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it's a comedy series about twin detectives who are on a mission to cure their boredom in the workplace. They do this by exaggerating their behavior to look like psychos and playing it off nonchalantly.
They annoy their co-workers and especially their boss and casually have the weirdest conversations.
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Edgar is a man who meets everything with a blank expression and a sarcastic tone. He seems like he’s more reasonable than his sister, Lanore, but really he’s still chaotic he just in a more subtle may
he talks with a dry tone, not overly monotone but like whatever weird thing is happening he has seen before (he is a 26 year old, white male)
- male adult
- male teen
"yeah, we ran into each other there, we had a bunch of hilarious antics, you should have been there"
"that was not a save, that was the exact conversation i was going for. throwing a basketball directly into a hoop is not a save"
he wanted to piss on you, apparently"
Lanore is a woman who is known for her anger, her twin brother Edgar jokes about her basically being the worst person alive. She is more blunt, alway willing to speak her mind and not caring about who she insults, she will even say things that arnt true if its funny enough. She is also missing her left arm. the way she talks very bold, in your face and with a bit of anger. (she is a 26 year old, white female)
- female young adult
- female teen
"CLOWNS! WE HAD TO DEAL WITH CLOWNS!"
"Boston, i have a crazy hypothetical for you. fair warning, it involves 10 thousand babies"
"im rooting for his wife not satisfying him, i want him to suffer"
Boston is the Chief of police and often give the twins cases, he acts as the straight man of the twins' antics and often gets frustrated because they like to mess with him. i dont know how to describe his voice other than normal, he is the most normal one in this cast. He's the most mature, the "straight man" i guess. (he is a late thirty/early forty year old, African American male)
- male adult
"those few minutes that i tuned you out were the best moments ive had in a long time"
"Gomez, you will get a lot more work dont if you tune them out. And Lanore, stop trying to get my officers to shoot people"
"especially dont do it after preaching racial corruption in my police department for arresting a black girl then tell a police officer to shoot said black girl"
Cherry is also a more down to earth character but she has a more "whatever" attitude compared to Boston's frustration. She is a teenager and she is way more in touch with things than Edgar, Lanore or Boston. Her tone i would say is also normal with but sort of sassy, i guess (she is a 16 year old, african amarican female)
- female teen
"no, like- you dont go to a coffee shop and and order a boring ass coffee like that"
"she must have anorexia of something, she got 15 chocolate muffins and like brownies and she ate all off them on the way here"
"either I die or Boston dies, do you really care"
a soft spoken secretary. nervous and not really sure of everything thats going on. (in her 20s, female)
- female young adult
"whats wrong with clowns"
"i dont think she likes me"
"um Lanore, im just wondering... why are you missing your left arm"
the other secretary at the police station. she has a
"if you ignore them they will go way" when it comes to the twins
- female adult
"Parker, honey, i dont know if your believing what they are saying or if you trying to use logic to their jokes but either way, dont do that"
"i had nothing to do with that, Lanore, i dont know why your yelling at me about it"
"hey dont think too much about it. They arnt bad people they just like to act like they are"
Boston's son. just a normal athletic teenage boy who likes basketball
- male teen
"twenty bucks says i make this half court shot"
"who are these two? and why doesn't she have an arm?"
"how come they get to talk to you like that but i can't"
Cherry's mother, on the surface she is nice but maybe a bit neglectful
- female adult
"Oh, cherry pie! how could you let this happen"
"I'm not mad, just disappointed"
"im sorry, Mr Boston, but i don't tell you how to raise your children"
Cherry's step father. he really doesn't care for Cherry. a running joke in the show is that cherry's mom keeps getting remarried so this character wont last long
- male adult
"oh my god, can this girl do anything right?"
"cherry, who is this disabled girl and why does she think she is part of this conversation"
"hey what the hell do you know about raising a kid, huh? do you know what its like to to work 10 hours a day to find out that this screw up of a kid is failing her classes, got fired from her job, and now is getting arrested for, what, the tenth time now?"
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