X Why Podcast Ep 2: Dating Horror Stories
mwestphal6 for Flip for It: James
(M/M) ANTAGONIST: James decides to give this guy John a try. He's tired, not exactly in the best frame of mind for dating, and REALLY likes a drink. He's your garden-variety asshole that doesn't give one single shit about most things, and gets a rise out of screwing with waitstaff. The one things he likes is wings at a pun-filled heaven-themed restaurant.
Ad-libbing basic small-talk conversation will be needed for this role as background noise.
After greeting John:
Doing good, thanks for joining me last minute. You look great. (To waitress) Two shots of anything brown, and a triple of vodka. (Judgmentally, clearly for show) Please.
(Calling to the server as they’re turning away from the table, just slightly tipsy-sounding)
Hey server!
(To John) This’ll be fun, watch.
Quick, guess heads or tails. If you get it right, you'll get a ten dollar tip. If you get it wrong - no tip for you!
(Chuckles nervously, surprised and slightly offended) No, if they didn’t want to play the game, they could have said no.
Ugh this was SO good! I'm always so annoyed I can't choose multiples. I was looking for something with just a tad bit more inflection, but thank you SO MUCH for auditioning!
Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Good luck on the project!