Martin
Martin
@whats_wrong_with_my_pantsChaos-fuelled creator with range for days
Hey, I’m Martin — a voice actor, writer, artist, and full-on creative gremlin.
I love bringing characters to life, whether it’s soft and emotional, loud and unhinged, or somewhere deliciously in-between. I mess around with scripts, lyrics, stories, and pretty much anything that lets me build a world or break one apart.
I’m always down for projects with personality — horror, fantasy, chaotic comedy, dramatic arcs, whatever you’ve got cooking. If you’re looking for someone who throws their whole soul (and sometimes vocal cords) into a role, I’m your guy.
Let’s make something wild.
ART
Sketch: £5–£10
Lineart: £10–£20
Full Colour: £20–£40
Full Illustration: £40–£80+ (depends on detail)
MUSIC
Short Theme/Jingle (10–30s): £10–£20
Full Track (1–3 mins): £25–£60
Complex/Layered Track: £60–£120+
WRITING
Short Script (1–3 mins): £5–£12
Full Scene (3–10 mins): £12–£30
Story/Lore Writing: £0.02–£0.04 per word
Song Lyrics: £8–£20
SFX
Basic SFX
(simple sounds): £3–£8 each
Complex SFX (magic, gore, ambience, foley): £8–£20 each
SFX Pack (5–10 sounds): £20–£40
• Projects with personality — horror, fantasy, action, comedy, anything with strong vibes
• Voice acting roles with emotion, chaos, or character range
• Art, writing, or music commissions that let me create something unique
• Teams who communicate clearly and actually care about their project
• Long-term collaborations or one-off gigs — I’m flexible
• Creators who want someone reliable, fast, and easy to work with