CONAN THE TALKSHOW
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A satire cartoon talk show where each episode the host and sideman sarcastically interview a children's tv show character. The first episode will feature the old cartoon spiderman. And a new role will be posted for the new talk show character. All dialog listed for the auditions is purely just so I can have actors spout off a couple of lines only a few will actually be in the episode.
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He's the host of the show and one of the two 100% recurring characters on the show. He's an ass but he's also an dipshit oh and try and make him sound like Space ghost from Space Ghost coast to coast. But if you can't do that it's fine he's just gotta have a deep manly voice.
(Optional: Say in a nonchalant tone) Wait wait wait wait I gotta take this call it's super important... huh? No yeah that's fine, no I can come over, just interviewing, some pervert I'm stalling till the cops show up.
(Optional: Say sarcastically and aggressive) Welcome back to the Conan talk show you internet fuck. How old are you 13, 14, years old? I bet you probably just found this show this is probably the first time you've heard the word fuck, isn't it? Well, guess what FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. There now you're prepared for life, welcome to the internet kids get ready to see some weird shit.
(Optional: Say violently) DORA. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
She's the only other 100% recurring character on the show. She's the sideman/co-host and she's an immortal 800-year-old woman trapped in the body of a child. She and Conan also used to have a thing.
(Optional: Say in a defensive tone) Oh, you can fuck all the way off you white bastard!
(Optional: Say in a sarcastic tone) Ha, that's almost as funny as the time I kicked Diego in his nuts.
(Optional: Say in a seductive tone) You tall drink of beast you. Making me feel things I haven't felt in centuries.
He's spider-man from the 50-70s make him misogynistic or something this show is purely for fun so just let it rip have him break the fourth wall feel free to try anything with this character.
Improv a bit of dialog for me
![[PAID] SUPERMAN: "Faith Eternal" [PART 1] - A MINECRAFT Machinima Film](https://d1m9vqlvl3fy94.cloudfront.net/project/attachment/222447/default_771156supermancasting.png)
![[PAID] Sigh of the Abyss supporting cast](https://d1m9vqlvl3fy94.cloudfront.net/project/attachment/258199/default_775729titlecard.png)
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