We are a small indie game company looking for passionate voice actors who wanna work along side some amazing artist and create something awesome.
Even if you are new to voice acting we'd love to hear what you have so feel free to submit an audition! If you have any questions just reach out!
Please send in auditions to roles in addition to Walkie Talkie Voice. They are all available under the same project, including Former Employee / Unknown Caller, Corporate Support System, Regional Compliance Agent, and Recurring Wrong-Number Caller.
Feel free to reach out with any questions!
Thanks,
The Crispy Games Team
Voice Actor
The intercom voice is the player’s unseen corporate supervisor: calm, articulate, dry, and unsettlingly cheerful. They speak with absolute confidence, treating dangerous cargo, employee debt, illegal shipments, and terrible working conditions as ordinary company procedure.
The performance should feel controlled rather than loud or cartoonish. Humor comes from perfect timing, subtle judgment, and complete emotional detachment. They occasionally sound amused by the player’s mistakes, but never openly cruel—the company’s policies are simply normal to them.
Voice direction: professional corporate announcer mixed with a quietly condescending narrator. Warm enough to be entertaining, authoritative enough to feel like the boss, and slightly sinister beneath the politeness. Think dry workplace satire rather than an exaggerated villain.
Welcome to Post-Human Postal Service, the proud backbone of interplanetary commerce, and several interplanetary mistakes.
Fortunately, your employment contract includes permanent on-site accommodation and an automatic repayment program.
Process Failed. Please continue embrassing yourself productively.
Voice Actor
A former employee who secretly contacts the player through an old telephone. They understand how the company traps its workers and know that the abandoned courier pod could provide a way off the station.
This character is the player’s only genuine source of help, but they should not sound like a dramatic resistance leader. They are cautious, exhausted, intelligent, and familiar with the company’s absurd systems. Their humor is understated and comes from years of accepting horrifying corporate practices as normal.
The performance should feel private and slightly paranoid, as though the character is worried the call may be monitored. Early calls should be restrained and guarded. As the player repairs the pod, the caller becomes more hopeful and personally invested.
Voice characteristics:
Adult voice
Any gender
Grounded and believable
Tired but not weak
Dry sense of humor
Quiet urgency
Emotionally restrained
Should not sound theatrical or overly mysterious
“Don’t bother speaking. The station records outgoing speech more reliably than it records maintenance requests.”
“There is no scheduled return shuttle. Repair the pod, keep your head down, and do not let the intercom know why.”
“Do not wait for approval. Approval is the part of the contract that never arrives.”
Voice Actor
An automated employee-support system operated by Post-Human Postal Service. It occasionally calls the player without being requested and delivers useless information, new fees, morale surveys, and deliberately unhelpful updates.
The voice should sound warm, polished, and professionally reassuring while delivering deeply unsettling information. It should never acknowledge that anything it says is strange or cruel.
The humor depends on total sincerity. The performance should not sound openly sarcastic, evil, or amused. Every ridiculous statement is presented as an ordinary and helpful corporate service.
The actor can record the lines with or without adding a permanent robotic filter.
Voice characteristics:
Adult voice
Any gender
Smooth and highly polished
Artificially cheerful
Consistent pacing
Emotionally detached
Corporate training-video energy
No sarcasm or obvious menace
“Thank you for contacting Post-Human Postal Service Employee Support. You did not contact us, but your account was randomly selected for support.”
“Your return transportation request is currently number eight million, four hundred forty-one thousand and two in the queue.”
“Please remain on the line. Remaining is mandatory.”
Voice Actor
A representative of the regional cargo-compliance division. This character contacts the station regarding forbidden cargo, inspections, regulatory violations, and incinerator procedures.
Unlike the Corporate Support System, this role should sound human. The agent is cold, formal, precise, and completely desensitized to unethical company policy. They may personally enjoy enforcing regulations, but that enjoyment should remain subtle.
The performance should feel like a government inspector or corporate auditor who has repeated these warnings thousands of times. They speak clearly and deliberately, with little patience for explanations.
Voice characteristics:
Adult voice
Any gender
Formal and authoritative
Controlled and unemotional
Slightly intimidating
Bureaucratic delivery
Precise pronunciation
Subtle contempt, never exaggerated
“A compliance inspection may occur without warning. This message does not legally constitute a warning.”
“Your branch has failed inspection. A penalty has been recommended, approved, and emotionally enjoyed.”
“Do not incinerate the inspector.”
Voice Actor
A strange alien or civilian who repeatedly calls the postal station while attempting to reach unrelated businesses and people.
The caller should sound casual and completely sincere. They are never embarrassed about reaching the wrong number and may not fully understand why the player cannot help them. Their logic is strange but internally consistent.
This is a comedy role, but the actor should avoid performing it like a loud cartoon character. The humor should come from confident delivery, unusual concerns, and perfectly normal reactions to impossible situations.
The same actor can use slight variations in delivery for different calls, but the character should remain recognizable as the same recurring caller.
Voice characteristics:
Adult voice
Any gender
Distinctive but understandable
Casual and confident
Mildly confused
Strange without becoming incomprehensible
Natural comedic timing
Deadpan delivery preferred
“Hello? Is this Orbital Dental? No? Then who has my teeth?”
“My package arrived yesterday, but I do not order it until tomorrow.”
“Please ask the moon outside your window to stop following me. It knows what it did.”
