Abridged Guardian Sailor Moon
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I wan't one! Now Jadiete! GO!
I don't care about the little bitch, we will win no matter WHAT!
Thank you, Jadiete!
I want him to have a REALLY WEIRD LOW VOICE..
Hey, listen, Luna.. I kinda have feelings f- (Luna scratches him before he could finish)
Mina! Over here, quick!
No more OJ for you..
I-I know.. B-But.. I wanted It to be perfect! K!
Chibi Usa.. Im sorry.. But I have to go.. I know this Is sad for you.. But I HAVE to watch my Mum and Dad fuck..
Usagi! Get your fattass down here ITS PAST EIGHT!
I tried to get you up 50 million times Usagi, each time you said"Fuck yourself!"
WITH GRADES LIKE THESE! LIVE AT THE ZOO..!
The gorgeous Sailor Mars Is very cute. But In this abridged she Is acting just how she Is in the normal show, but different better swear words, and hates being a guardian BUT has TO!
Yes, not now. Im doing my yogo skills sitting In absulote silence and I dont need to hear you crunching your ass on tacos while I do It. So go.
I am Sailor Mars. In the name of Mars I'll burn you alive!
Kickass fire wave..!
He has a really agressive voice.
I will remember you.. Sailor Moon..
Yeah. We seem to both like Tacos.
Don't stop! Keep kicking ass sailor moon! You can DO IT!
Why are you kicking my babes ass? Get a life, this Isn't right! Now do It, Sailor Moon!
Yes, Queen Beryl.
Electronics. Yes, my Queen. I will find alot for you, also defeating sailor moon!
Yes Honey! It's a family tradition to eat ra fish on thanksgiving!
Yes, dear. But only If you get better FUCKING GRADES!
A even stupider sounding voice then In the show. XD
Ya.. Usagi.. You should..
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (Maniac laugh)
USAGI! NO MORE TACOS BEFORE BEDTIME...!
Just what do you think you're doing LITTLE BRAT!
Chibi Usa Is a child In Sailor Moon! In my Abridged Series she Is a badass ChibiUsa.
I don't give a shit Usagi! You act young! I act older and wiser poobrain!
Pink Sugar Fart Attack..!
I am ChibiMoon! And I will kick your ass! Shut up Usagi, I can say POTTY WORDS!
 Rules:Â
No rasism Â
Of course you have to be funny! (If  you are not leave this audition NOW!)
thats all the rules, CUZ this Is an ABRIDGED BRUH!
Hello my name Is ______, I would like to be an Abridged Writer of Sailor Moon. I am able to work on this Anime, _________, (Days your able to work) And I agree to the rules! Thank you very much, I am happy auditioning!
Your sense of humor. (I would REALLY like to know.)
Luna, In my abridged series, Is a MAJOR control freak. And has to you have everything right! And makes Usagi do everything at the right time.
Listen, Usagi. I brought you this thing to turn Into an Abridged Guardian!
Fuck that! Usagi you gotta fight! Find the others and save the day!
You have to find your allies and a princess. Not goof around, read Mangas, and EAT TACOS..! (When she says eat tacos Usagi's eating one)
She Is VERY babyiesh and OBSESSED with FOOD AND MANGA in my Abridged Guardian Sailor Moon.
I dunno.. Sigh.. I just want to eat tacos while reading my Manga..
I am the Abridged Guardian who fights for Manga, and for Tacos! I am Sailor Moon!
And now.. In the name of the Moon.. I'll punish you!
She Is the brains of the group! Ami Mizuno! I want her to sound like Umino but a girl versoin. I really want this Abridged Guardian series to be funny. XD (AND IT WILL BE!)
Usagi, stop staring at the computer and eating tacos and GET OVER HERE!
I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself In water and drown!
Mercury.. Shit.. Bubbles..!
Jadiete failed his ass off, but I won't Queen Beryl.. Allow me..
Rules:
No racism.
Of course you have to have funny ideas! (If you are not leave this audition NOW!)
thats the only rules, cuz THIS IS AN ABRIDGED DUDE.
Hello, my name Is _______, I would like to be an abridged writer for Sailor Moon. I am able to work on this anime ____________, (Times you can work) And I agree to the rules! Thank you very much, and I am happy auditioning!
What's your sense of humor? (Tell me)
I would love If her voice sounded just the same as the Viz Media version, but please do make her sound silly during attacks and stuff,
Yes, but I don't give a shit. He'll probably like me more Usagi,
I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll strike you with lighting so much, you'll die!
On behalf of Jupiter I call opon thunder and lightning to kill this evil ass! Supreme.. Shitwhoop..!
Mina Is going to be boy crazy In this, she thinks every hot boy will fall for her. XD
Thanks Usagi, but next time dont be getting In to those Manga's while were fighting.. Thats how we DIE Usagi..
I am Sailor Venus! I will save this planet with batting my eyes to make boys fall for me!
Venus.. Cupids.. Chain..!
Yeah, my Mom has been acting like a pshyco but she opened a huge sale at her jewelry store!
Hay Usagi!
Stupid Usagi. I want a sister who can actually do something In her shit life.
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