Fake/Zero (Fate/Zero Abridged Parody)

Project Overview

Hey, I'm DoktorApplejuce; and abridger. I currently have an ongoing abridged parody of Fate/Stay Night [Unlimited Blade Works], and I figured it would be fun to do an abridgement of Fate/Zero, as a direct prequel.

I ask that the people auditioning be willing to commit to the project. I unfortunately had to deal with a lot of recasting in my Fate/Stay Night project before finally cementing a reliable group of talented voice actors, only a few of whom are the original people I cast. I don't want to go through that again, so if you audition, please be certain that you want to be a part of the project, and you won't simply drop out of contact unannounced.

I also ask that you have a decent microphone. You don't need some several hundred dollar mic, but if you're recording on your cellphone, or on your laptop's built-in mic, you will not be cast.

I also ask that everyone have Skype, as that is the easiest way to get in contact with not only myself, but the rest of the people currently involved with the project.

Now that all the strict, stiff-collar stuff is out of the way, please feel free to audition, and have fun. If you want feedback, let me know; I'd be happy to give it.

Note: A few roles have already been filled, due to the characters having already appeared in my Fate/Stay parody. These roles include Saber/Arturia, Illyasviel von Einsbern, Rin Tohsaka, Sakura Matou, Kirei Kotomine, Archer/Gilgamesh, Tokiomi Tohsaka, and Caster/Gilles de Rais.


I also have an audition page over on BTVA for this project, so if you're at all interested in listening to other peoples' auditions, you can check them out here:
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/members/DoktorApplejuice/casting-call/FakeZero-FateZero-Abridged-Parody/


The YouTube channel where this project will eventually be uploaded once complete can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/c/DoktorApplejuceAbridged

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Waver Velvet
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: High


Role: Major


Personality: Waver is in every meaning of the word, a coward.  Think something along the lines of Italy from Hetalia, but with a British accent.

  • So... I was thinking... we really don't need to go out and fight today, do we?  We can just take a sick day!  Mages get sick days, right?

  • Of course I don't want to go up and fight the giant tentacle monster in the lake!   Are you insane?!  I want to get as far away from that thing as possible!

  • I once pulled a splinter out of my finger.  That counts, right?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: ashegads

Voice Range: Varied (able to do both higher pitch and mid-register)


Role: Recurring


Personality: Sola is the fiance of Kayneth, and is very cold, uncaring, and intimidating... unless she's in the presence of Lancer, in which case, she she becomes far less reserved, and finds it difficult to keep her composure.

  • (Belittling) Honestly, Kayneth, I'm starting to wonder if I'm engaged to a eunuch, with the way you skulked in the shadows during that fight.

  • (Flustered)  I bet you thrust hard... uh... with your spear, I mean.   Not your penis.  Well, that too, but... oh god...

  • (Awed and a little dazed) The last thing that dropped as hard as my panties did just now, ended the Second World War.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Norikata Emiya
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid-Deep


Role: Minor


Personality: Norika is Emiya's father. He doesn't quite understand emotions the way most people do.

  • Well done Shirley, you must be very... constipated?

  • So, when Shirley died, that made you feel... hungry? Sad, of course, that's what I meant.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Maiya Hisau
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid-Deep (a husky voice would be appreciated)


Role: Recurring


Personality: Maiya is the protege and bodyguard of Kiritsugu Emiya.  Although she doesn't particularly revel in bloodshed and violence, she certainly isn't opposed to it either, and often cracks inappropriate jokes during and after fights.

  • God, I need a cigarette after screwing someone over that hard.

  • Headshot!  In the dick!

  • Wow, Maiya, you really gotta 'hand' it to yourself; you do good work!  (Speaking to herself after cutting off Sola-Ui's hand)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Shirley
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: syraphic

Voice Range: High


Role: Minor


Personality: Shirley is Kiritsugu's childhood friend. She is sweet, innocent, and adorable... until, in a freak magic accident, Kiritsugu's father turns her into a Dead Apostle (what is essentially a zombie).

  • I found a box full of bloody knives in your father's workshop today. I think he might secretly be a doctor in his spare time.

  • Kiritsugu, promise you won't freak out, okay? I... I think I ate someone's face. That's not normal, is it?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Irisviel von Einzbern
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid-High  (PLEASE NOTE THE ACCENT TAG)


Role: Major


Personality: The wife of Kiritsugu. Due to having been secluded to the remote Einzbern castle her entire life, Irisviel is incredibly gullible, and inclined to believe anything she is told, especially if told by Kiritsugu.

  • But... you don't really have a squad of snipers aiming at him, do you?

  • Well, it's like Kiritsugu always says; foreplay before swordplay!  I don't know what it means, but it must be important.

  • Saber says that you're a Pot-licker.  Do you really lick pots?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lancer/Diarmuid
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Any


Role: Recurring


Personality: The very model of an Irish stereotype.

  • Ah, bejesus! This is all goin' arseways.

  • You heard Himself. But, if yer' itchin' to be topped, then we'll finish this later.

  • Yer' a right fekin' eejit, aren't ya? Not payin' with the full shilling, eh?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Zouken Matou
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Any


Role: Minor


Personality: Old, senile, hard of hearing. Expect to say "heh?!?" A lot.

  • Have you seen little Kariya anywhere?  I told him he could have some butterscotch.

  • Oh, Sakura's just playing downstairs, in the ball pit.

  • You don't have to yell, boy.  What would little Kariya think if he heard you shouting?  Honestly.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kiritsugu Emiya
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid-Deep


Role: Major

Personality: Kiritsugu (in this abridged series) will be a Perpetually horny and unsuccessful womanizer.

  • It's clobbering time! ...wait, no! Do over! Prepare to meet your maker! No, I don't like that one either... You know what? Let's just fight, and I'll think of something later.

  • Awww, hell yeah! I know where this is going!

  • Irisviel... I just want you to know, I am incredibly erect right now.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rider/Iksander
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Slick D Furiku

Voice Range: Mid-Deep


Role: Major


Personality: A true warrior at heart; both amused and confused by modern day society. Similar personality to the original, but even more exaggerated. For those that haven't seen/read the original; think of him as something akin to Thor in his first movie.

  • Hark!  Today shall be a glorious day!  A day all the beautiful maidens of the land shall one day sing about!

  • Boy! Fetch me my tankard of ale! I don't have one? Then I must acquire one posthaste!

  • These 'pants' you speak of are ridiculous and impractical. Oh, and between you and me, they ride up in the crotch in a way that is simply infuriating.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kariya Matou
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid (up the creep factor)


Role: Recurring


Personality: Kariya has an unhealthy and creepy obsession with Aoi Tohsaka, wife of Tokiomi Tohsaka.  He eventually teaches his stalker-like tendencies to Aoi's daughter, Sakura.

  • Hey, Aoi... I bought you some flowers.  I left them at your house, on your bed.  It's very comfortable, by the way... is it memory foam?

  • I should probably return your hairbrush.  I borrowed it last month, while you were on vacation.

  • Sakura, if you really like this boy, then make sure he knows how you feel.  Find out where he lives, and write your name on everything he owns... in permanent marker, because true love is forever.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ryuunosuke Uryuu
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid-High


Role: Recurring


Personality: Ryuunosuke isn't the most mentally sound of individuals.  He's simply put; a psychopath with no moral code.  He enjoys killing, as well as doing... well... less than savory things to children.

  • Oh, no no no.  I didn't kill him.  See, he's still alive!  Oh, there he goes.  Now, I killed him.

  • I have to say... I feel like a kid again!

  • I have seen the light!  You've convinced me to end my sinful ways!  ...Nah!  I'm just screwin' with yah!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Deep (Severus Snape impression)


Role: Recurring


Personality: Keyneth is a blood purist, both in sense that he believes that one's magical prowess is directly linked to their bloodline, but also in the sense that he's a bit of a closet racist, often resulting in him saying rather insensitive things without realizing it.

  • Mister Velvet... How unfortunate you are to have been born into a family of such inferior magical potential. Nearly as unfortunate as you were when your parents decided to give you such a pathetic name.

  • Shall we go visit Shanghai while we're in Japan, dear? Shanghai's in China? Oh, as if there's difference.

  • No, I will not surrender! Do I look French to you?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Risei Kotomine
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Any


Role: Minor


Personality:  Risei is the overbearing father of Kirei, and he has impossibly high expectations of his son.

  • When Kirei was 7, he made a picture of a butterfly out of macaroni.  I threw it in the garbage right in front of him in order to show him that I will not accept such mediocrity.  There are children that age in Indonesia who make designer sneakers!

  • Whenever my son and I went on a trip together when he was younger, he wouldn't stop complaining.  'Dad, I'm tired', he'd whine.  'Dad, I'm hungry!'  'Dad, I've been running non-stop for 13 hours now, can I sit in the car with you?'

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Berserker/Lancelot
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Any


Role: Recurring


Personality: Despite his intimidating appearance, he is very gentlemanly and polite.

  • Terribly sorry, my dear. Did I give you a bit of a fright?

  • Oh, where are my manners? Sir Lancelot du Lac, at your service!

  • I must compliment you on your propriety. You certainly understand the importance of hospitality.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aoi Tohsaka
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Any


Role: Minor


Personality: The wife of Tokiomi Tohsaka (of whom she is perpetually embarrassed), Aoi is the unfortunate focus of Kariya's unwanted affection.

  • Rin, honey, stay away from the strange man.

  • Kariya, you have exactly 3 seconds to turn around and leave before I phone the police.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Natalia Kaminski
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Mid-Deep


Role: Minor


Personality: Crass and tomboyish, Natalia was Kiritsugu's caregiver and mentor when he was younger. He often pounds back vodka like it's water.

  • If this bothers you, do yourself a favour and never visit Moscow.

  • Kiritsugu, listen to me, and listen carefully. Never. Spill. My vodka. Again. I make myself clear, da?

  • Take bottle, komrade! Tonight, we have toast!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Martha Mackenzie
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Voice Range: Any (Note: French Canadian accent)


Role: Minor


Personality: Being the hospitable Canadian that she is, she and her husband insisted that Waver Velvet stay with them while he's in Japan for the Holy Grail war, despite the fact he broke into their house, and attempted to hypnotize them with magic. She often gets into heated arguments with her husband over which hockey team is the best.

  • Ma chou, you know 'da 'Abs are going to wipe da ice wit' 'da Leafs.

  • 'Dere you go again, clinging on to past glory, like any Leafs fan does.

  • Ah, bloc tabernac!

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