RE FNAF Musical Parody! (-No Animatronics needed)
wlachen for Security Guard
A grumpy guy, has little tolerance for kids and gets about 0 hours of sleep a night. You can probably guess why. Knows exactly what the animatronics are capable of, and as much as he is sick of these brats defying him at every turn, he still doesn't want them dead. He still has some compassion left in that shrivelled heart of his. Not a murderer, not Phone Guy, not Purple Guy. Just a regular security guard who has had to deal with these monsters for a very long time.
Have fun with his spoken parts, but try to keep them in time with the breaks in the song! I'll release a temp track everyone proves to be confused about the timing, and/or correct the final voice actors when they're chosen.
(Spoken)
Hey kid! Put that down! Scram, all of you! Stop staring at me, get lost!
(Singing)
Then you give me no choice.
This is not where kids play!
I could tell you some ghost stories
To make your
Hair curl
Now run off like good children
And you know what, little girl?
If you stayed here
You'd get a fright
Cause these puppets
Get hungry at night
Now find your parents
And go eat
These monsters here
You don't want to meet
(Spoken)
The thanks I get for this terrible job... hey! Go on, get!
(Yelling, get far away from your mic if you can! Authenticityyy)
Hey!
(Singing)
What are you doing!?
You kids don't know
the danger you're in!
Turn back now and
I'll be a bit nicer!
(Spoken, feel free to improvise along these lines, follow them as you like)
You three, out of the- put those down! I'm warning you, pass those keys over and we'll walk out of this here little storeroom, and nobody will get hurt. I'm not chasing you around this table, got it? Get here!
(Any more improv and yells for banging on the door, drop them here)Also add in some improv for when you're banging on the door/chasing the kids around the storage room - my lines may not be adequate enough for your own timing, I just need you to be able to talk your way through the end of the track convincingly.
Don't forget to be grumpy!
Your 'banging on the door' improv had me in stitches - good job! Could I suggest less spinning in your chair when you're recording? It'll help for future auditions. :P
Thank you very much for the feedback! Fairly new to voice acting but I have been an actor/singer most of my life. Thank you!