Captain America Civil War Fandub (Part 2)

T'Challa: Is this all you wanted? To see them rip each other apart?

Zemo: My father lived outside the city, and I thought we would be safe there. My son was excited. He could see the Iron Man from the car window. I told my wife, "Don't worry. They're fighting in the city. We're miles from harm." And the dust cleared, and the screaming stopped. It took me two days until I found their bodies. My father still holding my wife and son in his arms... And the Avengers? They went home. I knew I couldn't kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But if I could get them to kill each other... I'm sorry about your father. He seemed a good man, with a dutiful son.

T'Challa: Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.

Zemo: Tell that to the dead.

[points gun to head, T'Challa stops him]

T'Challa: The living are not done with you yet.

Zemo: When S.H.I.E.L.D. fell, Black Widow released Hydra files to the public. Millions of pages. Much of it encrypted, not easy to decipher, but... I have experience... and patience. A man can do anything if he has those.

Zemo: An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead... forever.

Steve Rogers: [Cap in Bucky's room, notices Bucky behind him. Turns around] Do you know me?

Bucky Barnes: You're Steve. I read about you at the museum.

Sam Wilson: [via comm] They've set the perimeter.

Steve Rogers: I know you're nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you're lying.

Bucky Barnes: I wasn't in Vienna. I don't do that anymore.

Sam Wilson: [via comm] They're entering the building.

Steve Rogers: Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive.

Bucky Barnes: That's smart. Good strategy.

Sam Wilson: [via comm] They're on the roof. I'm compromised.

Steve Rogers: This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.

Bucky Barnes: It always ends in a fight.

Sam Wilson: [via comm] 5 seconds.

Steve Rogers: YOU pulled me from the river. Why?

Bucky Barnes: I don't know.

Sam Wilson: [via comm] 3 seconds!

Steve Rogers: Yes, you do.

Sam Wilson: [via comm] Breach! Breach! Breach!

[Shots fired into the room]

Steve Rogers: You remember that time we had to ride back from Rockaway Beach in the back of that freezer truck?

Bucky Barnes: [grins] Was that the time you used our train money to buy hotdogs?

Steve Rogers: You blew three bucks trying to win that stuffed bear for a redhead.

Bucky Barnes: What was her name again?

Steve Rogers: Dolores. You called her Dot.

Bucky Barnes: She's gotta be a hundred years old right now...

Steve Rogers: So are we, pal.

Bucky Barnes: What's gonna happen to your friends?

Captain America: Whatever it is... I'll deal with it.

Bucky Barnes: I don't know if I'm worth all this to you.

Captain America: What you did all those years, it wasn't you. You didn't have a choice.

Bucky Barnes: I know... but I did it.

T'Challa: In my culture, death is not the end. It's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into the green veld where... you can run forever.

Natasha Romanoff: That sounds very peaceful.

T'Challa: My father thought so. I am not my father.

Natasha Romanoff: T'Challa, Task Force will decide who brings in Barnes.

T'Challa: Don't bother, Ms. Romanoff. I'll kill him myself.

Hawkeye: I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Clint.

Black Panther: I don't care.

Sam Wilson: So you like cats?

Steve Rogers: Sam...

Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?

Steve Rogers: Your suit. It's vibranium?

T'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

Ant-Man: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.

Iron Man: Who's speaking?

Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Scott Lang: Ca... Captain America...

[shakes Steve's hand vigorously]

Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.

Scott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!

[turns to Wanda]

Scott Lang: Captain America! I know you, too. You're great!

[sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]

Scott Lang: Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me.

[Steve grins]

Scott Lang: [to Sam] Hey, man!

Sam Wilson: What's up, Tic-Tac?

Scott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...

Sam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll...

[chuckles]

Sam Wilson: It'll never happen again.

Steve Rogers: Did he tell you what we're up against?

Scott Lang: Something about some... psycho assassins?

Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.

Scott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?

Scott Lang: [after Giant-Man is defeated and reverted back to normal size] (exhales sharply) Does anybody have any orange slices?

Tony Stark: Got a passport?

Peter Parker: [chuckling] Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.

Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?

Peter Parker: No.

Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.

Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!

Tony Stark: Why?

Peter Parker: I got... homework.

Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?

Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.

Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.

Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"

[webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]

Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!

Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.

Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.

Spider-Man: Okay.

[salutes]

Spider-Man: Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...

Spider-Man: [waves] Hey, everyone.

Tony Stark: Good job.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: Secretary Ross has a Congressional Medal of Honor, which is one more than you have.

Sam Wilson: So let's say we agreed to this thing. How long is it gonna be before they lojack us like a bunch of common criminals?

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: 117 countries wanna sign this. 117, Sam, and you're just like, "Nah, it's cool."

Sam Wilson: How long are you gonna play both sides?

Vision: I have an equation.

Sam Wilson: [sarcastically] Oh, this'll clear it up.

Vision: In the 8 years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, a number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurable rate.

Steve Rogers: Are you saying it's our fault?

Vision: I'm saying there may be a causality. Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict... breeds catastrophe. Oversight... Oversight is not an idea that can be dismissed out of hand.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: Boom!

FedEx Driver: [At the door with a package] Are you 'Tony... Stank'?

Lieutenant James Rhodes: [cracks up] Yes. This is... this is Tony Stank. You're in the right place. Thank you for that!

[to Tony]

Lieutenant James Rhodes: Never dropping that, by the way.

[while walking off]

Lieutenant James Rhodes: Table for one, Mr. Stank. Please by the bathroom.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes: Sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council, it's not S.H.I.E.L.D., it's not Hydra.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Huh. Five years ago, I had a heart attack. I dropped right in the middle of my backswing. Turned out it was the best round of my life because after thirteen hours of surgery and a triple bypass, I have found something forty years in the army had never taught me... perspective. The world owes the Avengers an unpayable debt. You have fought for us, protected us, risked your lives. But while a great many people see you as heroes, there are some who would prefer the word "vigilantes".

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Tell me, Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? 'Cause you can bet if I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton warheads, there'd be consequences.

Natasha Romanoff: And what word would you use, Mr. Secretary?

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: How about "dangerous"? What would you call a group of US based, enhanced individuals who routinely ignore sovereign borders and inflict their will wherever they choose and who, frankly, seem unconcerned with what they leave behind? New York, Washington D.C., Sokovia, Lagos...

Steve Rogers: Okay. That's enough.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: In the past four years, you've operated with unlimited power and no supervision. That's an arrangement the governments of the world can no longer tolerate.

Clint Barton: The futurist is here, gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not.

Clint Barton: [about Stark] You gotta watch your back with this guy!

[pounds the window in a rage]

Clint Barton: There's a chance he's gonna break it!

Hawkeye: I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Clint.

Black Panther: I don't care.