A Dire Situation By Damien Darkside [NSFW] [Clopfic]

Total silence took hold of the room. Everypony’s eyes were fixated on you, mouths agape and ears perked up. It was as if time itself stopped moving.

After a few seconds, all of the ponies in the room slowly turned towards their princess to hear her response. There were a lot of ponies as well.

Celestia asked calmly.

“I assume by ‘stick it in my butt’, you are implying that you must ‘park it in my back door’ or you will surely perish?

“Right, so obviously you are going to explain yourself right now. This should be way more interesting than Day Court.”

“Yes, I figured my former student would have some part in this. Please tell me the full story.”

“H-how DARE you make a mockery of this royal court! I’ll have you sent to the dungeo-”

“She is off with Trixie to Las Pegasus for a few shows. I figured it would be good for her to help Trixie out with her career and keep her in check.

“No, most sources say that she despised all demons and would banish them back to Tartarus whenever she could.”

“I need you, I have something so amazing and interesting. You won’t believe it!

“It’s Twilight Sparkle. She would never tolerate a small mess like that in a library. She used to be a librarian until Tirek blew it up.”

“After Twilight had the scroll, the rest was on you. Great job finding out he had a thing for her butt, then again half of Equestria does.

“Well, I’ll think of it. I’m headed home. Talk to you later Boyd.”

“Well it all started this morning, I was sitting down reading a book…”

“So Spike was asking too many questions on why Trixie’s wagon was rocking at two in the morning?”

“Twilight you fucking summoned an Incubus!”

“Ah! One who knows of our kind. Feel free to call me Mr. Boyd. Tell me, what is it that you desire?

“Ah the old ways! Those were fun times. No foolish mortal, we do things differently now. I already know what you want.”

“Oh her? She is staying here so you don’t tell anyone about me. Also, she needs to tell me about her desires too…”