Fortnite Roleplays and Skits
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Where are we dropping? In this series of skits and role plays, we will fool around and think of random silly stories that we can think of. Feel free to audition for these roles, and have fun!
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Voice Description: Michael Cera
- english
- male adult
- north american
Hey! What's up! My name is Jonesy! Welcome to the team!
*panicking* Huh...seems like we're having a bit of a problem with the system here uhhh. Oh great...
Has anyone seen my slurp juice? I've been saving it for later- wait....DAMN IT RICK YOU DRANK MY SLURP JUICE?!
Voice Description: Clint Eastwood
- english
- any
- androgynous
Listen here. This park is under my protection. No chopping down the trees!
What is that smell *sniffing* is that....FIRE?!
You're banned from the camp grounds for illegal deforestation of the national park. NOW GET LOST!
Voice Description: Captain Lou Albano
- english
- male adult
- new york (brooklyn)
Mamma Mia! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY ESTABLISHMENT?!
Ugh great. Who's expecting me to clean up this mess
Hey listen here new guy! The customer is here for a pepperoni and tomato pizza with a side of garlic sticks and a chug jug! GET TO IT!
Voice Description: Michael Douglas
- english
- male adult
- north american
Hey listen buddy, we have ourselves an order of a bacon Durr burger with large fries and a slurp juice. Chop chop, we don't have all day
I don't usually listen to "the customer is always right". It's just not my policy
Boy am I tired. Time to take a little break
Voice Description: Kirsten Dunst
- english
- female adult
- north american
Listen. Whatever these aliens are, these are not your typical aliens
HEY! GET AWAY FROM THERE! You don't know where thats been!
A UFO? Or some sorta of asteroid? Huh, I'm not to familiar what this is. I'm adding this to my list of conspiracies
Voice Description: Paarthurnax
- english
- demonic
- androgynous
I am the ruin. And you. Are nothing to me
I am the demon of fire and I am your nightmare
I will see you in the depths of the underworld, mortal scum
Voice Description: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
- english
- female adult
- north american
Oh? Are you talking to me?
No thank you. I'm already full on apples
Who are you?! Get away from me! What did you do to my friends?!
- english
- androgynous
- robotic
My name is zyg. I am the artificial intelligence of this company
Alert. Unidentified species in the foundry. Must exterminate
You are becoming hysterical. Please stop struggling
- english
- north american
- male adult
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
Does evil exist morty? Of course not. It's called rocket science
Listen morty *burp* you gotta do something for me, you have to exterminate every single alien
- english
- any
- androgynous
Oh hello! My name is peely!
Listen. You made me into a smoothie before. I'm not letting you do it again
Ugh. Why are you so dumb?! Come on that's not where it goes!
- english
- androgynous
- any
What do you want human. Can't you see I'm human
Take another step and I will terminate you
I told you not to touch that machine. But now you have to pay a price
Voice Description: Arthur Morgan
- english
- male adult
- texan
Howdy partner. Names mancake, welcome to the butter barn
This seems ridiculous. How am I supposed to understand what this means
What in tarnation are you doing?! GET OUT FROM THERE YOU VARMINT
- english
- male teen
- north american
Um. Rick? Are you sure this is a great idea?
WHAT THE HELL RICK?! THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT!
Are you kidding me rick? You can't just clone an Alien and let it out! That's going to cause carnage around the island
Voice Description: Uma Thurman
- english
- female adult
- north american
Wait..what's going on..this isn't right..
What are you doing?! Don't touch it! Stand back!
Can you please not stand behind me? I will scratch you
Voice Description: Johnny Depp
- english
- pirate
- male adult
Ahoy matey. My name is blackheart
Yargh! Don't touch the cannons! They are expensive!
Argh. These scallywags are getting on my nerves. They must learn to not touch anything
- english
- androgynous
- north american
We are venom
The way I see it. We can do whatever we want
We apologize. We sometimes get really hungry. Do you know where the tater tots are?
- english
- north american
- androgynous
Cassidy is gone. There is only. CARNAGE!
Well well well. If it isn't my biggest rival, VENOM!
You flesh bags piss me off! NOW IT'S TIME YOU DIE! *maniacal laughter*
Voice Description: Tobey Maguire
- english
- male adult
- north american
With great power, comes great responsibility
I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, but the one thing they love more than a hero
Aww. Look at little goblin Junior. Gonna cry?
- english
- male adult
- demonic
You....GUILTY
Now you're gonna have to trust me. He may have my soul but he doesn't have my spirit
No one defies the Spirit of Vengeance
- english
- male adult
I manage because I have to. Because I've no other way out. Because I've overcome the vanity and pride of being different
Evil is evil… lesser, greater, middling. It's all the same. If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all
Show the humans that you are more than what they fear you to be. I have learned to live with them. So that I may live
- english
- male adult
- north american
This is the way
Wait. If you take your helmet off. You're not a mandalorian
I'm not leaving my fate up to chance
Voice Description: James Earl Jones
- english
- north american
- male adult
I find your lack of faith disturbing
You're as clumsy as you are stupid
Join me, and together, we will rule the empire, father and son
Voice Description: Amanda Seyfried
- english
- north american
- female
My name is tsuki, how may I be of service?
Is there a problem here? How can I help?
Deactivate? No. I don't want to deactivate yet, I still have a job to do
Voice Description: Anya Taylor-Joy
- english
- north american
- female adult
Hi! My name is torin!
Wait a minute! Tsuki?! Where are you going?!
Ugh. Great, now I have to deal with all this? This is dumb
Voice Description: Brad Pitt
- english
- male adult
- north american
Come on let's go! These guns aren't going to shoot themselves!
Heh. Never have I ever seen a huge alien asteroid. Seems ancient though
Oh great. First aliens and now killer robots? This blows
Voice Description: Ella Purnell
- english
- female adult
- british
Phew. I haven't been running in such a long time, I sure had one hell of a run
Uh oh. That doesn't look good. TAKE COVER!
Wait. Is that a- oh no. ALIENS! RUN! TAKE COVER!
Voice Description: Keanu Reeves
- english
- north american
- male adult
I need guns. Lots of guns
Whoever Comes, Whoever It Is, I'll Kill Them. I'll Kill Them All
When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep... A final gift from my wife... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope
- english
- male adult
- north american
I'm Redfield. I'm glad we found you
If you're gonna kill me, just kill me, but for the love of God, shut up!
Oh well, that's different. Like I haven't been since we got here
Voice Description: Jamie Marchi
- english
- female adult
- north american
Ok. You're not doing it right, I have no choice but to fire you from the company
Are you kidding me?! Is that where the stuffed animal goes?!
Ugh. Come on, get back to work!
Voice Description: Monica Rial
- english
- female adult
- north american
Cuddles...please calm down, give them some rest
Wait no no no that's not where it goes, please try again
Wow! I'm so proud of you! I'm going to promote you as a captain!
Voice Description: Erica Lindbeck
- english
- female adult
- north american
Come on come on get back to work! These stuffed animals need to be shipped by tomorrow!
Awww what's the problem? Do you want a hug?
Are you ok? You can open up to me. I'm always listening
Voice Description: Luci Christian
- english
- female adult
- north american
BOO! hahahaha I scared you didn't I?!
Oh this is going to be so funny, I can't wait to see the look on their faces
Welcome to Spooky's Haunted House! Hope you have a spook-tacular time!
Voice Description: Arnold Schwarzenegger
- english
- north american
- male adult
I'll be back
Nice day for a walk
Come with me if you want to live
Voice Description: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- english
- male adult
- north american
Alright, let's get to work
Does it look that belongs there?! Come on! Try again!
Ok...this is getting ridiculous. What are you doing?!
Voice Description: Tom Hardy
- english
- north american
- male adult
You tried to kill me? What happened to "we" what happened to that?
No no no! We do not eat police officers!
Ugh. Screw it. Let's go save the island
Voice Description: Cristina Vee
- english
- female adult
- north american
Excuse me. Are you lost?
My name is shanta, it's a pleasure meeting you
I'm pretty sure that isn't what I had in mind but, I guess I'll follow
Voice Description: Ewan McGregor
- english
- male adult
- british
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Don't try it anakin!
You were my brother anakin! I loved you!
- english
- male adult
- north american
I will show you the dark side
Do not oppose me, you resistance scum
Bow. To the first order
Voice Description: Emilia Clarke
- english
- female adult
- british
By order of my father. CHARGE!
Halt! Speak your names, now or I will have you imprisoned
That's my father's throne, don't sit on it or you will be banished
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