I shouldn’t say. (Beat.) But it’s a good thing I rock at pool.

Cool... Can I say something stupid? When I saw you die in the play last year... That was like the saddest I’d felt in a long time. It was like everything in my life, all the pressure I feel to be the best, at everything, all the time... Suddenly felt so small. And then, when you got up at the end for your victory dance...

Jeremy, I know you’re not having sex on my parent’s bed, because if you were, I’d have to rip your balls off!