B E A R S (The Berenstain Bears '85 Abridged)
Michelangelo101 for Jake the Giant Catfish
Jake is an abrasive, oddly religious catfish. ...That's kinda all you need to know.
Voice: A Yosemite Sam-esque Southern drawl.
*coughing and hacking* Because people are assholes, that's why! Everyone keeps filling the lake with shit!
(angry) I'll tell you who doesn't: Jesus Christ! (adlib vaguely Christian-sounding ranting. The more off-the-rails, the better!)
(casual) Well, I HAVE been saving a pirate ship. ... Yeah, it's full of old treasure.
While I do find your take on Jake funny enough, it's a bit too gruff and at points, hard to understand. I'm sorry; I ultimately don't think I'll cast you in this role. But if it's any consolation, there are other roles free for the taking that you could be excellent in.
it's fine, thank you for the opportunity to audition
Thank you for auditioning!