Well, if your vomit on my backside is the worst thing I have to endure this day, it will be a good day indeed.

I shall not insult your intelligence by going into the details of why you'd seem to gain favor no matter what happens here. Provided you survive, of course.

And here I was going to chastise you for taking advantage of my chivalry and having me carry you about. (pause) Here, drink this now. It is going to dull your pain, but also your mind.