"BITCH YOU BETTER PUT ME DOWN OR I WILL SUMMON EXODIA TO RAIN FIRE DOWN ON YOUR MORTAL BODIES AND RAVAGE ALL OF YOUR ALL OF YOUR LIFEPOINTS!!!"

"You think I want your pussy-ass white girl food?! Bitch MAKE ME A SANDWICH! Oh... You made sandwiches... Sorry... Wait... THESE ARE FINGER SANDWICHES! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET ME A BIG MAC, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE ICE-CREAM, AND A BOTTLE OF PEPSI! AND MAKE IT DIET, I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY WEIGHT!"

Imagine this character walks in on a girl in the bathroom, taking a bath. Give me his reaction.
OR. Make up something he might ramble on about if he was distracted by the internet.
OR. Give me an assortment of fighting, getting hit, and half-dead sounds, screams, etc."
OR. Just make something up yourself.