RE FNAF Musical Parody! (-No Animatronics needed)

Project Overview

EDIT: I want to push for paid projects on this site, but I'm going to start small - I am a student myself, after all :P This will also mean I'm pushing for quality. I'm paying you to be good at voice acting! Please do your best! Which mostly means cleaning your audio up before sending it in me. You will also need a PayPal that I can use to send this through to you after the completion of the project.

Temp Track added above, for clarity. If you send in a scream for the children's parts at the end of the video, please give us all some warning!
TEMP TRACK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5P6z9qONBQ
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Hello fellow Encounterers and FNAF fans!

This project is not a joke, although I have set memes for each of the audition pictures. I didn't want to use photos of 'real people', thanks to copyright and privacy policies here there and everywhere, so I was stumped for pictorial inspiration!

I'm Granger, a friend to the musical channel RandomEncounters (RE) who recently did a musical featuring Markiplier about Five Nights At Freddy's. I rewrote the lyrics at the suggestion of another fan (She will be voicing Chicka), and will be cobbling the music and lyrics together to present to RE hopefully by March! I have changed the deadline date, due to the rate of auditions I have here.

(-IMPORTANT- I do not need animatronic voices. But feel free to try the other available characters.) :D

I will be voicing the youngest child, KID #1.
I will also have a TEMP TRACK up soon, in an attempt to get more auditions. It's a little unfair of me to expect you to be able to sing along, with the changes I've made, so I'll have something clearer and less distracting up within a week. +Rep to those who already managed to audition without it, that was brave!


The lyrics (listed below) were written against the timing of the original song (see the the video linked), so if you could record without accompaniment for your audition, that would be great! Some of the musical interludes and breaks will be changed in the final song, I will warn you if I need you to change anything about the delivery of your lines if you are selected. Thank you! Have fun auditioning! I don't need professional singing, but quality audio and an energetic style would be lovely, thank you.




BONNIE: Hello!
FOXY: Hello! (CHICKA: Hello!)

FREDDY:
Hi I'm Freddy
Pleasure to meet you
I'm here to give you lots of hugs
Bonnie, Foxy, Chicka and I are
Ready to give you lots of love~ (KID 1: Wow, what creepy puppets!/KID 2: They're robots, doofus./KID 3: Mummy I'm hungry...)

MUM:
Freddy's pizza's
a little expensive
What do they put in it,
Golden meat?
DAD:
Off you go kids,
Off to have fun.
Don't you break anything and
Don't you dare run.

KIDS:
We'll try to find a table
In front of
The show.

I wanna see the robots!
Then let's try the first row!

This is lame
the seats are full!
Let's try behind stage.

(Whoa that looks cool!)
What's this robot
Doing down here?

Its eyeball is missing!
And so are some gears!

(KIDS, spoken: We could try to find them..?// Is this one?//)
(SECURITY GUARD, spoken: Hey kid! Put that down! Scram, all of you! Stop staring at me, get lost!)

KIDS:
You should calm down sir.
Use your inside voice!

We're going nowhere!

GUARD:
Then you give me no choice.
KIDS:
Whatcha gonna do now,
Scare us away?

GUARD:
This is not where kids play!

I could tell you some ghost stories
To make your
Hair curl
Now run off like good children
And you know what, little girl?
If you stayed here
You'd get a fright
Cause these puppets
Get hungry at night
Now find your parents
And go eat
These monsters here
You don't want to meet

(KIDS: Fine, we're out of here!See you later, loser!)
(GUARD: The thanks I get for this terrible job... hey! Go on, get!) (KIDS laughing)
(MUM: Where have you been? DAD: The pizza's getting cold!)

KIDS:
I want to go back in...

The guard just kicked us out.
We can try again
When we're sure he's not about...

MUM:
Come on kids, stop whispering
DAD:
You can play again once you're done
MUM:
Make sure you don't run or get hurt
DAD:
Those 'bots must weigh a tonne...(FREDDY, far-off: Hey!)

KIDS:
We'll wait til they're not looking
Then hide in
The Cove

Is Foxy really a pirate?

Maybe we'll find a treasure trove! (Curtains are flung aside)

(KIDS:That's not how you use that word.
How do you know?
I'm 11. I know everything.
)
FOXY (strong scottish/irish accent):
You may be right li'l boy. Butcha don' listen.

(-Music cuts. Silence. Slow, heavy breathing and slight metallic sounds between the KIDs' chatter)
(KIDS: Did you say that?No.Where's the guard?Alright, let's go.) (Curtains are flung aside again)
(Spy music plays as they make their way through the crowds, then the GUARD spots them!)
(KIDS: Did he see us?No, keep going. Oh no!RUN!)
(GUARD: Hey!)
(-Music comes back)

GUARD:
What are you doing!
KIDS:
Running away sir!

GUARD:
You kids don't know
the danger you're in!
Turn back now and
I'll be a bit nicer!
KIDS:
Quick, this room!
We'll lock him in!


(GUARD, spoken in a panic, trying to keep the situation calm as he knows the kids will get hurt if they succeed in locking him in:)
You three, out of the- put those down! I'm warning you, pass those keys over and we'll walk out of this here little storeroom, and nobody will get hurt. I'm not chasing you around this table, got it? Get here!

(KIDS: Now!)

(Lots of footsteps around the table, and suddenly the guard is on the wrong side of the room.) (A door slams and a key turns in the lock. The GUARD hammers on the door, shouting in a muffled way, and the KIDS high-five, unaware of the monster looming behind them.)


(KIDS: Take that, you monster!That'll teach you for bossing us around!)


(FREDDY: Oooh, look at that.

BONNIE: Three little souls.

CHICKA: Three little brains.

FOXY: Ready to see the inside of an articulate animatronic, little ones?)


(The KIDS scream and the music stops, ending with FREDDY's laugh fading into the distance)

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
KID #3
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: pinky0001

The eldest child. Bossy know-it-all, generally leading all of them around the restaurant into danger.

  • (Spoken)
    Mummy I'm hungry..

    (Singing)
    Then let's try the first row!

    Let's try behind stage.

    What's this robot
    Doing down here?

    (Spoken)
    Is this one?

    (Singing)
    We're going nowhere!

    Whatcha gonna do now,
    Scare us away?

    (Spoken)
    See you later, loser!

    (Singing)
    We can try again
    When we're sure he's not about...

    We'll wait til they're not looking
    Then hide in
    The Cove


    (Spoken)
    That's not how you use that word.

    I'm 11. I know everything.

    Did you say that?

    Alright, let's go.

    RUN!

    Running away sir!

    That'll teach you for bossing us around!

    (Yell)
    Now!

  • Give us a childish scream, for the end of the video, as well as some laughter!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Security Guard
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: sunwukong

A grumpy guy, has little tolerance for kids and gets about 0 hours of sleep a night. You can probably guess why. Knows exactly what the animatronics are capable of, and as much as he is sick of these brats defying him at every turn, he still doesn't want them dead. He still has some compassion left in that shrivelled heart of his. Not a murderer, not Phone Guy, not Purple Guy. Just a regular security guard who has had to deal with these monsters for a very long time.

Have fun with his spoken parts, but try to keep them in time with the breaks in the song! I'll release a temp track everyone proves to be confused about the timing, and/or correct the final voice actors when they're chosen.

  • (Spoken)
    Hey kid! Put that down! Scram, all of you! Stop staring at me, get lost!

    (Singing)
    Then you give me no choice.

    This is not where kids play!

    I could tell you some ghost stories
    To make your
    Hair curl
    Now run off like good children
    And you know what, little girl?
    If you stayed here
    You'd get a fright
    Cause these puppets
    Get hungry at night
    Now find your parents
    And go eat
    These monsters here
    You don't want to meet

    (Spoken)
    The thanks I get for this terrible job... hey! Go on, get!

    (Yelling, get far away from your mic if you can! Authenticityyy)
    Hey!

    (Singing)
    What are you doing!?

    You kids don't know
    the danger you're in!
    Turn back now and
    I'll be a bit nicer!

    (Spoken, feel free to improvise along these lines, follow them as you like)
    You three, out of the- put those down! I'm warning you, pass those keys over and we'll walk out of this here little storeroom, and nobody will get hurt. I'm not chasing you around this table, got it? Get here!

    (Any more improv and yells for banging on the door, drop them here)

  • Also add in some improv for when you're banging on the door/chasing the kids around the storage room - my lines may not be adequate enough for your own timing, I just need you to be able to talk your way through the end of the track convincingly.

  • Don't forget to be grumpy!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Father
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: wlachen

Didn't want to say he wanted pizza that night... but got it anyway. Feeling like a happy chappy, seeing as he gets pizza (the kids' slices too because they didn't want to sit down and eat for long) and gets to watch robots! So exciting! He probably makes toy trains in his spare time. Knows exactly how annoyed his wife is, and is doing his minimum best to keep the kids in check, so he doesn't get yelled at later.

  • (Singing)
    Off you go kids,
    Off to have fun.
    Don't you break anything and
    Don't you dare run.

    (Spoken)
    The pizza's getting cold!

    (Singing)
    You can play again once you're done

    Those 'bots must weigh a tonne...

  • Some improv about robots/how nice the pizza is would be awesome, and will be added in for restaurant ambience. This is optional.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mother
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: klotten

The mother. Didn't want to eat at Freddy's that night, and is begrudgingly sitting through a robot show she has no interest in as her kids tear the place apart and bully the sole security guard on site. Surprisingly, doing nothing to fix the situation.

  • Freddy's pizza's
    a little expensive
    What do they put in it,
    Golden meat?

    (Spoken)
    Where have you been?

    (Singing again)
    Come on kids, stop whispering

    Make sure you don't run or get hurt

  • Some improv about the price of the horrible pizza/the scary animatronics/how naughty the kids are being would be amazing, and will be added in for restaurant ambience. This is optional.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
KID #2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: alexis doubleu

The middle child of the trio. Looks up to older brother and is ready to listen to him. Just as much of a troublemaker as the other two kids.

  • (Singing)
    I wanna see the robots!

    This is lame
    the seats are full!

    Its eyeball is missing!

    (Spoken)
    We could try to find them..?

    (Singing)
    You should calm down sir.

    Fine, we're out of here!

    The guard just kicked us out...

    Maybe we'll find a treasure trove!

    How do you know?

    (Spoken)
    Where's the guard?

    Oh no!

    Quick, this room!

    (Yell)
    Now!

  • Give us a childish scream, for the end of the video, as well as some laughter!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Animatronics Misc. (Understudy?)
open
Unpaid

This may not be a final role - I have someone offsite who is up to the task for all of them, this is just in case.

Please submit (on the same track) a clean track, without effects, and if you would like to add effects, please include it after the clean audition.

  • Please record any Animatronic line from the script above!

  • Improv/Restaurant chatter would also be good - but don't be too creepy. They're, for the most part, doing their job, not running off to eat little kids. Be as entertaining as a robot that smells of rotting flesh in a pizzeria could possibly be.

  • Singing is totally fine, and definitely encouraged. If anything, have fun!

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