CONAN THE TALKSHOW
synthwizardry for CONAN THE ADVENTURER
He's the host of the show and one of the two 100% recurring characters on the show. He's an ass but he's also an dipshit oh and try and make him sound like Space ghost from Space Ghost coast to coast. But if you can't do that it's fine he's just gotta have a deep manly voice.
(Optional: Say in a nonchalant tone) Wait wait wait wait I gotta take this call it's super important... huh? No yeah that's fine, no I can come over, just interviewing, some pervert I'm stalling till the cops show up.
(Optional: Say sarcastically and aggressive) Welcome back to the Conan talk show you internet fuck. How old are you 13, 14, years old? I bet you probably just found this show this is probably the first time you've heard the word fuck, isn't it? Well, guess what FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. There now you're prepared for life, welcome to the internet kids get ready to see some weird shit.
(Optional: Say violently) DORA. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
