B E A R S (The Berenstain Bears '85 Abridged)

Project Overview

This is a non-profit fan-based parody. The Berenstain Bears Show(1985) was created by Stan and Jan Berenstain, Joe Cates Co Inc, Hanna-Barbera Australia and Southern Star Productions, and is owned and distributed by Nelvana Enterprises Inc, Please support the official release.

B E A R S

Summary: "B E A R S" is a two-part one-shot, abridging the 1985 Berenstain Bears cartoon with sarcasm and a hint of absurdity.

Genre: Comedy, Abridged, Parody

Writer, Director, Editor: Owen A.

Episodes: 1(two-parter)

Required: Voice Actors

Audition Deadline: 1-31-19

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  • BG voices

    So, apparently, a lot of people have done great work as the background voices. So, I could probably put multiple interpretations together in the mix.
  • Audition Extension

    Thanks for auditioning, everyone! Due to how well the casting call's been going throughout January, I decided to set the deadline to the end of Febuary to better suit a variety of options. Best of luck!
  • Casting Difficulties

    I swear, every new audition that comes in for Brother makes it harder to choose who I want to play him. I just have so many good options!
  • Script Distribution

    To the actors who get chosen for the roles, the full scripts will be sent to you via Email or Discord. Part one has a finished script, though part two still needs to have it's writing underway.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Brother Bear
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:

Brother plays a more genuine voice of reason than Sister, though sometimes not by much. While Sister gives snide remarks or complains about questionable or non-existent logic in a situation, Brother can be one to offer perspective from a more positive, curious or logical outlook. Sometimes, because of their clashing ideals and personalities, Brother could even play a Silent Bob-type in a situation due to Sister simply not wanting to hear it.

Voice: A more youthful teen voice, akin to a 14-year-old boy.

  • (curious) Papa, why do you want to catch Jake so bad? He's just a catfish.

  • (neutral, acting as a voice of reason) I'd hate to spoil the fun, but how is this keeping the lake clean?

  • (playing hide-and-seek, calling out to Sister) OK, nothing's going to stop me; not even your face!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sister Bear
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Sister is sarcastic and a bit mean-spirited. In a situation, she will make sarcastic quips or complaints about how it "makes no sense". While a logical sort, her reasoning often either serves as a source of, or takes a backseat to, her snide remarks. Her only genuine remarks are the "best of a bad situation" sort, such as in one of the example lines above.

Voice: An older, often deadpan voice.

  • (pleased) It's your best catch yet, though. Last time, all you found was a used condom!

  • (confused) ...Am I the only one who feels like we missed something?

  • ...Can I go on a rant about how nothing today made sense now?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Papa Bear
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: MrJustice

Papa is a doofy, stupid idiot of a father. But at the same time, not as stupid as your standard "dimwitted dad". He has building expertise and a mild sense of awareness to some of the stupidity of the world around him, just nowhere near as much as Brother or Sister.

Voice: A voice akin to Brian Cummings' original performance; a well-intentioned yet sometimes misinformed father figure.

  • (a bit confused) So, what up with them?

  • (excited)  Exactly! A catfish is just a cat and a fish's mutated love child, so they have twice as much protien as a normal fish!

  • (irritated) Don't remind me. Why do we still fish here? It's a trash hole!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mama Bear
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: MarcusShawVA

Sometimes Mama's kind and caring. But other times, and as is often the case, not so much. Generally, she's indifferent, irritable and sometimes prone to taking extreme measures.

Voice: A stereotypical Jewish mother voice.

  • (disbelief) I don't know; their games get harder to keep track of everyday. Besides, I'm busy pretending to wash the dishes.

  • (irritated) ...Papa, don't you and the cubs have a fishing trip today?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Actual Factual
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: MrJustice

How much does Actual Factual know? Not as much as he seems to. Despite managing a laboratory and having piloted a hot-air balloon, he's something of a pseudo-intellectual. He knows less than he thinks, yet more than a pseudo-intellectual usually does.

Voice: An over-confident, somewhat pompous Britishman.

  • (determined) Doesn't matter; we'll stop this senseless pollution, or my name isn't Actual Factual!

  • (irritated) Well what do you expect? We're bears! We live in trees! You have NO idea how hard it is to install working PLUMBING in this neck of the woods!

  • (inspired) Wait, wait! I think I have an idea!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake the Giant Catfish
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: TheHero

Jake is an abrasive, oddly religious catfish. ...That's kinda all you need to know.

Voice: A Yosemite Sam-esque Southern drawl.

  • *coughing and hacking* Because people are assholes, that's why! Everyone keeps filling the lake with shit!

  • (angry) I'll tell you who doesn't: Jesus Christ! (adlib vaguely Christian-sounding ranting. The more off-the-rails, the better!)

  • (casual) Well, I HAVE been saving a pirate ship. ... Yeah, it's full of old treasure.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Background Characters
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Background characters serving no purpose other than to fill a scene.

Voice: Literally whoever you want.

  • (confused) Who's idea was it to make an old pirate ship a museum?

  • (bored) Probably that Actual Factual nutcase. What is that guy doing with his life?

  • (adlib some response to Line 1)

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