Batman vs Darth Vader Rap Battle

I'm the Batman, bitch, you think you can handle what I have in store?

I'm a beloved superhero while you're just a merchandise whore.

You’re uglier than Two-Face, you look like a huge smoker.

With movies so bad, you're more of a clown than the Joker.

You tried to kill your own children and you murdered your own spouse

And nowadays all you do is just bow down to Mickey Mouse.

The Dark Knight Rises over you, we aren't even equals.

At least my fanbase doesn’t whine about my Prequels and Sequels.

And while yes, it's true, there's a song that talks about how I stink.

At least my series didn't create that abomination  Jar Jar Binks.

This battle is over, it's plain to see.

I don't need to finish you off because Disney did that for me!

You're one to talk about bad movies, does Batman Forever ring a bell?

And unlike you, at least I don't have a Christmas song dedicated to my smell.

Use your gadgets all you want, my lightsaber can cut right through

You have no powers, even Aquaman is more useful than you.

All your hero friends outclass you, it isn’t even funny

And while I do bow down to Mickey Mouse, at least I don't bootlick Bugs Bunny.

Call me the Death Star, because I'll blow your ass up.

I'll Force Choke this parentless millionaire until he goes bankrupt.

You think you're so smart trying to give me that "intellectual" perspective?

Don't you realize you're just a furry that's pretending to be a detective?

The Empire Strikes Back, bitch, call me the Bane of your existence.

You're just mad that Disney is beyond Warner Brother's distance!