Dangancast: The Last Laugh
Project Overview
Dangancast: The Last Laugh is a fan created audio drama based on the Danganronpa games
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LINE A (Narrating) “Hope’s Peak Academy… The place where dreams come true. That’s what your parents tell you, at least… It’s not like I can speak from experience. My name is Nori Hisano, and I don't have any talent.”
LINE B (Confused) “A… Killing game? You can't be serious.”
LINE C (Pointing) “You've got that wrong!"
LINE A (Inquisitive) “If the sparrow flies South, do you fly North? Or would he? Either way, I am Jokuo Kemuri, SHSL Abstract Artist, and I’ll fly in either direction.”
LINE B (Joyfully) “Fantastic! Then you finally understand! I’m not Jokuo! We are Jokuo!”
LINE C (Frustrated) “...Hmm… How boring.”
LINE A (Cheerliy) “Oh! A person! Hey there! Anri Azumi, Super duper excited to be here!”
LINE B (Over-Excited.) “Wait a minute… Are those rabbits!? I love rabbits! Can I pet one!?”
LINE C (Creepy) “Have you ever thought about… what your organs look like inside out? Weird, right?”
LINE A (Polite) “Then it is an honor to make your acquaintance, Lady Hisano. Here’s hoping I can be of service to you.”
LINE B (Pervertedly) “Of course, Lady Motome! I’ll do anything for you…”
LINE C (Grieving) “Please… Tell me… Are they really dead?”
LINE A (Confident) “Uh, hello? Attention, please? You’re talking to Reiko Motome, you know… SHSL Reality Show Star? Ring any bells? Jeez, you’re beyond hope…”
LINE B(Sarcastic) “Wow. We’re this random girl who won't even tell us her talent? You people really are geniuses.”
LINE C (Angry) “What did you just call me!? Sebastian, can you do everyone a favor and kill her already? Seriously!”
LINE A (Calm) “Ah, yes- introductions. I am Joji Yamahuchi… Can you give me a big smile, Nori~?”
LINE B (Lauging) “You really think this will work? That any of this will work? That you can prevent the inevitable? That’s a fool’s outlook.”
LINE C (Lost for words) “I-I’m sorry!? You can't be serious…”
LINE A (High Energy) “Boo! Did I scare ya? Huh? Did I? I bet I did! Oh, right, uh… Mitsuki Katou, SHSL Trick or Treater! Well, the school just calls me a costume designer... but that's boring! Anywho, sorry for spookin' ya!"
LINE B (Laughing) “Hahaha~! I can't believe you fell for that! Oldest trick in the book!”
LINE C (Pouting) “Aww… You’re not even gonna try it on? But I put so much work into it…”
LINE A (Nervously) “U-Uh… right. Shin Nakajima, SHSL… Ghostwriter? I guess?”
LINE B (Terrified) “Is that Sheep talking!? Is he gonna eat us!? P-Please don’t eat us, Mr. Sheep!”
LINE C (Happily) "Oh! Alright. That sounds great!"
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LINE A (Boisterous) "Here we are, Hope's Peak Academy, Home of The Ultimates, Turning Point! Haha! I'm Masanori Onizuka! SHSL Commentator and I welcome you to this ring of education."
LINE B (Excited then embarrassed) “And he shoots a left straight to the jaw! Which is followed up by a right hook! What an exci- Oh… Right. *cough* Sorry, force of habit… Uh… Break it up you two!”
LINE C (Annoyed) “No! No… I’m fine. *sigh* Damn it, why does it have to act up right now… Just… Give me a moment, I’ll be with you in a flash.”
Hana Suzuki, the SHSL Chemist, is an extremely sarcastic girl, who's big mouth often gets her in trouble. She occasionally likes to ramble on about whatever scientific topic interests her at the moment. She is a very honest person, and typically always tells the truth.
LINE A (Casually) “Hey, Kid. Name’s Hana Suzuki. SHSL Chemist. But you probably knew that already.”
LINE B (Sarcastic) “Right, a talking sheep. And I’m actually a Giraffe.”
LINE C (Confused) “A… Killing game? What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
LINE A (Advertising) “Do your floors creak in the middle of the night? Are there mysterious footsteps left by someone else!? Then you should call Yutaka Komuno, Paranormal Investigator!”
LINE B (Scared) “...So what you’re saying is… the mastermind… is a ghost!?”
LINE C (Joyfully) “See!? I told you! This place really is haunted! Ha!”
Taiga Sasaki, the SHSL Mangaka, is a girl who loves action, fighting, and anything intense. She often craves action, and encourages other people to fight over even the smallest of things. Despite this, she herself isn't actually much of a fighter, and actually strays away from most real action she comes across.
LINE A (Accusatory) “Hey! Girly! You look like a nerd! You probably recognize me then, right? Taiga Sasaki, SHSL Mangaka?”
LINE B (Cheering on) “Fight! Fight! Fight! Rip each other’s arms off!”
LINE C (Angry) “Are you kidding me!? I came all the way here for this!?”
LINE A (Tired) “Hm… I’m Masanobu Amachi, a politician. There. Introduction over.”
LINE B (Slightly annoyed) “Stop arguing over that, you’re distracting everyone.”
LINE C (Confused) “...There’s no need for a chicken to cross the road in the first place.”
LINE A (Giggling) “Oh! Nice to meet you, then! I’m Etsuko Sakurai, the SHSL Trading Card Collector! And.. you don't happen to play Sorcery, do you?”
LINE B (Rambling) “Wait… you do!? Oh my gosh! What class do you play? What’s your best card? Mana? Dragon? Do you play competitive? Oh- Do you give each of your cards special nicknames? … Or is that just a weird thing I do?”
LINE C (Disappointed) “O-Oh… Not the card game. You watch the anime… Nevermind, then.”
LINE A (Dramatically) “Ah! The maiden’s voice cries out for the words of truth! Not to fear! I, Bryce Gallant, SHSL Stage Actor, hath come to seek thine righteousness!”
LINE B (Lovestruck) “Ah, my dear maiden… thine words are opposite to thine intent! Hast thou been bewitched? I can only dream it…”
LINE C (Breaking Character) “...Th-This is all a joke, right? You don't actually expect us to… kill each other!?”
Yoshino Ito, the SHSL Philanthropist, desperately wants to relevant. She likes helping people, and humbly prides herself on it, but even though she tries to bring it up in subtle ways to have other people know (and maybe have them help her help others), it usually fails.
LINE A (Humbly) “Right, names. I’m Yoshino Ito, SHSL Philanthropist… I’ve done a lot of work for the environment, you know! It’s a fact- I’m not trying to brag.”
LINE B (Excited) “So you’re willing to donate? Really? Thank you so much! Even the smallest amount of money is a huge help!”
LINE C (Sad) “...This was my destiny. It was fated to happen eventually.”
Aoshujin is a robotic, blue sheep controlled by he mastermind. Unlike Monokuma, they don't display a very wide range of emotions- they are extremely calm, all of the time.
LINE 1 (Relaxing) "Hey, everyone... You should maybe, I dunno... kill someone? That'd be nice..."
LINE 2 (Happy) "Ah, man... That sense of justice... It's nice knowing you kids get what you deserve."
Line 3 (Frustrated) "Sure, yeah, I'm a sheep, whatever..."
The mysterious voice is a perpetually exhausted and busy man, who should fall into the medium-low range.
LINE A (Tired): “Nori, seriously. Someone has to do this. It may as well be you.”
LINE B (Surprised): “Wow... didn’t expect them to get knocked out this early.”
LINE C (Relieved): “Thank goodness... she’s alright.”