Bakamonogatari (Bakemonogatari Abridged)
Project Overview
Bakamonogatari is the first part of me and another friend's long running project to abridge the Monogatari Series. We have scripted forthe first 2 episodes alerady and will be approaching the series at our own pace. We have some roles covered already and other roles will be added as they become needed. Please only audition if you're comfortable with vulgar and crude humor as well as the regular occurance of embarassing dialogue and if you're going to be able to commit to the whole series. But first and for most come in with the intention to have a good time, we won't tolerate needless conflict and animosity.
Main requirment is that you need skype. Other than that clean audio with no background noise.
If you'd like an example of what kind of stupidity we'll be making, go here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPJbAdmwxNFx4jbfc88T-BA
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Hanekawa is the model of an exemplary student. Very intelligent, kind, and thoughtful. Almost motherly even. On top of all that she's overly humble and completely selfless. A soft gentle voice with comforting qualities. Inquisitive by nature and always happy to talk to you.
Here's an example of her original dialogue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1OVvOuubjc
It's unlike you to be interested in someone else. Did you finally get tired of my underwear that you insist you insist on keeping as a family heirloom?
I don't know everything. I just know what I know.
I go out for a nice sunday walk and what do I see? None other than you, brawling with an elementary schooler without any sign of reservation.
The main character's youngest sister. An extremely feminine appearence that belies her true nature. In reality she's even more violent than the other sister and nothing short of tempermental. She's high energy with a much cuter tone most of the time, but her emotional range as well as hervariance in energy are highly dynamic. She won't have much of a role till later this year at which point she will become more prevelent.
Here's an example of her original dialogue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-sbyvgko
Come on nii chan, wake up! Everyone else has already eaten breakfast!
Big brothers who go back to sleep after being woken up by his sisters deserve to die.
Senjougahara is a very quiet and sickly girl, at first glance at least. She's a high school student afflicted by a strange onset of weightlessness. She keeps to herself to hide this secret and will go to any length to make sure it stay a secret. She speaks at a low volume yet she's incredibly assertive. Calm, cool confident and without mercy. She rarely shows much trace of any emotion. Truly sadistic at her core, watching you struggle is her idea of a good time. Here's a few examples of her original dialogue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9vYVAJxWc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_mtIYV0iqo
A coward like you can run home with his tail between his legs and spend the night playing lonely games with a taser.
What do I need to do to protect myself? What kind of deal do we need to cut in order to staple your mouth shut?
I was under the impression that it was a commonly used phrase. For instance you'd describe my chracter type as a tsundere, right?
The main character's younger sister. Extremely athletic, a martial arts expert, and incredly high engery. Still a child at heart she has high energy voice the convey's great enthusiam over every little thing she does. She won't have much of a role till later on this year, at which point she will become much more prevelent. Here is an example of her original dialogue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmPNaczyDU
Oi, nii chan you need to wake up! You'll be late to school again!
You know, this is exactly why you'll never grow up!