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josiahp99 for Teacher (serious, easy-going, reflective/thoughtful, cannibal)
Accents welcome. Mid tier voice (probably), want to avoid super deep lowtype, but want to convey terror at times as well. Generic academically serious teacher, but seemingly nice/thoughtful/cheerful and meek. Happens to eat some of the students as his pastime as a cannibal, but all in all a very pleasant and peaceful middle-aged man.
-introduces self at front of classroom at start of Parent teacher assistant meeting (PTA)-
Hello everyone. My name is Philip. I teach at this school. Because you don't like paying taxes, I don't get paid money. But I've found a way to accommodate the needs of your brain's understanding of society with my own needs of living. So I can teach your kids, and you don't have to pay a penny.
-makes lame generic joke to student, but student doesn't laugh-
That was a joke Olivia, you would have to be a milkwoman, or milkgirl, which is probably a totally different profession, something that is perhaps more to your liking?
-in office giving career advice to student-
(serious, sighing, normal boring teacher speech) Please take your education seriously from now on, or I'll have to eat you.
