I am creating an abridged series for Full Metal Alchemist: Abridged, and I'm in need of voice actors and video editors. We will be working in monthly to bi-monthly processes, trying to get a ten-minute episode released at least every 2-3 months.
We will be using Discord as a means to communicate, so please have that ready when you audition.
As a short update, since I still have no idea how to use the update feature on this, I've added the following to the audition list: Mei Chang, Roy Mustang's Squad, the chimeras.
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For the last time I'm not a fan of Goldeneye, it's just genetic.
*Frustrated/Angry* Haven't you heard you cheap bastard, it's supposed to be equivalent exchange.
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I won't let anyone else di- *Screaming*
It's the nights that are the loneliest, but I keep myself entertained.
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Yeah, you're... definitely the first...
You know I get liking Golde- God damn it that was my one chance!
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Your father was... different.
First question, what the hell? Second question, WHAT THE HELL!?
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I swear if you even scratch this new arm I'll have to give you an automail di-
*Incoherent fangasming over automail in Rush Valley*
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*Afraid/Stunned* Whatever that was, I don't want these boys to have anything to do with it -- and if that's alchemy then I don't see any reason for it to exist much less to teach it to a child.
There is only so much Winry and I can do, we may be Rockbells but we aren't miracle workers Ed.
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You know kid, I get being a fan of Goldeneye but contacts are a bit too far.
I'm going to burn your shit like an Ishvalan village.
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Oh God I think you just triggered an Ishval flashback
Sorry, I was just...talking to a custom-- OH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
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Fullmetal, sometimes you've got to let people go. You can't save everyone, you can't be everywhere. Just pick up who you can, keep moving forward -- and I'll help you pick up the slack.
*Incoherent love of daughter and wife*
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Oh thank God, you have to help me -- this psychopath is trying to lead a coup against the-
That was meant for me...
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I nearly lost my life because of Tinder... I should have went on Ishvala Mingle, that's where the real freaks are anyway...
From coffee to combat, we serve anything to anyone -- decades running.
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Every time I try and leave this Hell hole the Lieutenant tries to lock me in a room with Hayate, that thing is evil...
Actually, I was a big help out West -- I'm a foreign intelligence specialist so placing me on the border was probably the best mo-
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Most of my job could be replaced by a google search or a smart phone anyway.
Yeah, that's fair.
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Ah, you've brought back good memories. No, not my wedding, an Ishval flashback.
I see a lot of things, Fullmetal -- however -- this was unexpected. I am impressed.
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Oh, another Ishval flashback...
*Incoherent praising of virtues and manliness*
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Are you seriously having another Ishval flashback?
Stay in line, keep your head down -- you might just make it.
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HAH! Jokes on you, I killed that dumb ass bear last summer -- serves him right for telling me I can't start forest fires.
The only thing scarier than General Armstrong is a housewife.
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Gluttony, please don't play with your food.
*Agonized Screaming*
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This is getting exciting, careful kid -- it's going to get a lot harder from here.
First question, what the hell? Second question, WHAT THE HELL!?
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Would it be a new low if I ate that? You know what I'm just going to do it anyway.
Can we go to McDonalds after this?
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You know, he had just the sweetest expression.
Lucky me!
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*Extremely fast* Have you accepted Ishvala as your lord and savior?
This is entirely your problem.
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Can anybody spare a couple Cens for a long lost prince relative?
Don't you ruin this Elric! This is exactly what I want, so stay the hell out of his wa- *screaming*
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You would legitimately be surprised how many times something like this has happened.
First question, what the hell? Second question, WHAT THE HELL!?
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There have been seventy-three assassination attempts on me in the last forty three days, if you seriously don't think I can handle a novice like him then you haven't been paying attention.
How dare you meddle in the affairs of the great Xing Empire!
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I TURN AROUND FOR THREE SECONDS AND YOU IMMEDIATELY RUN RIGHT INTO TROUBLE! WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?
*Chuckle* You're resilient, but a lot less annoying than that midget.
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Hmm.
Mhmm.
*Battle Hnngh*
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I'm part toad you see, I use my spit to pull people i- Wait actually yeah what the hell am I?
I feel like having adhesive spit is a choking hazard.
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If you make another joke about Donkey Kong, I will beat you with a barrel.
Actually I'm not a chimera, it's a long story -- I wouldn't think about it too much.
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I am having to fight back every ounce of my animal instincts not to grab that yarn.
All I want from life is just to settle down with my family, they're the pride of my life.
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No, you see I'm a chimera of a boar. I shoot quills out of my back and impale my... actually yeah what the hell am I?
Have...none of you actually read a history book before.
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Ed...ward.... Big brother.... Ed...ward....
*Laughing and playing sounds*
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*Incoherent screaming in agony*
I did it...I got it on time...
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What am I? To some I am God, to some -- Satan. To others, Ishvala. The deliverer. I am everything, and I am nothing. I am the Truth.
I want to play a game...
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Improv three lines/jokes
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Improv three lines/jokes
Video Editor
You will be over editing the video to follow direction, and over the other editors in the series.
Say something you think would fit
Video Editor
You will be assisting the lead editor with any extra work that he needs done, or any job he assigns you.
Say something you think would fit
Writer
You will be assisting in writing the series, and working with me directly in order to get the best script possible in our time frames.
Say something you think would fit
