BattleToads Thread Reenactment
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Alright, this is gonna be a quick, fun project that I hope everyone can enjoy.
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A perfect impression isn't necessary, but something really close would be great.
"Gold and Silver"
"You gotta be fucking kidding me."
"Fucking really, man? You must be giving that to a guy."
"Hey, so I'm looking for BattleToads."
(feigning genuine enthusiasm) "Hey man, I'm really into antiques. You got any BattleToads?"
(Southern, Texas accent) "Hello, I'm calling from Texas, and I'm interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring."
"Hey, do you guys have any signed copies of BattleToads?"
"Hey, I was wondering if you have a Wii Mat."
"Hello, I'm looking for a really old sword. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly."
"What's a battletoad? Those sound cool, I'll take one."
"I'm a book dealer. You got any antiques?"
(seemingly breaking the mic) "BATTLETOADS!"
"Hi, I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend."
"Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique handgun."
Official, deep, professional, hint of a southern accent.
"Hello, this is the Las Vegas police department. My name is Officer Peterson."
"I'm looking for 'Harry Potter and the Order of the BattleToad'"
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