Godzilla (2014) Abridged

Godzilla (2014) Abridged

Project Overview

In conjunction with the former crew of Collaborated Abridging, we're looking to comedically abridge the 2014 blockbuster fill, GODZILLA. Does... does this really require any further explanation?

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Bryan Cranston
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

This is literally Bryan Cranston. Just give us your best impression of him and we'll see where this goes. You only need to be close enough.

  • "You're not fooling anybody when you say what happened 15 years ago was a natural disaster. Not an earthquake, it wasn't a typhoon. Okay? So stop... Look, I'm tired of talking to you about this. I want my son. I wanna see my son. I wanna know that he's all right. This guy, this guy knows. He knows where he is.


  • I want my son. And I want my bag and discs. And I wanna talk to somebody in charge, not you. No, not you. I'm done talking to you. All right? You're looking at me right now, like I'm in a fish tank, right? That's fine. Because I know what happened here. And you keep telling everybody that this place is a death zone, but it's not! You're lying. Because what's really happening is that your hiding something out there. I'm right, aren't I? My wife died here! Something killed my wife. And I've a right to know! I deserve answers!"

  • "I have to go back to our house. I need my old disks, if they're still there. I need the data to be able to prove a baseline here that this isn't a fantasy, that I'm not what you think I am. I'm gonna find the truth and end this. Whatever it takes."

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ken Watanabe
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

We're looking for a thick, Japanese accent that's good at delivering lines dramatically. That's pretty much all he did in the film, it only feels fitting that's what we ask for here.

  • "The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in our control and not the other way around. Let them fight."

  • "We call him... Gojira."

  • "Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power."

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Reporter 1/2
closed
Unpaid

A clean cut and 'official' sounding voice that can confidently deliver lines like a typical broadcaster personality.

  • "In other news, a small group of puppies were rescued by the worlds most tenacious paperclip. More on that story at 11."

  • "Yes, indeed Barbara, I understand exactly all the words you just said, except for the ones at the end, in the middle and at the beginning."

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Assistant
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Watanabe's assistant, as originally played by Sally Hawkins. Looking for a nice adult-to-middle-aged voice for her, accent may vary.

  • (Dismissive) "That doesn't make any sense!"

  • "You're REALLY not trying, are you?"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Miscellaneous Characters
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

There're quite a few background characters that need to be voiced. We'll need to fill multiple roles, and more likely than not it'll at least be a good one-off joke, so odds are you'll get a fun little part if you apply here!

  • "Run!!! It's Godzilla!!!"

  • "It looks like Godzilla, but due to International Copyright Law, it's not."

  • "Still, we should run like it's Godzilla!!!"

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