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I think I just blew my bar mitzvah money on a winter green TicTac.
You look like... Keanu Reeves...
You know that you are my faaaavorite person.
Go with what you think he sounds like!
There's never been a better time to be a looooser! So, own it! Why spend time trying to be cool when you can be-...
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO COOL!
Magic the Gathering card he gave me for the birthday no one else remembered... Burn it. Ticket stub from our first concert. ... Weird Al. Super burn it.
Go with what you think she sounds like!
Wait- But... That's illegal.
[Make Christine-esque weird noises.]
I think someone wrote 'BOYF' on your backpack?
Go with what you think he sounds like!
You could be, if you weren't so hunched over scared all the time. The only thing more pathetic is the way you're sneaking off to a stall to get away from me.
Jeremy, this is awesome! I mean, I coulda used the money. Things are kinda rough at home, if you know what I'm sayin'...
SERIOUSLY! WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED!?
Go with what you think he sounds like!
I shouldn’t say. (Beat.) But it’s a good thing I rock at pool.
Cool... Can I say something stupid? When I saw you die in the play last year... That was like the saddest I’d felt in a long time. It was like everything in my life, all the pressure I feel to be the best, at everything, all the time... Suddenly felt so small. And then, when you got up at the end for your victory dance...
Jeremy, I know you’re not having sex on my parent’s bed, because if you were, I’d have to rip your balls off!
Now fair Hippolyta, our nupital hour draws aspace... Bring me Patient Zero!
Hello! Other people have to pee! ... Take your time, honey.
I make it my business to know everyone's business. But does anyone ever want to know mine?
Go with what you think she sounds like!
So Jenna Rolan said Madeline was all, “I’ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool.” And then she lost at pool. Deliberately!
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be, for attention.
He’s not gross, Brooke. (Beat.) Friends. I’m so glad. Because, real talk, I would hate for you to think that the reason Jake’s not here...is he’s already bored of you. (beat) Bye!
My boyfriend cheated on me too. Ex-boyfriend. So...I know how you feel.
Doctor, why is her cheek so pale? How chance the roses there fade so fast?
Oh my god, you don’t know! Eminem’s dead! (beat) I mean, I was never into him because he was like super old and kinda mean to women, but I know you liked him so...
Go with what you feel they feel like!
Accessing: neural memory. Accessing: muscle memory. Access procedure: complete. Jeremy Heere... Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.... Your SQUIP.
A shared negative opinion is the fastest social bond. You want someone to like you...hate who they hate.
You can’t lie to me, Jeremy. I’m inside your brain. We’re going to devise a system. I tally every time you think about sex, and that’s how many push-ups you do. If this morning is an indicative sample, you’ll have pecs in no time.
Go with what you think he sounds like!
We’re all men in this house. Pretend we’re in the army.
Is that a girl? Are you in here with a girl? Oh. Hi Michael.
He can be a little shit sometimes. We both know that. But that’s no excuse to sit around burning incense while he turns himself into a monster!
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