Let's Read Genderstuck
know-your-paradoxes for Diamonds Droog
The most caluclating, clever member of Midnight Crew. Slick claims to be the leader but it's really Droog running the show. She dresses the best, too. Very smooth.
You suddenly remember you are Diamonds Droog. Whoever took your hat is about to discover she’s the unluckiest person on earth. She better hope you find her dead. What you’re gonna do to her will be much less painful that way
She likes to mess with you from the past. Trouble is she tips you off to where she's been. This time you're ready. Wait for it. Wait...NOW. Predestined bullet holes are convenient. Gives you something to aim for. 7 out of 21 clocks redestroyed.
I’m having some effigies made of ourselves with our backup hats. Deuce brought your crumpled backup hat, which she wound up with somehow. Not sure what happened to hers. Boxcars is obviously tied up at the moment, so I can’t get my hands on it yet.