The Grits! (Granny’s Set) // Radio Commerical
Project Overview
We’re creating a humorous, vintage style commercial series and that first one is for a fictional product called Granny Grits Snake Repellent. The ad channels the charm of old school Southern radio and TV spots, full of twang, sass, and grit. Our lead character, Granny Grits, is a no nonsense Southern woman who’s got the ultimate solution to keep snakes far away from your yard.
Requirements:
Strong Southern accent
Good comedic timing
Clean audio (minimal background noise)
Fast turnaround appreciated
Must be comfortable voicing a character with personality and flair
Must have discord
Every line should have 3 takes each
Make sure to do ALL the lines (there is a 4th Line for the narrator and Granny Grits, make sure you don't miss that.)
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- Elderly (adult if unable to do elderly) Southern woman with a strong, bold personality. Authentic Southern drawl (any region, Appalachian, Texan, Deep South, etc.) She’s Tough, sharp witted, proud of her product, with comedic exaggeration.
- english
- female senior
- american (southern)
- female adult
I ain’t scared of nothin’ that slithers, sugar.
(CALM, SORT OF RASPY) Shoulda used my repellent, darlin. Works faster than gossip at church picnics!
(WHISPERING) "Probably scared ‘em off with their cooking." 4th Line : (YELLING) "Don’t wait ‘til one’s in your toilet!"
Smooth Southern gentleman (or lady), like a classic radio host. Who is introducing the product.
- english
- male adult
- american (southern)
- female adult
- female young adult
- male young adult
Snakes, sneaky things, or that creepy fella from down the road, Granny’s spray sends ’em runinn’ like it’s Sunday morning service.
Spray it on your porch, boots, or that cursed patch of grass where weird stuff always happens, poof! No snakes, no sass.
(QUICKLY) "Granny Grit’s Snake Repellent, get it at Bucky’s Bait & Tackle, or online at snakesbegone dot biz, if your Wi-Fi ain’t powered by raccoons." 4th Line : "(ENTHUSIASTIC SOUTHERN DRAWL) Born in a mason jar, raised in the holler, and ready to whoop a reptile, Granny Grit’s Snake Repellent!"
Middle aged or young adult, Southern accent, impressed and relieved tone. They are sincere, casual, relatable , they’re the average yard owner who gave it a try and loved the results. NOTE: If you are auditioning as male, say ex wife, and if you are auditioning as female, say ex husband.
- english
- female adult
- american (southern)
- female young adult
- male adult
- male young adult
(PANICKED) Granny Grit! There’s a dang snake in my porch swing again!!
(IN AWE) Well butter my biscuits, it actually works!
I even sprayed it on my ex-husband's/wife front yard. Not a snake in sight!
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