Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII In a Nutshell
Project Overview
I am an animator on YouTube and as a celebration of Final Fantasy's 30th anniversary I animated a series of 10-20 minute animated sketches that parody the games from I-XV. I received an overwhelming outpouring of support for this series and have been so grateful for every bit of help as I've made some amazing friends along the way! As well as Final Fantasy we parody Horror games such as Silent Hill and Resident Evil.
One of our upcoming projects will be tackling the much demanded Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII! I honestly thought i'd never actually do this game...
Here are our other parodies of Final Fantasy: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUeVYpO_OsOe5KaizasJ-TPVPvoT8GbfO&si=pjsXwGcQfHNQqIJI
I will be issuing scripts as soon as the audition deadline has been reached (after casting of course). I will be looking to get lines back 2-3 weeks after that!
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A deep, gravelly and deadpan voice is desired, there will be occasional lines where Vincent loses his shit though so the ability to go unhinged is key.
- Gravelly
- all american accents
- deep
- Rough
- male adult
“SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S 4 IN THE AFTERNOON, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!”
“Oh geez, that’s a really loaded question—I mean who’s to say why we’re here on this planet—”
“I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF CARD KEYS!”
A dull, deadpan and almost zombie like voice is desired that can occasionally go unhinged.
- all american accents
- Soft
- adult
- female young adult
- deadpan
- Dreamy
“Vincent Valentine... we found you.”
“Please keep out of my personal space… They took me away and performed weird JRPG experiments on me.”
“Commencing Synaptic Plot Exposition in 3… 2… 1… BSGARGAKJREGpjporep!”
A nerdy and mature deep voice is desired, kinda goofy and aloof but can be serious.
- all american accents
- male adult
- dweebish
- nerdy
“Bitch you did NOT leave my ass on read! Who were those guys you made no effort to stop?”
“Azul… the Cerulean!? Of the Tsviets!?”
“Ok folks here’s the plan… Step 1: Assault Midgar. Step 2: Infiltrate Deepground. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Win the war!”
A deep gruff bombastic and haughty voice is desired, REALLY hammy and smarmy.
- deep
- Hammy
- all american accents
- Bombastic
- gruff
- male adult
“I am Azul… by the way.”
“Ok fellas, single file! There’s plenty of red beanies to kill for everyone!”
“RUN BITCH!”
A peppy and hyperactive voice is desired, very bubbly and energetic and dorky.
- silly
- all american accents
- Bubbly
- Genki
- female young adult
- happy
“Hurry up! And try not to drop anybody! You’ve been dropping motherfuckers all day!”
“Time to go chucklenuts!”
“NINJA TAX EVASION TECHNIQUE GO!”
A stoic and sassy no nonsense strict voice is desired, almost deadpan in delivery.
- stoic
- deep
- all american accents
- female adult
- deadpan
“50 gil to see them, 100 gil to touch.”
“Apologies, I’m Dr. Tits Mcgee of the WRO… but my friends call me Shalua Rui.”
“Chaos? Ah, let me pull up my exposition Amiga 3000…”
A really wacky and enigmatic mad scientist voice... go really ham with it!
- male senior
- casino
- all american accents
- Geeky
- Wacky
- Mad Scientist
“Mind your own fucking business, cuck.”
“Look, I’m invincible so let me exposition diarrhoea on you!”
“Before I died, I uploaded my brain to the internet and downloaded it into Weiss’s body!”
A gentle and almost ditsy voice is desired... someone who says Sorry a whole lot.
- Soft
- Gentle
- female adult
- silly
- all american accents
“Omega was born of the planet… his purpose is to haul ass to a new world when we’ve royally fucked up.”
“It’s true, he bent me over this table last night… several times.”
“Oh, ye gods… My Vincent is ruined!”
A dark, edgy try hard voice is desired, almost as if you are a dweeb trying to sound edgy and bad ass.
- Edgy
- Dorky
- male adult
- all american accents
“The usherer of souls… Omega… I’m Nero by the way.”
“I SAID YOU’RE GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM!”
“You must be wondering where Shelke is…”
A really hammy aggressive Russian accent that sounds kinky and sadistic is desired.
- aggressive
- female adult
- mean
- rough russian
“Give me the Protomateria!”
“Nothing personnel kid! Damn, how did you avoid my obviously telegraphed attacks!"
“I’d love to explain but- RANDOM SPIDER BOT BOSS BATTLE! ”
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