N7 Chronicles: A Mass Effect Machinima
Project Overview
[Re-opened a role for one more FEMALE SHEPARD]
We are currently casting voice actors that can perform character voices from the Mass Effect Universe. We are a non-profit and this studio exists purely as a creative outlet and as a means of garnering experience for those of us out there looking to build our resumes. Any funding we receive on future video content, will be shared equally between the team that worked on them. If you're interested, we would love to welcome you aboard, and to help pave your way for a future in creative media.
About this series... It's a series of sketches. Short videos, specifically. Also, if you're not seeing a character here, it's probably because we already have that role filled. :)
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An example of the kind of videos you'd be a part of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsm70byScQM
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Reference for Wrex: https://youtu.be/9Q9acaCQAlU?t=35
If you can do Wrex's voice, you can most likely do Grunt's as well. Grunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDmSY_58b00
It's the females, Shepard. Now that they're fertile again.... Ugh... I haven't slept in... I don't know how long.
Our females don't lack for spirit. For males, a good show of force usually sorts things out. But women like to talk about it... then, think about it... [sighs]
Damn it, out of all of the Turians out there, I had to make friends with one who thinks he's funny.
Reference for Garrus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVWys02wfXM
Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar.
Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
If you were a Turian, I'd be complimenting your waist or your fringe. So... your, uh, hair looks good. And your waist is... very supportive.
Male Shepard reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4_Mpa0WyY
Female Shepard reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6sqiamV1I
The defining characteristic of organic life is that we think for ourselves and make our own choices.
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?
This ship is going down in flames, I've got the only way out. I'm offering to take you with me. And you're arguing.
Reference for Jack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gLlLOyMw_k
I get feelings. I don't need proof. I did the smart thing... I always do the smart thing if people fuck with me. That's probably something you should remember.
Damn, are you as turned on right now as I am?
He was already dead. He just didn't know it. Now, what the hell do you want?
Reference for Kaidan: https://youtu.be/KZZ9BVjZQhw?t=5648
When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am.
People near death say their lives flash before their eyes. Well, the future flashed for me.
Uh, sure. We have beef, we have bacon, we have beer. The foods of my people. Wish me luck.
Reference for Thane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEnvzamLSSY
I should warn you that you may not want your final memories of me to be in this hospital. Kepral Syndrome is... not kind.
Not every action performed by my body is a result of conscious choices. I take responsibility for those that are.
I confess I've come to care for you. Perhaps I'm being foolish. We are very different.
Reference for Mordin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfeRxRanEI
Enjoy yourself while possible, Shepard. Will be here, studying cell reproduction. Much simpler. Less alcohol and mood music required.
Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant.
Encouragement irrelevant...will always be scientists willing to perform unethical tests... can’t change that.
Reference for Javik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZbt_1MlJY
Before the war, we cultivated species who showed potential. Eventually, you would have been offered a "choice" to join the empire.
In our cycle, we would remove their limbs one by one and offer them a choice: eat their own flesh or starve.
Your "Joker" pilot insists I call myself "Prothy the Prothean." I insisted he allow me to throw him out the airlock.
Reference for Joker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214TlZlC5eY
Why is it always claws and guns? Why can't we go to war with a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous but fuzzy.
You know what pisses me off? Calling this the cockpit. Alliance ships have bridges. Asari have cockpits. Oh wait, no they don't.
You know, Commander, I'm not real broken up that Wrex isn't coming. I'm good with your current amount of head-butting. I'd say we're at head-butting capacity.
Reference for Ashley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U91ZkhlOU
I'm just saying, we've been through a lot. I have to know, are we... going somewhere?
I'm not a word person, Shepard. Other people say what I mean better than I do. We're mutineers, sailing a stolen warship into the most hostile system in the galaxy.
No. I see a strong passionate man, with a great ass.
Why you no love me? ***GO CRAZY WITH NOISES HERE***
Infiltrator good for devices. Or Engineer with drone or decoy. Or me because me no die!
Me kill with claws. Claws good!
This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions.
This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate.
Enkindle this!
Maybe we should talk about hazard pay next time Shepard walks us into certain death. That's about twice a day, best I can figure.
Shepard! I was just waxing goddamn nostalgic! Want to hear about an old mission?
Hey, don’t touch. That rifle’s older than you are. I call her Jessie, that’s my lucky charm.
Female Shepard reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6sqiamV1I
The defining characteristic of organic life is that we think for ourselves and make our own choices.
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?
This ship is going down in flames, I've got the only way out. I'm offering to take you with me. And you're arguing.
Tentatively excited. Welcome, human. What can I get for you?
With barely contained terror. You drive a hard bargain, human.
Politely. Continuing to ask will not cause me to suddenly know.