up!" 0:00-1:08

"Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image? .. Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees? .. Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo...you should… .. Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the big bucks.”

"Stayed Gone" 0:40-1:27

"I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you're giving me. You're lucky you make me money! Now, you're going to go get rid of her, and then you are filming all night! Get me?!”

"When I Think About The Future" 1:14-1:34

(Taken from Steven Universe)

“When a Gem is made, it's for a reason. They burst out of the ground already knowing what they're supposed to be, and then... that's what they are. Forever. But you, you're supposed to change. You're never the same even moment to moment -- you're allowed and expected to invent who you are. What an incredible power -- the ability to "grow up."  

"What Can I Do (For You)" (0:36-1:04)