I am Recasting!
I am recasting the roles of Oshawott and Umbreon due to the delay being too long! Anyone is welcome!
This is a parody of the Pokémon short known as Eevee and Friends. This short is meant to make the otherwise boring special interesting.
Here are the requirements.
1) Have a mic of at least decent quality.
2) Send your files in the .mp3 or .wav format
3) Send your recordings uncut. (Except for auditions.)
I am recasting the roles of Oshawott and Umbreon due to the delay being too long! Anyone is welcome!
She’s an adorably shy and insecure doormat, there are many examples of this character type in anime.
Flareon: [Surprised] O-oh? Another visitor… I’ll just stay here…
Flareon: [Relieved] O-oh… Are they gone? *Sigh* Finally…
Flareon: [Panicked] Big sister… I don’t think Espeon means that kind of spiritual experience.
She is similar to the Serena from the Pokemon anime, but she wants more of Ash.
Serena: [Aroused] Ash may be an idiot, but that ass, though~
Serena: [Excited] Ash! You gotta win! I still wanna marry you!
Serena: [Annoyed] Ash… go back to sleep so I can grope your ass in peace.
He is the straight man of the group, stuck with three nutjob friends. Like his friends, he is based off of a horror movie cliche.
Pikachu: [Happy] C’mon! Hurry up, guys!
Pikachu: [Apprehensive] This won’t end well.
Pikachu: [Neutral] Have you seen a baby dragon, an Eevee, a Jolteon and an angry idiot covered in leaves?
Gothitelle is the scheming, seductive high priestess of an evil cult who has turned four Pokemon into mindless drones for her malicious deeds. (The drones are all controlled by Gothitelle, that’s why they all have the same voice.)
Drone #1: Welcome.
Drone #2: Strangers.
Drone #3: To our cult.
Drone #4: Stay a while.
Gothitelle: [Sultry] You are welcome to stay... as long as you like~
The oldest of the Eeveelution sisters, she is… to put it bluntly… a dumb, beach-loving valley girl. (Feel free to ad-lib stupid valley girl lines)
Vaporeon: [Oblivious] Like, oh my god, hi. I’m like, Vaporeon and junk. I’m a water type, and that’s why daddy loved me the most.
Vaporeon: [Oblivious] Our dad was like, a Wailord. He like, totally, like left big mama for a Lopunny. But she was all like, pink and stuff. Oh my god, and she sparkled and I, like totally love sparkles.
Vaporeon: [Oblivious] Like, let’s go shopping, girls!
It’s Meowth, you know what to expect.
Meowth: [Proud] And that’s why Team Rocket doesn’t sell me off.
Meowth: [Curious] ‘Ey Wobbuffet, Umbreon’s missin’. What should we do?
Meowth: [Annoyed] English, Wobbuffet, do you speak it!? Why ya bein’ so preachy? If you wanna tell me something, just say it out right!
She is the sassy black mother of the Eeveelution sisters.
Eevee: [Angry] What you want, child!?
Eevee: [Angry] Who you be!?
Eevee: [Sassy] Mmhmm~ I told ya this wouldn’t work.
Jolteon literally has the least amount of speaking lines here. She is tomboyish… and that’s it.
Jolteon: [Angry] Shut it, Vaporeon! Nobody cares about your orgies!
Jolteon: [Excited] Awesome! Race ya to the end of the mountain!
Jolteon: [Determined] You think you can out-shock me!? Try it, little guy.
Sylveon is a cheerful young female who speaks in Shakespearean English. She likes long walks on the beach, the feeling of morning dew cascading down from a field of flowers, and praying to Yveltal.
Sylveon: [Sing-song] Come out, come out, wherev'r thou are~
Sylveon: [Neutral] Thou wilt not be gasted, mine cater-cousin. T’is just how our humble abode is design'd.
Sylveon: [Neutral] We dost not receiveth many visitors up hither…
He is… to put it bluntly, the horndog of the group who normally dies first, prepare for screaming.
Oshawott: [Perplexed] Pansage, are you smoking the weeds on your head again?
Oshawott: [Furious] Shut up about your mom! Nobody cares!
Oshawott: [Angry] What you lookin’ at!?
Glaceon: [Relief, followed by sudden surprise] What a beautiful- Huh?
Glaceon: [Coy then Irritated] He’s kinda cute… Not that I like him or anything.
Glaceon: [Embarrassed] O-oh! Oh my… Sorry…
Axew is the innocent little kid that is for some reason hanging out with three teenagers. (UPDATE: I recommend any females who can do a young boy voice to auditon for Axew.)
Axew: [Concerned] Mommy said not to use those words.
Axew: [Happy] Yay! Do we get candy, too!?
Axew: [Terrified] M-mommy… Help me...
Leafeon is a spiritual young female that loves leaves. If you didn't get that. She is a stoner.
Leafeon: [Dazed] Yeah… that’s totally sage, man... Wait, what?
Leafeon: [Dazed] Whoa, man. Stop rockin’ the hookah.
Leafeon: [Dazed] Dude, who invited the Glameow?
Ash: [Convinced] I’m gonna be a Pokemon master someday… any minute now!
Ash: [Confused] What’s an “amoeba?” [Excited] Is that a new kind of Pokemon!?
Ash: [Confident] I won every gym badge in Kanto! [Denial] Granted I got half of them by cheating, but that’s beside the point.
Umbreon is seemingly kind, shy and innocent, but has a fascination with the occult.
Umbreon: [Calm] There was once a great Pokemon called Xerneas. A great stag of life, crowned with antlers of rainbow. It brought life to all Pokemon. But when there’s light, there’s shadow. When there’s life, there’s death. Embodied through our master, Yveltal. Both sustained in eternal equilibrium.
Umbreon: [Calm] He is a great horned eagle with feathers of darkness and blood. His talons and claws are spears, his mighty wings will bring forth the veiling of the sun to cover the land in eternal darkness and his gaze brings death upon everyone that dare to oppose him.
Umbreon: [Increasingly insane] He is the scythe and you are the corn ready for harvest. He shall feast on the souls of the living in order to fuel his own life. He shall awaken from his eternal slumber, breaking the confinement of the dark cocoon, *Cough* [Calm] bringing pestilence, destruction and death to all.
She is an uptight, snobby fashionista with a french accent.
Espeon: [Smug] Oh my~ What a gorgeous visage that my eyes are blessed to see~
Espeon: [Arrogant] Silence, peasant. We asked you to prepare our dinner, not to socialize.
Espeon: [Annoyed] How many times do I have to tell you, Vaporeon. We will not have an orgy. We are going to have a… spiritual experience.